Episode 288 - Never Say Never (Patreon)
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This week on HWIDG we get WEIRD. How weird? Just slightly. That's right, it's the sane amount. Too weird and we go off the deep end and start covering serial killers like a bunch of Creeps. You don't want to go too weird. People are freaked out by it. You want just enough for people to recognize it, but not be disgusted by it. A lot like your face.
- Server Lectures
- Still Falling For It
- Fish Bees
- Saying Never
I know the old trope of "I'll be a waiter while I'm a struggling actor" has its roots in reality, but I am not paying triple digits for a steak *and* a monologue from The Tempest. I've got eyes, I can read the menu, and I understand what a heirloom tomato is.
When I go camping with someone that has a crippling fear of bears, I like to also sign up for the "Come Get Mauled By A Bear" experience that the park offers. It's great because I get to clean up their urine stains from everything, and my camping experience is now ruined! And I paid 300 bucks for it!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Three fish, four fish, bee fish, more fish. Wait, did I just say "bee" fish, yes I did and I'm sticking to it. Bees are now fish, and congratulations, your taxes have gone up by 67 percent in support of them.
A man of his word stays true to it. If he says he's "never going there again" that place is out of sight, out of mind. He may get dragged there by a friend, or surprised with a visit there by his wife, but those are outside forces. He has not moved. He is strong.
All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us through the end on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT.