The Birds (Patreon)

I had to pace this one in the queue a bit, as I feared the punchline is too similar to the citrus cloud one, but this one was 100% based on a real situation. We stop to observe birds a lot, and paused to look at a crow that didn't seem like it was able to fly properly. It was almost adult-sized, but we were worried it was sick, wondering if it'll be okay out there all alone.

 Then the parents showed up to let us know that the baby is Definitely Not Alone, and we should exist the scene as soon as convenient. When we were already almost out of their designated baby safety zone, we saw them start cawing at a bald man walking the opposite direction, and let him know that there's a baby bird in the middle of the zone he's approaching.

 I love bird logic. Instead of herding their babies into safety, or keeping them in one spot, they'll just let their little ones roam wherever they please and attack literally everything that comes too close. How dare the rest of the world exist and inconvenience their family life :D