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Published:
2021-06-03 01:10:31
Imported:
2022-01

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Anonymous

Jeph, did you set up this story arc just to draw a bunch of dildos on a conveyor belt?

Miyaa

Now I want Beeps to give Claire that factory tour.

Leonardo Taglialegne

The position has just been... Filled... I'll show myself out

Ted Van Roekel

Applied Dildonics Ltd. A subsidiary of Black Mesa...

Anonymous

> Applied Dildonics Umm, are they looking for a software engineer by any chance? I'd do it just for the resume entry.

Andrea Andrew

I wonder who filled the position, and if there isn’t another position Claire could find there.

Anthony Gaglianese

Applied Dildonics Ltd....that sounds a lot more professional and legitimate than I was expecting. Like 'Big Wangers, INC' or something.

Miyaa
>>61122635

It sounds more like a subsidiary of Aperture Science. Turn lemons into exploding dildos.

Anonymous

Just printing out that paperwork was a major accomplishment

Michael Boettger

Don't lose hope, Claire. Something good is coming soon.

Douglas E. Smith

Applied Dildonics, Ltd. We do it FOR SCIENCE! (and WITH SCIENCE!)

Michael Boettger

Maybe Claire can get a job as Beep's assistant?

TV4Fun

I'm sensing Beeps could use the help of a good librarian.

Tinwhisker

Shot in the dark, Claire probably has a relatively unique perspective on dildos?

Grace Kieser

Beeps, sweetie, you gotta get better at doing paperwork!

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

I can glom Applied Dildonics, but theoretical dildonics is… ???

Dean Reilly

Crushbot got the job. Most of Beeps' paperwork involves special ordering a reinforced desk and keyboard.

Shawn K. Younkin
>>61123316

DILDOS SO DENSE THEY CAN CREATE THEIR OWN SPACE AND TIME CONTINUUMS... equipped with 3 different vibration settings for your pleasure!

Jeff Norman

There was stiff competition for that job. It's a hard job to get. Hard to believe the lengths some would go for the job. Thank you—I'll be here all week.

Will Weaver

Applied Dildonics Limited might be the best name of a business ever.

Yonatan Zunger

I get the sense that Applied Dildonics should really hire Claire. I'm not even sure for which job in particular, but competent, together people are fairly hard to find, so if one comes to your door you should really default to checking if you have a job for them.

Anonymous

She might have got the job if she hadn't stopped to help Pintsize. No good deed goes unpunished.

Julia Allen-Hesse

You’re missing out if you don’t sell Applied Dildonics Ltd t-shirts. Especially for pride month.

Yelling Bird

I'VE BEEN ON THAT TOUR! THERE WERE SO MANY DONGS I THOUGHT I WAS BACK AT DISNEYLAND!

Sammitch

I'm just going to leve this one here for everyone that is enjoying that company name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

drone r0m-3

Take the tour Claire!

Simon Green

Thank you for choosing us! Just before we enter the factory floor, I have to go through a few safety dildos and dildon'ts hahaha! [Haunted look]

Emma Humphries

qDot needs a cameo as Chief Scientist.

Shawn K. Younkin
>>61122651

I'm really wondering if we'll know... My money is on either Melon, or Yay... cause Yay working in a dildo testing facility would be fucking hilarious!!

Thomas A. Dennis

Questionable Content; the webcomic that is its own XXX parody.

Justin Alexander

Pintsize is going to be so mad he didn't go.

Anonymous

Just seeing Beepatrice again makes me happy.

Bagge

Play your cards right and there's a free sex toy in it for you.

Jon Guyer
>>61122552

Not that, so much as Claire accidentally bumping the lever that sets the conveyor to high speed as she tries to get them all neatly into their cartons

Brooks Moses
>>61131208

There are so many rearrangements of those last four words that also make sense!

Sleepy John

I used to work for Applied Materials, and I think Applied Dildonics would have made a MUCH better business card.

Anders Rapp

It's a dildo factory where they already FILLED that position! :-P

Dean Reilly

Beeps needs to be in a Willy Wonka costume for the full effect.

Anonymous

Beeps no!

Todd Ellner

I can see it now. They will even get to meet the owner, Willie Wanker

Tim Williams

one job I had in the past was collating data on safety inspections to meet OSHA regulations. At the end of the year I had a binder 4" thick. And that was just one small part of my job. I probably deforested a few square miles.

Stephen Wells
>>61122553

I want Claire to solve Beeps' paperwork issues and get hired to do that.

Stephen Wells

"There's an invisible emu loose at the applied dildonics factory." "Man, this f'ing town."

Mark
>>61123126

Beeps is a sweetie, but she shouldn't be allowed out without an accompanying adult.

Dean Reilly
>>61135697

"Come with me, and you'll be/ In a world of robo-masturbation...."

Douglas E. Smith

It's been established that in the QC universe there are sex toys with non-euclidean geometry that can touch places that don't exist (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1380). So it's not surprising that teams of physicists and mathematicians are involved.

Kuragari

I'm just imagining a poster on the wall "The Dildos and Dildon'ts of Workplace Safety"

Kuragari

Also, Applied Dildonics with a vague dildo logo would make a great tshirt. LOL

Doc Gumby
>>61178386

Totes agree. I just came on to post that very thing. Well done good sir!

Jim Feldman
>>61178315

and the 20 minute new hire/yearly video you must watch so the outsourced HR can check that box

JourneymanWizard

Huh. I wonder if the one Melon found and "rescued" is an escaped prototype? Also "Applied Dildonics: you wouldn't believe what they let you put on business cards!" "Applied Dildonics: pounding them so you know they can take it!" "Applied Dildonics: we're hard on the hard-ons!" "Applied Dildonics: we harm dildos so they won't harm you" "Applied Dildonics: guaranteeing** the only explosion you will experience is an orgasmic one!" ** provided you fun time doesn't include a 2-ton hydraulic press and AXE body spray

Dave Van Domelen

Speaking of applied Dildonics, check out Something Positive for a tie-in to this week's plot.

Clifton Royston
>>61269965

OK, that's fucking hilarious. Pintsize will be so jealous of his former chassis.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

What, no "Applied Dildonics" shirt? If censorship or modesty is an issue, how about "Applied D-donics"?

Dimitar Bounov
>>61282561

But what would be the tagline? "Applied Dildonics - we do it for the science!"? "Applied Dildonics - we really put the science in it!"?

Turjas

I’m in total agreement with Beeps, there has been a pile of paperwork on my desk that I’ve been avoiding for at least a week now.