Episode 245 - It's Turbo Time (Patreon)

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In what some are calling the "Canonball Run" of podcasting, we present to you the absolute fastest produced episode of this show yet! Live (in the past) from the road, Tab regales us with tales of truck stop shower sex and over-priced beef jerky as we yell about:

"I Didn't Mean to Sic My Fans On You"

Saying Goodbye

Streaming Rights

There's a point when someone reaches a certain amount of clout that the gods of the internet grant them a gilded whistle. This powerful artifact allows them to dunk on or call someone out in a way that would get them roundhouse kicked in the face otherwise in real life, only to then deflect the blame when their fans rise up with pitchforks against the target. It's like throwing Maximus Aurelius in the ring to fight for you but then throwing him to the tigers.

Saying Goodbye sucks. We've all got to do it every now and then and it never gets easier. But absence makes the heart grow fonder, so it's okay that Bethesda has taken fifteen years to put out Not Skyrim 2, just like it's okay that your sibling takes 8 years to finish their Associate's Degree. Welcome them back with open arms when they come to visit, but also watch your wallet.

Streaming media is like playing Hot Pocket with your credit card. Is this movie on Netflix this week? Is the sequel on Hulu instead? Is the 14th episode of season 7 missing due to a now-cancelled celebrity? The answer to all of these questions is Yes and No.

All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT.