Noodle Update (Part 1) (Patreon)

Howdy y'all, I'm still alive. I guess I ended up taking a vacation from releases, sorry. It looks like I've been away long enough that patreon updated? This new UI is quite confusing, apologies if there are any errors below.

I've been burnt out and dealing with a lot at home, and trying to pay the bills atop that, it's been tough. Still! Despite all that, I've actually done some things of note since you last heard from me.

- Human Alteration App

While HAA has been my main focus, it's been tough to actually turn written content into solid, playable meat. Still, I've been making slow but steady progress. Firstly we have the streamer boi:

I wanted to include the customization element that Alexis has, but given that his narrative progresses in a linear fashion, there's only so much I can do in that field. Still, I hope you'll enjoy corrupting this streamer and watching him transforming from having heated gamer moments to getting heated from humiliation.

On top of that, the poll winner was misc events! You guys just picked that option because of penis inspection day, didn't you? I added it as a joke! Well, still, I'll deliver!

I feel bad when I write super short scenes, like I'm not giving you guys as much of a meal as you were hoping for, so I've been trying to write lots of them. It's anomaly vault all over again! Still, I hope you guys enjoy.

Because the sub route got a whole new character last time, this time it's just a few events replacing the old porn system:

Because really, fucking with your porn is a very Jean thing to do.

- Hentai University

I've missed working on HU! While I've been in my funk a new set came out that'll synergize perfectly with the masseuse boy who'll come out later:

And on top of that, Ace has been outpacing me! He's got a demo for his latest character Leo:

I've added him to the PTR already. Just load ace's male characters and he should start appearing, here's a link to that: https://noodlejacuzzi.neocities.org/hentai-university/1ptr/

And a mobile version: https://noodlejacuzzi.neocities.org/hentai-university/1ptr/mobile.html

As a reminder, the PTR is a test release!  I don't recommend making it your main way to play. If you like him, feel free to drop by the discord to say hi!

Outside of that, I wanna work on HU again, so the next version of university has been cooking. For carnivores the focus will be on the mysterious massage boi, who corrupted our resident gyaruo and housewife:

And for vegetarian content I'll leave it up to a poll:

I'm thinking #1 will be the gyaru trio of Raven, Goldie, and Ginger.

#2 Will be adding girls to the small town from the unused Oreteki sets, shorties where you volunteer your services as a counselor to various women around the town.

And #3 will be the fabled final porno of the Cummings studio, where you spend a day being pampered by the family!

Which one would you vote for?

- AI Stuff

Next on the agenda is probably the biggest thing that ate up my time, AI work. It's a really cool field and exploring it has been super fun, a lot of the time I'd get home exhausted (or spend my days battling garbage and fleas) and not really have the energy for work, but I could start up some automated 12 hour job on the computer. I built a lot of python programs to help me out, which has helped me improve a lot as a programmer.

Then I built myself a new computer with my savings from work, it's a beef pc! A big goal was something that could run some kind of text AI good enough to help me write for my games. Not to do all the work, mind you, just enough to help me whenever I'm completely blanking. Here's a picture of her:

I will say there were several projects which didn't pan out. I tried making multiple Oreteki loras and spent a very long time researching decensor methods, neither of which gave great results. But I do have multiple somethings to show for my work. But before I get into those, I've been researching means to let y'all use my beef pc for your own things. I don't actually offer any concrete benefits for patrons, and I feel bad about that a lot, so this feels like it could be something I could give to you guys for all your generosity.

It's not ready yet, but basically I'd post a link so that patrons can use the uncensored image/text generator for free when I'm not using it for generating things for my games. I've been writing a full guide and review hub for AI models to go along with it, hopefully you guys find it helpful.

Now, this was part 1 of my little state of the jacuzzi. Patreon's rules means I can't post NSFW stuff without making it patron only, so for the naughty bits click here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/91925497 

For non patrons, you'll just have to check out these projects here on my neocities page, luckily I have "what is this" pages up there:

https://noodlejacuzzi.neocities.org/syrup-gallery/ 

https://noodlejacuzzi.neocities.org/amazon-gallery/ 

Thank you to everybody who's stuck around with me for so long! More to come in the future, I promise!