Poll 1/23, Return of Key (Patreon)
Content
A) Key is about to save a princess, but he there just in time to see that a 'black' knight is already 'saving' her, and maybe she says something about how much bigger the black knight's 'sword' is. Something like that.
B) Key is going to steal something from a Dejah Thoris type character. She's all decked out in gold and jewels, but the only thing he steals are her thong panties, and he sells them for more than her jewelry was worth.
C) Key is about to fuck a little faerie girl, but she rejects him. He says "How can by penis be too small for you? You're a fairy?" But then we see a male fairy fly by, and his penis is indeed larger than Key's.