Board game rules (Patreon)

We were playing This War of Mine - an absolute masterpiece of storytelling, by the way. In a different game, Little Bro argued that since an attack dog counts as a weapon because of having teeth, then he himself should also be, personally, qualified as a weapon due to also having teeth and not being afraid to use them. To my knowledge, he has never actually bitten anyone - in a board game or otherwise.