Minisode 25 - Hot Glue Techniques (Patreon)

Thank you patrons for all your support for January, here's you receipt for this month's support. It looks like you spent a lot of money on pornos on paper view, and these titles, oh my god...

- Pet Parents
- The Hassle of Saving a Buck or Two
- Checking Receipts
- Modern Movie Trailers

Tawny Dawsons debut film Pet Parents stars Tawny as Priscilla McGee a woman who gives birth to three dogs and raises them as her own children. Then the third act twist, it turns out she's not the biological mother to these dogs, but she loves them just the same. There is a weird B-Plot where a plumber comes over. Oh and there is tons of graphic sexual content.

In a three time Woody award winner, The Hassle of Saving a Buck or Two tells the story of John Johnson, a working man who just wants to spend his time with his prized (Anime Character) statue. Work and life get in his way though, like in Scene 13 when Wendy finds herself in a bit of a jam, when the office copier won't work, a workman can't squeeze in today, so John is going to have to give Wendy a hand to get her project finished on time. Lots of BEEG TIHDIS in this one.

Another Tawny Dawson classic, this time the actress a little past her prime tries to recapture her youth playing teenager Patti Pressman, a teen girl who tries to shoplift from the mall but is caught when the clerk is checking receipts. She has two choices, call her Dad, or take her punishment. Spoiler alert, she does both, because this is another porn plot synopsis.

Coming this fall! Probably you the listener, I'm ashamed of you and these purchases.