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Read All About It (Patreon)

Published:
2021-10-12 02:13:57
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2022-01

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Anonymous

CAMILLA

Anonymous

oooooo!!

Anonymous

Wait what about hentai (verb?)?

Trans4Life2021

"Don't let the ahegaos hentai you" Hahaha

Jackie Horn

But what IS a cantilever?

Miyaa
>>69618488

Now we need to know Clinton’s middle name.

Shaun

Cantilever? I hardly even know 'er!

Anonymous

Oh god, I love it so much <3 I think Hanners and Claire are going to be good friends :)

Joshua Roberts

This HAS to be a recurring gag now. It's too good not to be.

JD

Why would she let Pintsize write the joke?

Grace Kieser
>>69618497

Hanners is trying but she still doesn't really understand the hentai subculture

D. Alfonso

I love this

Anonymous

Have we seen the Service Ferret? I'm sure we have but I can't remember for the life of me, would love to get the page #(s)

Anonymous

This might be a cool thing to do once a month/every few months. Or maybe as a Patreon extra?

Darth Hypno

How is running cat 6 a service a service animal would need to be trained in? This makes me irrationality annoyed.

Kurist Zero

"Obliterate Me" with an excited coffee bean and an uncomfortable looking coffee grinder needs to be on a T- Shirt 🤣

Tannerbot

Ah, Emily. When did we last see her?

Anonymous

Cantilever

Michael Boettger

Claire establishes herself by establishing a community-based lending library at CoD.

Alan Wiggs

Screw robots I want to live in the alternate universe where electricians keep trained ferrets. Do the ferrets join IBEW or do they have their own union?

Shawn K. Younkin

You have to be positive and say CANILEVER!!

A.A. aka Double

Damn I was hoping for some Raven news

Anonymous

Now wondering how much Ferret Guy charges to run cables. Would hire just to see the ferret at work. =3

Anonymous

"Can't I leave 'er (alone for two minutes without her improving efficiency)" Dora probably

Mad Marie

I would like to see the ferret in its uniform.

FeyOne

I love everything about this newsletter. *laughing* Separately, I think there is a minor type typo in the leftside sidebar of the "newsletter" that Hanners would NEVER miss. In the body of the sidebar text, 3rd and 4th lines counting down from top. The end of line 3 and start of line 4. Your resulting sentence is, "Dales time at CoD is has come to an end." It looks like you were originally planning the sentence, "Dales time at CoD is coming to a close", and then changed to, "Dales time at CoD has come to a close." However, you appear to have accidentally left the original "is" in the comic text. Hanners wouldn't miss that and would never release it without fixing it. ;)

Yelling Bird

I'D LIKE TO 'CANTILEVER' DORA MYSELF!

Anonymous

This is glorious, I would love to see some back issues!

Kyle Major

Well now some people will try and use that password on anything coffee of doom related

BobC

Q: Cantilever? A: Well, yes you can. But you aren't staying at my place!

Anonymous

I want the next comic to be a compilation of everybody but dora reading the news letter and complementing claire on the new job

Anonymous
>>69618787

It’s entirely possible that you already live in such a universe. https://youtu.be/KL4zI6rXjI4

Onyx

Cantilever :D (I'm not sure if there is a specific reason or not for this word. I have some ideas, but I may be over thinking it.)

Anonymous

As a redheaded trans woman about to finish a library science degree while working in a coffee shop who needs to start looking for jobs soon....this whole storyline is wonderful :)

Anonymous

i think the newsletter should appear every month

Anonymous

I mean, I’m sure this is planting seeds for a new shirt design with Pintsize yelling, “Obliterate me, daddy!”

Michael Boettger
>>69618754

And then she establishes a literary society operating out of the shop. Dora sells more coffee, Claire has a measure of personal and professional fulfillment and perhaps gets written up which can go on resumes.

Anonymous
>>69619156

Agreed!!! I can only imagine that this is one of several weekly newsletters that Hannelore single-handedly produces & I would like to subscribe to them ALL! What level of Patreon contribution would it require to make that happen, Jeph? :)

Scott Vogel

Can I get these newsletters in my inbox?

Anonymous

This is amazing!

Anonymous

Pint-size should make a joke book

Anonymous
>>69618693

That would be so cursed and I would definitely wear it in public!

Some Ed
>>69618656

Are these normally only available to employees? I'd personally rather not cantilever myself into their distribution flow without their consent - especially when it could come at a cost of comic quality or not getting whatever fits Jeph's mood to give us. That said, they could provide another way to convey the passage of time without breaking the fourth wall with something like a narration box.

