Summer Fun With Femdom Memes (Patreon)

Hello my naughty slutboys and darling Dommmes!

You may have noticed, when it comes to having my say in this Mistress Speaks column, there are a few different types of posts I tend to put out. BDSM culture commentary, artist profiles and movie / TV reviews are the staples. I'm sure there's been a few odd topics that don't fit in one of those categories, but those are the main offerings.

While the serious aspects of BDSM relationships are important and diving into their intricacies can be interesting, it's important to have fun too! If you read the most recent update, you know I'm recovering from Covid at the moment. That being the case, I thought we'd do something a bit more light-hearted this month.

Let's have a look at some of my favorite Femdom memes and comic panels. If you follow our Twitter account, you may have already seen some of these, but I'm going to try and mix them with ones I've never posted (or, at least, not recently.) It becomes difficult to remember everything you've posted when you share something almost daily on a social media account over the course of many years, but I'll do my best.

This is standing policy in my household, with rare exceptions if James has been especially good.

On second thought, the first meme should read "the only type of *penetration* permitted here." There are other acts male slaves are good for.

You know it's true.

Ah, Wonder Woman laying down the law. So inspiring!

This one's a classic. It nails a sentiment I think most of us can identify with.

Hah! How very topical, with Barbie being the hit movie of the summer. Prepare yourself, Ken!

Trad-boys are so silly.

No comment.

Modern couple or GTFO.

Like peanut butter and jelly.

This one isn't a meme or even truly Femdom related, but I had to include it. It reminded me instantly of Latex Futa Nuns From Hell. Jessica made her choice, didn't she? Hung like a boss!

And finally, here's a lovely meme that James customized for us. It's the short version of how we became a couple. I'll cherish it always.

I hope you enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed sharing them. I know it's not easy finding people you can comfortably share kink related humor with. That's why we gather in groups like this one. But you never know! Once a proper rapport has been established, the right amusing, kinky meme might help you connect with your future Femdom or bottom bitch!

Now, it's time to select what movie I'll be reviewing next. This month's poll has two returning options and one new selection. I'm taking a chance on "The Misadventures of Mistress Maneater." It looks like it might be low budget schlock, but hopefully this indie piece has enough kinky content to keep me interested. Vote away!

1. Bitter Moon (1992)

A mild-mannered man attempts to rekindle the sexual fire in his marriage while on a cruise. This is complicated when he develops an irresistible infatuation with an eccentric paraplegic's wife, a woman with a taste for the dark side.

2. Going Under (2004)

The erotic fantasies of an obsessive psychotherapist slowly begin to bleed into reality when his relationship with his longtime dominatrix extends beyond the dungeon.

3. The Misadventures of Mistress Maneater (2020)

With only 30 days to repay a massive loan, a disgraced art historian turned dominatrix is forced into a scandalous scheme: win the heart of, and then extort, an Episcopal priest. When she discovers him hiding the world's greatest lost masterpiece, will she betray the man who believes in her genius, or fall for him and doom herself to a custom pair of concrete stilettos?

That's all for this month, my cherubs. Until next time, stay cool, be naughty and stand by for more smutty stories! 

Yours Truly,

Mistress Cereza