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Andrew

Hey as long as it’s still less than 8 it’s all good right?

Mad Marie

There’s more (milk) gravy than grave about them?

LH

marten doesn't know what a vtuber is? i don't believe that

Michael

Marty has a secret kink it seems.

Michael Boettger

For sheer awkwardness, this has to rate up there with Veronica's lunch with Faye and Dora.

Anonymous

Oh my sweet breadsticks! I forgot Marten has a dominatrix mother for the past few strips. Lmao Aurelia has nothing to worry about with him at least!

Anonymous

I like how marten doesn't even have a plate

Mad Marie

“My sweet breadsticks” is a favorite indie band of Elliot and also Roko.

Anonymous

Just imagine the thoughts going through Claire's head right now

Some Ed

We have seen Marten using a computer in exactly how many strips? We've seen a number of other characters using computers, but I had the distinct impression the only computer Marten "has" is Pintsize, and he's only particularly used Pintsize after some particularly egregious incident. Ok, I think we have seen Marten behind the desk at the library, and there may have been something computery there. But I feel like Marten's sufficiently concerned about losing his job to not be too completely wild on his employer's computer. He may have also been behind the register at Coffee of Doom. A lot of places these days have computers for cash registers, but I had the impression that Coffee of Doom has an actual cash register for a cash register.

KCkittysnores

Oh, thank goodness Claire and Marten are as clueless as I am. (or rather, as clueless as I was before clue was forced upon me by the previous arc.)

KCkittysnores

… why eight? I don’t think I’d find seven nipples less surprising than, say, ten.

Ryan X

Considering what Marvin's Mother did as a job I feel like he will be completely unfazed by this. Also, probably has some incite that will help Claire deal with it.

Some Ed

I've been acquaintances with gay guys who liked breasts. Marten's straight. How could he not be interested in breasts?

J Andrade

Considering the local populace that we have had interactions with I find it difficult to believe they wouldn't know what vtube was just from environmental osmosis.

BobC

"Vtuber" actually comes from the French: "Vache Tuber", where "vache" is French for "cow".

Anonymous

Agreed lol, but maybe they really are that innocent? *laughs*

Mad Marie

“Is that the street term for someone who performs back-alley vasectomies?”

Mad Marie

Fun fact: “Vacc-tube” is the term for a space toilet in Star Wars.

Anonymous

I love his expression in the last panel!

Yelling Bird

MORE TITS IS ALWAYS BETTER!

Joseph Bonnar

The truth will out! Mommy is gonna milk this for everything she can first, though...

Some Ed

Insight? I mean, sure, it'd be possible to help someone cope with something like this by getting them angry at something, but I doubt that's where you were going with your comment. Also, Marten is way more insightful than he is prone to encouraging either unlawful behavior, violence, or rage.

Captain Button

Wait, a parent more technologically knowledgeable than their child? Inconceivable!

Steve H

I’m loving those photos of Claire and Clinton in the back. Hopefully soon there will be matching Martin and Eliot photos… on second thought I hope Aurelia gets photos of the whole group and becomes the unofficial mom to them all.

Drazi

Same. I thought this was a thing that Jeph thought up, then I saw an external mention of it.

Drazi

You use that word. I don't think you know what it means.

Thomas A. Dennis

I hope that this turns into a discussion about supernumerary nipples, because those have fascinated me ever since I was a kid and stumbled across an obstetrics textbook in the bookshelf of an aunt who was a former nurse.

SpookyPenguin

ah yes I see *strokes actual beard*

Julie Scott

To be fair his mom is a former(?) sex worker so this is definitely not the wierdest parent profession conversation he's had.

Mitsuki Ayane

yeah, pretty much this, especially when you consider how many people Marten now knows who work either as or with vtubers. ~<3

Anonymous

I’m put in mind of an Eddie Izard bit about saving your virginity “Yes, saving it for a woman made… entirely out of breasts…”

Anonymous

Called neither of them having any idea about vtubers :D While both are nerds, Marten is a music nerd and Claire is a library/lit nerd; neither has ever shown much interest in the digital outside the utility aspect.

David Howe

Wedding lunch where Veronica got solicited for upskirts by her friend...

Matt

Honesty, best policy. Lol

Todd Ellner

I've been in the tech world since forever. Had some of the earliest avatar software. Didn't know what a vtuber was until recently.

Anonymous

Based on my limited understanding of vtubers, it should be easy enough to explain the general concept without any warnings: "I make videos for people to watch on the internet, but it's my voice with a cartoon character rather than actual video of me." Having said that, it would make sense to give a general warning before actually showing them the video.

Bagge

Marten is all "great, one of THOSE mom-conversations"

K. D. Bryan

Clearly, Marten and Claire aren't Drawfee Fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knMr_gs29o8

Clifton Royston

Yeah, same, despite being on the Internet since 1990, maybe a little earlier. I had seen the term before it appeared in QC but had no idea quite what it meant.

Lucas Werkmeister

Marten's 👀 expression in panel 4 makes me suspect he's not being entirely honest...