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Accessorized (Patreon)

Published:
2021-10-28 01:04:02
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2022-01

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Lana Del Prey

Farewell, new friend 👋

Alacrity Fitzhugh

I eat Von Neumann probes for breakfast. The box never runs out!

Anonymous

I’m not ready for this new character’s storyline to be over!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

"I must go now, my people need me."

Andrea Andrew

We hardly knew ye. Hope they left Faye and Bubbles a lot of money.

Seidmadr

Cue that suction cup detaching and hitting someone in Something*Positive in the head. I think that's how these things work?

SpryPunk

I appreciate that Faye is dumb like me and did not even remotely consider that suction cups don't work in space

Anonymous

god i hope this is never explained. a new pizza girl for a new era.

Matt Grayson

Lattes don't work in space, either. Just sayin'.

Anonymous

Coffee for Tilly?

Andrew

At least it wasn’t looking for a blue whale to satisfy it’s mission.

Anonymous

Ask Yay about Hmmm - they are more likely to know than anyone, and they love showing off.

Dean Reilly

It's a shame Sam wasn't working, FBSEALH could have gotten a bitchin' spray!

RoofPig

Ooh do we have the Deus Ex Machina for all their financial woes?

at0m
>>70646092

Man, haven't read that name in a longass time

at0m

Huh, I hadn't thought about the fact that suction cups don't work in a vacuum

MikeT

Giant Space Baby now has its latte

Anonymous

Can’t wait until the somewhere in the background of a strip someone gets hit by a failing latte

Matt Zweig

Jeph, you know your stuff better than I ever will but maybe consider adding a sound effect to panel 1 for when the floating black slab pays?

Anonymous

I wonder if someone on board Station has a crush on Hanners and built that to try and ask her out. But even in orbit Hanners still leaves that person tongue tied.

Anonymous

Okay I have QUESTIONS 1. How tf did it pay 2. With what currency 3. BUBBLES HOW DID IT PAY

Anonymous

But seriously, Velco is ALWAYS superior to a suction cup unless you need something completely and totally removable.

Livy N

I'M SO INTRIGUED. AI is so diverse.

Yelling Bird

I'D LOVE IT IF THOSE TWO APPLIED SUCTION CUPS TO ME! ALSO, BOO! I'M A FUCKING GHOST!

Anonymous
>>70647488

The Questionable 'Verse has a Robot PayPal that can be used between any AI, apparently.

Anonymous

You're really killing it lately, Jeph!!!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Maybe Pintsize had a change of heart and traded his body in...

Anonymous

I want to know how much they paid

Summer Sudbrink

So did it fly directly towards the sun, or is that a flash of light as it disappears in the distance.

Ace of Hearts

their home planet needed them I guess

Populuxe

The alien vanguard is a lot nicer than I was expecting.

Sleepy John

I for one welcome our latte-drinking softly-humming overlords.

Michael Boettger

I suspect that the "name" is the equivalent of an IP address, rather than something in the vernacular.

Andrea Andrew
>>70649146

Hopefully enough that Faye and Bubbles will be scared at how much and consider getting an assistant like Marigold.

Pejo

I... did not expect FBSEALH to get this level of character development

Anonymous

With coffee now safely in the cup holder I'm sure the floating black slab emitting a low hum will make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Josh

There's coffee in that nebula.

Anonymous

Was I expecting to become emotionally invested in a floating black slab? No Am I absolutely emotionally invested in the floating black slab's character development now? Damn right I am!

Populuxe

I would be sad if this is the last time we saw FBSEALH, but on the other hand, making this the last time we see FBSEALH would be such a boss move.

Thomas Halpin

I'm waiting for our expert in "helping satellites to make friends" to already be well acquainted with and a personal confidante of the slab

Leak

Can't decide - was that First Contact, or was it First Coffee?

Anonymous

I can’t help thinking all of this week’s strips are in actuality the final random electrical impulses of the various AIs in the wake of last week’s EMP blast. ….

Anonymous

Taking bets on if this is Spookybot’s original body.

Miyaa

Next week, the Slab makes breakfast for a stunned Steve & Cosette after it reveals to Cosette that she’s expecting twins. Steve is stunned that the Slab is using a wok to fry bacon and eggs. “When did I get a wok?” Steve ponders.

Bagge

The fact that it can't (or won't) communicate but has a fully functional system for financial transaction probably says something profound about capitalism.

Douglas E. Smith

I don't think coffee will function in the cold vacuum of space either. Ice coffee maybe.

Stephen Wells

It's not going to space, it's bringing coffee to its friend, the world's greatest trapeze artist.

Matt Pedone
>>70662251

It also doesn't seem to have a way to consume coffee, but still feels a need to buy coffee.

Randall Norman Pick

Distributing caffeine to poor innocent Von Neumann probes. :)

Anonymous
>>70647533

... and in the shower, because, you know, velcro would mold quickly!

Lightsabr2

New theory. That was a drone dispatched by station for a well-check on Hannelore after directing a kinetic strike.

Nicolas Demers

This whole week's storyline has been so deliciously random and I love it

Bagge
>>70683949

Pretty good theory. All the other drones will be so jealous about the cup holder

Anonymous

I'd been imagining all day that Fay would just have dug out a vintage 1990 "hangs on the car door in the window slot" cup holder from a gas station that has a daisy applique on it or something.

Anonymous

And you are in Wikipedia under Von Neumann Probes.. Good Job.

at0m
>>70822147

I wonder how many times QC is on Wikipedia like that