Slender AND Sexy? (Patreon)

Although I prefer BBW and gainers, that doesn’t mean a woman has to be heavy to make me horny. My first crush in 5th grade was a girl named Joey, who wore glasses and was rail-thin (not that many girls her age were curvaceous). Facially, she looked like a bespectacled Olivia Newton-John--the Pop singer from Australia who ruled the charts at the time--and her Kangaroo name only tightened the association. 

In sixth grade, I cast my eye on another slender glasses wearer named Dana. Like a lot of twelve-year-old girls, she had shot taller than most of the boys that year, including me, and was the first of my many crushes for girls larger than myself. (Quick aside--my favorite 6th-grade memory was when all the kids from my co-ed PE class were weighed on a doctor’s scale in the middle of the gym. I couldn’t get over how much heavier most of the girls were than the boys. I’m sure the bulge in my tight-n-tiny 1980s gym shorts was noticeable.)

Even the girls I dated in High School were skinny. It wasn’t until I met my future wife in college that I dated a girl who could reasonably be described as “fat” (and only just…she was more ‘pleasingly plump’ back then). 

First and foremost, I’ve always been a face guy. If a woman has a pretty face, the body is secondary (and that can be changed anyway, as everyone here knows). I’ve never found “faceless” gainer porn—where women are shot from the neck down--very erotic, but a sizable gain combined with a cute face and a fun personality (i.e., Curvy Gainer Girl, Cherries, Candii_Kayn and Brooke from the old days) and I have trouble pulling myself away from the computer. 

Still, there have been plenty of girls that have stoked my fires without any extra flesh. There are even models and celebrities that turn my head despite being even skinnier than those in the wild. A few of them set off my “gain-dar” (see that discussion here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gain-dar-31515606), but most I just find very pretty. 

Here are a few of the slender celebrities I crushed on as a kid:

Geena Davis: A tall drink of water with a beautiful face, Geena is in keeping with the girls that caught my eye in school. As a kid, I suffered through Transylvania 6-5000 just so I could ogle her as Odette (loved that vampire costume)! As with many of the girls on my list, she’s just as pretty now (at 63!) as she was back then. I have a keen eye for skin and bone structure!

Brooke Shields: Probably my earliest crush. I wouldn’t say she set-off my gain-dar, but unlike most top models of the era, she had a softness about her that looked like it could blossom if properly cultivated. I distinctly remember a tabloid article, circa early 90s, that had a photo of her looking rather chubby after a messy breakup (with a typically smarmy headline to the effect of “Brooke Eating away Troubles after being Dumped”), but nothing really came of it. She began dating tennis pro Andre Agassi shortly thereafter and seemed to participate in his late-career fitness kick. 

Sherilyn Fenn: When I think of “timeless beauty,” I think of Sherilyn Fenn. Back in the 80s and 90s, she looked like a film star from the 1930s and 40s, which set her apart from the bleach-blonde beach bimbos that ruled the day. Although she was never fat or even chubby, she had the same softness many of those pre-war starlets had…back before reed-thin 1960s fashion model Twiggy became the face that launched a thousand diets.

There were others—Jennifer Tilly, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jennifer Connelly (anyone named Jennifer, apparently!)—that similarly stoked the fires of my adolescent loins despite being skinnier than my usual preference. What traditional Hollywood hotties stoked your fat-loving flames?

Maverick