Surprise nibble (Patreon)

There's a saying in finnish, "the whole body suffers from having a stupid head", which is stated in all situations where someone caused their own physical misery by their own thoughtlessness or bad choices - whether it's having cold hands because one decided against wearing gloves, having a massive hangover from drinking too much, or thinking one could out-stubborn a farm animal. It's a way to say "no offense but you had it coming."

Also, 80% of the time when there's a hair in my mouth, I'm pretty sure it's his. We have the exact same hair colour, and while mine is thin and completely straight and his very thick is somewhat wavy, we both keep our hair too short to make the distinction.