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An Eyeful (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-08 01:12:04
Imported:
2022-01

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Nothing can stop the horny

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BeatButton

I mean, he IS just a cat.

Hope

Fuckin GET IT

Miyaa

“If he dies, he dies.”

Anonymous

That's a big fucking mood Clinton

GregD

Huh, okay, Elliot isn't even fully naked yet. Guess they hadn't gotten as far as I thought. Also, this totally happened with my lady love a month back. We got down to hard core sexing, and the cat kept yowling. Not to be let in, but for attention.

EnterTheHero

Fuck yeah, Clinton! Get that dick!

Elberik

You say that now, Clinton. But will you be able to perform while a cat is judging you?

Anonymous

This is just a reality you have to accept when you have a pet. Sometimes they're gonna see stuff.

Hakurei06

And when kitty wants to cuddle?

Michael Boettger

My cat has seen many things. And has always been quiet about it. The only worry would be if Hercules decided to swat some random dangly bits.

Anonymous

Is this what a power bottom looks like?

Anonymous

So Clinton is going to, uh, climb the eyeful tower?

Noise
>>63355269

Yeah, when you're in a house that belongs to a strange cat, it pays to cover up the fragile parts, in case they get whimsical.

Anonymous

It's all fun and games until you get a cold nose in the buttcrack.

OldGoat

Geezz Eliot, lose the britches.

Scott Vogel

As a cat owner I can relate.

Chas Simmons

There are cats who are capable of some form of jealousy. I haven't heard of their attacking, like with claws, but knocking over flower pots, etc.

Anonymous

Don’t do it! That’s how you end up with claw scars on your nards!

Jaron Mortimer

Aww man, I saw Turbo Horny back at Warped Tour in '08. They went onstage right after Himbo Extreme.

Anonymous

why is Eliot still in his drawers?

Anonymous

cats be like

Sammitch
>>63356136

Because Jeph's ad networks won't let him post dongers.

MikeT

Twin turbos

Yelling Bird

WOO! YEAH! I LIKE WHERE THIS IS FUCKIN' GOING!

Dan Curtis

as long as cats don't try to swipe at anything

Dylan T

Clinton is DETERMINED.

Joseph Bonnar
>>63356649

You do realize, friend Bird, that Yowling Cat has you beat on points by a 3 to 1 margine...

Anonymous
>>63355900

That actually happened to me once a long long time ago. That’s why the cat (and the dog) are not welcome in the bedroom during sexy time.

Jennifer Doyle
>>63355226

Over the years, our cats have been annoyed, judgemental, or curious - and we have just shoved them off the bed. They come back afterward.

Thomas Halpin

Perseverance! Go for it!

Magic Chopstick Games

*chews thoughtfully on a piece of straw* …hain’t never been watched by a cat before during intimate times, has ye

Anonymous
>>63356752

I think you've just predicted the basis for Monday's strip. Eliot and Clinton are walking out of the Emergency Room, Clinton's pants are covered in red. Eliot is embarrassedly apologizing for fainting at the sight of so much blood.

Anonymous

cat dont care

Gaz

cats do like to watch

Anonymous

so... I had a cat jump on my back in the middle of that once. I can say from experience that it can be quite a mood killer.

Anonymous

My dog nudged her way into the room once. She immediately tried to lick the dude's fingers which had just moments before been in, well, me. My dog isn't allowed near the bedroom during sexy times any more.

ParagonRocky

Does Clinton's robot hand have...settings?

Todd Ellner
>>63356812

Has been since the first kiss. If it were up to Elliott they would still be awkwardly dancing around the whole thing. Nerd Focus For the Win!

Anonymous

Cats are pervs. Mine always stakes out his corner of the bed and watches

The Secret Sponsor

The pessimist in me is thinking something is going to go wrong. My guesses: 1.) Hercules is allowed to watch, but ruins it by being a bad kitty (Scratching Naughty bits, being noisy, etc.) 2.) Yay ruins it by bursting in and professing their interest in Elliot. Love Triangle ensues. 3.) The concept of Sexual Orientation VS. Romantic Orientation rears it's head unexpectedly, making things awkward but allowing for a conversation to occur that doesn't normally get addressed in media as much as it should.

BobC

I hate self-editing my comments before they're posted...

Anonymous

My experience with cats is that he doesn't want to come in now, he just doesn't want the door to be closed in case he wants to come in later.

Fart Captor

You can't stop the horny, Mal. Nothing can stop the horny

AlexKorobeiniki

As long as they don’t try and climb on your back mid coitus…

Bagge

and for the rest of the week, Eliot will imagine Hercules to snigger whenever he walks past

Sleepy John

Hercules, called Mood-Killer.

Absentia

No retreat, no surrender.

Absentia
>>63364803

and for the rest of the week, Hercules avoided even looking at Elliot, scarred mentally by what he witnessed.

Todd Ellner

Next time get Herc stoned on catnip first

Anonymous

Is there a reason they're to the side of the pillow?

Valraven
>>63361193

Actually, come to think of it... so F. domesticus is a social creature. I'm reminded of hearing one theory that, as part of their social behavior, cats follow people into the bathroom because they know we're in a vulnerable position, and they're kind of keeping watch. To protect us. So the watching their owners fuck might be similar, they're keeping watch while you're... engaging in behavior that they know makes an animal vulnerable. But also maybe they're just curious. We know astonishingly little for certain about cats for how long they've been with us.

Anonymous

My ex and I had two cats during our time together. The one was a kitten and would think we were playing and try to jump on us. A real vibe-kill, but also hilarious. The other, Rufus, would just quietly stake out his corner of the bed, all "no amount of your human weirdness is going to make me give up My Spot." Occasionally I would absent-mindedly reach out to pet Rufus during the act and then suddenly realise what I was doing and be weirded out all over again lol

Andrew

But, but, Hercules will tell Yay all about it! And they'll ask so many questions!

Anonymous

That cat is gonna get all up in the middle of the sexy stuff.

Anonymous
>>63370765

A pillow under the small of the back gives better access to certain places you want to get at during the sexual act.

Anonymous

"The power of the Boner"

n.

kinda expected Yay to pop on and take Hercules but maybe they are not in fact spying on everyone all the time

Julie Chan

I just had a horrible vision of the next comic being four frames of different shots of Hercules with just voice bubbles from the boys.

Hugh Eckert

Clinton's lack of chill has given him power. Horny, horny power.

Hannah K

Yessssssssssssssss

Anonymous

Damn Clinton really showing some top energy.

Anonymous

Sarah Millican on pets during sexy times https://youtu.be/Kya6Rhs6KnE

Grace Kieser
>>63355245

Besides, pets are already naked! It's not like they haven't seen a dong before!

Joseph Robertson

Is Clinton wearing any pants? I choose to go with “No”.

Ísabel Pirsic

cats where they shouldn’t be @nocatplaces