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Anonymous

so so bad

Anonymous

They are SO the same.

Anonymous

I am also very bad at it

Anonymous

Aww, what a great mom!

LH

Clinton. she probably *heard* you making out with Elliot. of course she knows.

Diptych

Bless 'em.

JD

And that was her real plan all along. She wanted to come clean with this to encourage him to come clean about the real reason Elliot came over.

Morgan

Oh this is so sweet.

Anonymous

my face goes beet red when i lie, no exceptions 😅😭

Dylan T

Cosmo sold you out, Clinton.

Michael Boettger

Clinton takes a guy up to his room and "I have no idea what you might be talking about". Sure Aurelia, sure. But I'm glad they've come to a good place about this. Still sure Claire and Marten are milkmaids. So are Dale and Marigold. Especially Marigold.

SARA J DAVIS

Poor Clint, as is normal in humans, has blown his own overthinking into a burning zeppelin instead of the party balloon it actually is.

Magic Chopstick Games

“Just let me know when you’re bready READY I SAID READY”

Ulrik Bøe

So you're saying that MommyMilkers420 does not play Among Us on the stream, or are you saying that she's very bad at it? Sounds sus either way.

Jennifer Doyle

Thank you for this mental image! I shall now call my own overthinking "Hindenburging".

Ted Van Roekel

Aurelia made her Sense Motive check.

Rob McBobson

People who say "You can tell me anything" either don't mean it or haven't thought it through properly.

Miyaa

I’m totally expecting tomorrow another episode of Steve eating cereal, being tomorrow is 1 April and all that. (For the record, instead of cereal, it’s a baker’s dozen of Tim Horton’s doughnuts because he’s in Canada – on assignment!)

Alex Kosnett

I don’t think we can look at cereal the same way again. Is this the next twist we’re leading up to? Aurelia’s version of selling bath water?

KingAtticus

Well, good moms tend to know their kids pretty well

Absentia

glad to know Clinton is able to recognize his mom's voice of deception

Thomas Halpin

This was such a wild ride to get to this moment and i love it.

Yelling Bird

GODDAMMIT, TELL HIM TO GO GET THAT DICK!

Elberik

If she's this bad at lying, she's definetly let stuff slip to the creepers

Anonymous

Aurelia is a tiny little bit behind Hanners as my favorite character.

Shawn K. Younkin

Eh... I think she is safe since probably only Clinton and Clair know about her "lying voice".

Anonymous

Sometimes, yeah, but in this case she knows exactly what it is he's trying to figure out, and knows that no matter what the outcome is, she'll be okay with it.

Bagge

"Sometimes, when a boy loves a boy, it can be like if a mother has a secret streamer hobby where she is an anime cow..." "STILL PROCESSING!"

Lisa

That was masterful. Well played, Aurelia.

Shane Wegner

The punchline is in the excitement Aurelia forgot to mute the mics and the Milkmaids are hearing all of this and loving the drama and donations are GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW.

Anonymous

KRYTEN: Lie Mode. Yes Mr Rimmer sir. It's perfextly safe.

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RadiusUlna

Come on Clinton, she’s not an idiot.

Leak

Fibbery - isn't that a famous soccer player?

Evgeniy Semyonov

Reverend Mother and Kwisatz Haderach... they are not. (It's been a long time since last Dune reference here)

Dean Reilly

Aurelia knew the score as soon as she saw those shorts.

Anonymous

Fibbery McGee. (showing my age but I'm not really THAT old, I just know the name)

Ben Russell-Gough

Panel 2 is definitely a coded version of: "Look, I'm giving you one more chance to talk to me about this voluntarily. After that, I'm badgering you about it until you talk."

Anonymous

As someone whose parents knew he was gay before he came out to them about it - accurate.

Stephen Wells

Heh. My Saturday D&D campaign went through a Spelljammer phase and then the party crash-landed on a desert planet with sandworms. It's called "Dyoon".

jimbo

sigh-it must be nice to have moms like that

Evgeniy Semyonov

I was always fascinated by Spelljammer setting, but never got to play it. Maybe we'll try it next time with friends (as soon as everyone will have enough time for a good TTRPG session).

Morgan

Clinton, walking in with sex hair and a giddy smile: My mother will NEVER find out! 😃

Anonymous

Game night will never happen... there’s always one person who can’t make tonight, and tomorrow is bad for those guys... and Frank. Fuckin’ Frank. He always says he’ll show, but never does. And Debbie and John 🙄, they’re either always making out or always fighting. Sorry, that went in a direction I was not expecting...

Mark

Maybe, weird though it might be, talking to her would help straighten it out.

Joseph Bonnar

Mine would have to be Willow Dragonfang. Of course that's only because I never met her. :)

Kuragari

Haha rather than straighten things out, she might help gayen things out. XD

Daniel S

JEPH MOMMY MILKERS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

“Mommy Milkers” is trending on Twitter and I blame YOU!

Bill Hall

I can’t stop laughing at the frame 4 Clinton face ...

Daniel Rydberg

I can recommend roll20.net if you want to play TTRPG online. They have some pretty amazing resources!

Evgeniy Semyonov

Thanks, Daniel, but as always it's not a problem of technological resources, it's a problem of human ones. Getting everyone together even in Internet is not as easy right now.

Jared Cyr

Aurelia - THE BEST (I'm so glad there's a parent in this that I can relate to)