Anonymous

Been reading for a long time and I can say this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a comic in idk how long. Keep being awesome Jeph

Pavel Curtis

Is this the very first non-panel-comic instance of Questionable Content? Links to any earlier ones?

Dean Reilly

'Requiescat in Pace'? Maybe Hanners should have put a black border around the photo of Dale, just to add confusion.

Anonymous

Don't know if it's already been pointed out, be there's a typo in the "Goodbye to a Friend" section: "Dale's time at CoD is has come to an end"

Anonymous
>>69621003

Beer Sledding in #1387 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1387

Anonymous

Need the Patreon tier that gives me one of these a week

Anonymous

Yes, is has come to their attention.

Yonatan Zunger

I keep trying to figure out if Emily is working on an anti-(time machine) or an (anti-time machine) and I'm not sure which is more appropriate or disturbing.

Anonymous

I learned cantilever working at a dental lab

DonnieRamesJio

"time at CoD is has come to an end." Hanners, don't just spell check, proofread.

Littleshiro-kun

Cantilever. Also, I wonder if Linda Richman is gonna come and visit Coffee Talk. :P

William Cole

I love this almost as much as Marigold's slash fic!

Anonymous

Now I want to see the ferret in the hard hat & vest!

Bagge

This is all I ever hoped for

Ken

cantilever

Clifton Royston

Now remember what to do when anybody says the secret word...

Anonymous

No! Can't YOU lever!

Minzoku Bokumetsu

had a retail colleague who wanted a "memorial wall" of everyone who left, and like, that would've been a VERY FULL WALL MY GUY

Ace of Hearts

you need to draw the ferret now Jeph

MikeT

Emily always working seven steps ahead.

Clifton Royston
>>69619787

This is just too good. I hope you'll tell us all if intelligent robots start walking into your coffee shop to order tea.

Ursus Ridens

I know what a cantilever is, but I still want someone to build a canilever.

Miyaa

I hope one day Dora will stop going crazy figuring out what Marigold’s [redacted] [redacted] is.

Jekotia

We _really_ need to see this ferret at work.

Anonymous

Let it be said that ferrets being used to run cables through cable ducts is very much a real thing.

Anonymous

Oh man I was so excited to read this

Absentia

So what patron level do we have to be to actually weekly Coffee of Doom Newsletters?

Leak

"Coffee Talk"? Yeah, good game - almost a CoD simulator... :D http://coffeetalk.info/

Anonymous

This makes me miss Achewood

Mad Marie
>>69618957

Well, there was some, but Emily unfortunately had to ‘adjust’ that.

Mad Marie
>>69624337

Is a bucket of slime going to pour down on Dora’s head?

Mad Marie
>>69623050

“Bawbara! I’m getting owal verklempt…tawk amongst y’selves. Here—I’ll give you a tawpic: why do we droive on the pawkway and pawk in the droiveway? Discuss…”

Samuel Fout

This is a damn fine comic

Anonymous

I enjoy the fact that Coffee of Doom has a newsletter. It is quite fitting for such halls to share their vast knowledge of coffee with their patrons.

DVW

Don't let the ahegaos hentai you!

Matt Pedone

I look forward to the epic number of puns on the day Claire gets to write the daily menu.

Anonymous

I look forward to seeing the ferret in its vest and hardhat.

Anonymous
>>69638936

Is this QC or Bob's Burgers? Or is that something QC did long before Bob's made it popular?

Leugi

smh not calling it Doomsletter

Anonymous

I almost missed the joke submitted by Pintsize

John Vogel

We need more of these!

Ruth Merriam

Best fanservice on Patreon.

Clifton Royston

Claire will immediately establish a proper archive for the employee newsletters.

Some Ed
>>69626109

I could imagine this happening if it was only once per QC week. Real time weeks? I just can't imagine that actually happening. Hanners is amazing, but I don't think she actually can work that fast, and I don't think she can see through the fourth wall well enough to perceive there's a need.

Ursus Ridens

There's a license for library scientists?? Now I wish that I were young enough to become a rogue librarian. (Artists/authors please note: there's a whole comic site there -- something like "Rashleigh Random-Feiler, Rogue Librarian")

Captain Button
>>69678418

Well you can't let just *anyone* into the closed stacks over at Miskatonic ...

Anonymous

💜💖

Anonymous

I absolutely need more of these newsletters in my life

Anonymous

Cantilever.

Matt Pedone
>>69678418

I wish I'd known you could/had to go to school to become a librarian. I'd have made much different choices in my life.

Anonymous

Cantilever - Can these please be a regular Patreon thing?

Anonymous

Claire has clearly never seen the size of the spiders below COD...that should be fun!

Darren Stalder

I love the pointed remark to Dora.

Anonymous

*BOOOOOOOOOM*