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I really like the idea. I'm not sure about my execution though. 

The idea of fake movie posters is great because the posters tend to be one of my favorite aspects of a movie. I like the way they fit as much of the story as they can into a single visual image, especially when they do that Star Wars thing of having all the characters layered over each other. That's what's going on with this one. Obviously the story is only implied. I guess it's about some ancient cursed Egyptian dildo or something, and this parody of Lara Croft needs it for some reason. I'm not sure who the sexy cowgirl is. A friend? A rival? Don't ask me. 

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Ace

Awesome Job you did there, brilliant execution, you outdid yourself again, pretty cool job

Geeko170

Obviously, the story begins in ancient egypt with Cleopatra(or possibly Nefertiti) being mummified and burried with the “Rod of Ra” the “Rod” is stollen by an evil priestess who seeks to use it to bring forth Seth. But she was stopped by some order of magi, and the “Rod” was hidden away. *Fade transition*. We find our heroine, Ms. Debutt in a dig site in egypt and finds a hidden chamber where she discovers the tomb of Cleo/Nefe and then discovers the hidden “Rod of Ra” and as she tries to get it out of the tomb, the reincarnated preistess arrives with her cult to take the “Rod” and bring forth Seth and rule the world. Ruffly 50-60 minutes of early 2000 action movie follows and it ends with Gabriela using the “Rod” to fuck the reincarnated preistess into a happy coma where she renounces her emo seth phase and worships Ra. Happy ending and Gabriela now has a magic 2 foot dildo she sleep with every night.

Geeko170

Sequel idea, it follows Gabriela’s future daughter as she realizes she is the daughter of Ra, because magic dildo, and has to save the world from another attempt by seth to enter our world and rule it.

Anonymous

I'd gladly pay money to see that film!

Master Dragon

Nice job, would like to see ya do one for either Mark the barbarian or Keeva.