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Hi Mom (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-09 02:27:17
Imported:
2022-01

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*donk*

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Terry Parry

Hanners, we all love you so much

Anonymous

Poor Hanners with her lack of frames of reference.

Anonymous

Jeph put a donk on it.

Miyaa

I’m stealing the phrase “non-standard upbringing” to describe my childhood.

Anonymous

Hanners' face in the 4th panel is priceless

KCkittysnores

Her frame of reference is in zero-g.

Michael Boettger

Hanners did speculate that Northampton was all a simulation for her benefit, so it stands to reason there would be gaps in the database. School plays being one of them.

Thisguy

Hanners assumes she’s being watched all the time, so she cannot understand why people would be nervous about it.

Shawn K. Younkin

Hanners DID watch Marigold play video games once, and Marigold forgot she was there and let one rip... mortifying Hanners completely.

Sleepy John

We have an experience rupture, where one side simply can't understand the other's reaction to a scenario. Poor Marigold. All she wanted was advice and coffee.

Captain Button
>>59449876

Poor people don't know from raisins. Ultra-rich people don't know from school plays.

Captain Button
>>59450024

Maybe the reason she can live openly in Northhampton is that she has a super-stealthy security detail watching her all the time. Invisible emus or something.

Anonymous
>>59450024

I am 200% here for invisible emu security force. I mean, they won the war in Australia*, so of course they'd make excellent security — especially with added stealth. * If you're not familiar, there's a fantastic wiki entry, look it up!

Bagge

Hannelore's and Marigold's friendship - despite any common frame of reference - continues to be one of the most adorable parts of a wildly adorable comic

Am Queue

Hanners could watch without Mar knowing, also.

Anonymous
>>59450024

They didn't win that war by being particularly stealthy. Or disciplined.

Dean Reilly

Please, Hanners. It's hundreds of thousands.

Drazi
>>59449563

As a unschooled (yes, that's a thing), human, may I share it?

Yelling Bird

I GOT SOMETHING THEY CAN BUMP INTO!

Ben Russell-Gough

Marigold, maybe this is something to do with your own nervousness rather than a universal experience?

Thomas A. Dennis

No one tell Marigold that parents are the _only_ people who go to school plays. Wait, I meant "some one".

Dan Curtis

I forget sometimes she's spaceborne

Ulrik Bøe
>>59450024

But imagine how dangerous they would be if they learned stealth and discipline!

David Durant
>>59453500

Or she could just ask Yah since they watch *everything all the time* anyway

Cole Blackblood

"Imagine doing a counting job, and your mother was right there the entire time, watching you do it."

Matt Pedone
>>59453500

She can't ask Yay, because she promised she'd keep it a secret, and she can't just watch without telling Marigold, because she knows Marigold doesn't want her to.