thegentlemanscollection

You’ve probably heard this one before, but don’t hold it against me, because it’s true! 

Thank you, from the bottom of our hearts, for taking interest in our work. Every dollar counts for helping us stay alive and continue making interesting, indulgent art that we can share with you. It also gives us the time and flexibility to experiment and improve.

Don’t be shy about engaging with either of us, the stories, or the community, we’d love to have an active base of patrons with open communication and lots of hype. If you’re only here to lurk in the shadows, I fully respect that, and you’ll still be warmly welcomed when you do pop in.


Seriously. Thank you, so, so much, you’re a national treasure. What nation? All of them, you ridiculous gem. On whose authority? The authority of my feelings. 

Hope you have a swell, steamy or spooky rest of your day, cool cat.


- Clovis Metz