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Anonymous

An honor to go this way.

EnterTheHero

That’s how I want to go.

Michael Boettger

Nice callback to Dora and Tai's big encounter. Been nice knowing you Dan.

Anthony Gaglianese

Death by Snu Snu is how so many of us wish to go. Shitty Dan, in honor of your sacrifice, I hereby promote you to "Dan".

Yelling Bird

MAKIN THAT PULL-OUT GAME WEAK!

Jaron Mortimer

Uh...I mean, if things don't work out with Cool Dan, you can have MY number Renee...

Vilinda

😎 👍 Nice.

Andrew

The safe word is “Oh WTF please mercy please!”

Gary Sumners

...BONEboneBOOOOOOOOOONE!

Absentia

ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 is screwed In all the best ways

Anonymous

woo hoo!

Ted Van Roekel

If you gotta go, go with a smile.

Joel Bateman

Shitty Dan? Nah, now a days we call him Shriveled Dan.

darklion

"How would you like to die?" Tyrion Lannister:

Anonymous

He's Fucked Dan now

William Cole

Ave atque vale, Daniel.

Miyaa

tomorrow: Aurelia making eggs for Clinton and Elliot; Elliot makes buttery croissants for Clinton and Aurelia. Clinton doesn’t want to drink the milkshakes, reminds him of MommyMilkers420.

Shawn K. Younkin

I love the double peace signs from Hot Dan in the first panel.

MiaKitty

Okay, this is wonderful. I look forward to them having fun, and seeing where this goes.

Todd Ellner

"Didn't nobody cry at his funeral. Just said 'Lucky motherfucker.' "

Lana Del Prey

I love how Hot Dan is still unforgivably nerdy and himself despite his other changes since high school I also love Renee's everything

Anonymous

Dan's dead, baby. Dan's dead.

Anonymous

I never thought I would die like this, but I’d always really hoped.

Shane Wegner

Esso Ranko! Renee: "Shine."

MikeT

Death by Snu Snu

Shane Wegner

Smiling skeletons with shattered pelvises holding a cigarette and giving a thumbs up.

Anonymous

I love this!!💜💖💕🤣😂🤘😁🤘

Brian

If I were Jeph I would never mention Dan again, and just imply that he got fucked into oblivion

Bagge

Presenting her to the family already? Man, Dan sure is committed

Absentia

i believe the more appropriate title would be ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩

Absentia

i think things will work out jsut well with ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩

Absentia

once a nerd, always a nerd. ℌ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 understand this, and accepts his lot in life.

Evgeniy Semyonov

A rare occurrence: whether he would live through it or no, he would be remembered as Lucky Dan.

Shane Wegner

::Brun returns from doing cocaine in the bathroom in time to watch/hear all this::

Ísabel Pirsic

I ... have no idea what „S game“ refers to. (Implication is clear of course)

Longwing

In many video games with a ranking system, there are tiers above A. Most frequently the ranks go SS, S, A, B, C, D, E, F.

Darnel D Cooper

(big grin) For some reason, I can't stop chuckling and grinning at these two,...

Sleepy John

Eliot and Brun are SO confused now.

Ben Russell-Gough

So, what do those letters mean? A while back, David Willis did a Patron-only strip in which Joyce is shown to have a scale based on the initial letters of the names of her friends in terms of how nice and perfect people they are. I'm thinking that Jeph is doing the same. Level 'A' for Renee is Angus (her ex BF): A nice guy but, in her view, also 'meh'. Meanwhile, level 'S' is Sven: An ultra-hottie for whom you must always do your very best in coitus. I wonder if she'll add a 'D' level to her scale now?

AlexKorobeiniki

...or, it's a reference to S rank being a rank higher than A in most japanese video games. Some go up to SSS.

Anonymous

I live for the captions, Jeph

jimbo

Jeph draws nice kisses <3

Anonymous

S = Strap-On. He is going to explore a whole new world!

David Howe

Concerned now though; Tai has only brought her A game so far....