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Quad Damage (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-28 00:56:42
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2022-01

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greetings, milkmaids

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Caoimhe Saru

Jeph I mean this in the nicest of terms, but what the fuck xD

Anonymous

I just... it’s so perfect.

Anonymous

Ooooh lord.

Michael

Yeah Clinton has the right reaction

Scout

this... I... my god, Jeph

Anonymous

Every day we stray further from God's light.... And I'm here for it

Anonymous

I just can't with this. I completely empathize with Clinton

Anonymous

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen lmO

Hope

This had better not awaken anything in me

Mr. Ifrit

LETS FUCKING GO! Milkmaids

Miyaa

And I’m dead. From laughing so hard it causes an asthma attack.

mooviies

So, where's the donate button?

Anonymous

Nice AI video filters. (Is it still AI in this world, or is that limited to real AI?)

Anonymous

Okay I know this is really funny but Aurelia is SERIOUSLY breaking some boundaries right now by manipulating her her son into this...

Anonymous

I've already subscribed.

Cody Renton

She has to know, right? I can't accept that she doesn't know

Michael Boettger

What should be possibly the greatest day in Clinton's life has spiraled into hell. Poor guy.

LH

oh no ... this week is going to be five straight pages of psychic damage, isn't it

Spoogle McGee

I know we're al open minded here... but uh... no. No thank you.

Anonymous

Jeph I have questions o_o I don't necessarily need them answered, but they exist

Tinwhisker

Mark me down as scared AND horny.

Chris Mannes

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.

DVW

Ya girl

Anonymous

Jeph, I've seen some shit. Even in the pages of your comics that I've been reading a long ass time, I've seen some shit...but none have your comics have ever made me say "What the fuck..." before.

Anonymous

I don't know why Clinton is upset, I think her avatar is udderly fantastic

Anonymous

Aurelia is giving me whiplash.

Anonymous

Hi, yes, how do I unsee this because I *wasn't expecting quadruple anthro cow tiddies what the fuck*

Fart Captor

Oh my god Aurelia

Anonymous

I'm so glad you doubled down on this joke

Anonymous

The look of horrified resignation on Clinton... 😝

Chris Keiser

Be honest, Jeph. You drew that first and figured out how to get from A to B storywise second didn’t you?

Anonymous

ZOMGWTFBBQ.

BioYuGi

I... got a piece of art of Aurelia based on what I thought her streaming would look like. And somehow, it was less horny than the truth. That's amazing. I'm into it by the way, multiboob is awesome

Anonymous

I didn't need any MORE reason to love her

Celine Chamberlin

I love this more than I can say. It's so absurdly wonderful.

DVW

Aurelia you gotta get Clinton high *first*

Anonymous

How do I delete someone else's post?

Jason Rock

Okay, I was wrong. It's Projekt Moolody.

Anonymous

from frenching elliot to this, clinton's dick must have some serious whiplash.

Anonymous

It's not furry, it's.... leathery? Also: OMG THE UDDERS SRSLY STOP NO

Peter Jensen

Oh this week is going to be a ride!

Jp

Poor Clinton.

Anonymous

this comic gave me psychic damage

Anonymous

To the bit, we must commit!

Anonymous

SON OF A STOP THIS IS A BAD IDEA WHAT SHE HAS TO KNOW

Anonymous

why do i feel like, on the other side of the city, Pintsize just experienced a minor fizzle in his brain wiring

Anonymous

JEPH JEPH WHY

Anonymous

Jeph, are you trying to kill Clinton?

Anonymous

This week will be glorious.

Kyle Major

lives up to her name, she knows what brings the boys to the yard

drone r0m-3

I feel bad for Cow Clinton err Lil' Beef.

Anonymous

Thanks, I hate it

Caelin

Oh... I hate it.

Anonymous

Oh NOW I get that "my friends hate me now" tweet. As @aetherspoon said, this week will be glorious.

Scott Vogel

This is pretty much how I expected this to go.

Miyaa

Wondering what Claire’s name would be. “HeiferGal?”

Ted Van Roekel

Thank gods I started drinking before reading, as it has insulated me and provided a bonus to my SAN check.

Anonymous

Wow, never gonna unsee that. Thanks 😁

Anonymous

OH. MY. GOD. This is HILARIOUS.

Anonymous

Oh god

Conrad

LMAO!

Conrad

I want to see more Cliton + Elliot make-outs but this is also damn funny.

Anonymous

What's that in her hand? And who is the handmaid?

TV4Fun
>>56501979

All evidence seems to indicate that Aurelia believes boundaries are places where metal is shaped.

Lisa

D.E.D. ded

Anonymous

I was NOT ready for this. (Also LilBeef, hahahahahahahaha)

Anonymous

How much would it cost to buy that avatar art from you?

Evan

OH MY GOD NO

Miyaa

No one could have foreseen the horror.

Grace Kieser
>>56501995

Eh, I was raised on the internet. This is probably the tamest thing I've seen this week!

Anonymous

I'm just waiting for the cosplay when cons come back

Peter McDevitt

Clinton's gonna need SO MUCH therapy...

Grace Kieser
>>56502077

We thought Marten was the Jeph avatar, but it seems his true face is as a ginger middle-aged single mother!

Anonymous

Jeph, I love you

Peter Jensen

Oh ... oh no ... just realized there is going to be sooooo much r34 on this ...

Grace Kieser

I'm still about 40% sure this is all a put on, though that number can keep going down!

Anonymous

Mommymilkers cheesecake for the patreons, PLEASE JEPH!

Dave Van Domelen

In which LilBeef realizes he's the most vanilla member of his family.

Agnes

OH NO

fluffy

So this is very much my aesthetic, and I like her even more now

Chris Warren

Elliot does not know what he's missing out on.

fluffy
>>56503293

also I am feeling very called out by this comic

Desy

And suddenly the arc got even better.

Vilinda

I love Aruelia so much.

Anonymous

i think my brain is understanding what weed is like by reading this comic. reading this felt like a brick to the face and now i just sit and stare, waiting for the world to make since agian.

lilibat

well, that's horrifying

Captain Button

One of those times when the only proper social response is to spontaneously burst into flames and die.

Gary Walker

I'm now totally waiting for Tai's avatar to show up.

Anonymous

Oh lord.....

Anonymous

This is definitely catering to some people, the real question is whether or not I'm among them

Anonymous

It's been a while since Questionable Content lived up to its name.

Sero

This week will be a RIDE. Moo~ :D

Anonymous

This is simultaneously exactly what I expected and also more than I was prepared for

Redd Slym

Well, good thing I draw porn as a semi-living. Dont worry Lilbeef will NOT be involved at all

Brent

Oh no... I mean I'm for it but poor Clinton

David Durant

Seems to have caused the biggest split in the Patreon fandom for a while - interesting times

SpookyPenguin

I'm sorry Clinton, your mother has been captured by a furry porn cult. They probably want to storm the state legislature or something. You may need to contact local authorities and report them.

SilverbackRon

I love the title "Quad Damage". Hahaha, well played Jeph!

Obliviontoad

Diablo. Cow Level. Moo. Moo? Moo! Moo. Moo?

Gaz

Well Clint your mom is a furry and that's okay

Will Weaver

Oh my God Aurelia no

Stuart Telfer

J E s U s If that was my mum I'd just die on the spot of embarassment

Andrew

"It's the bell isn't it. too much?"

Shawn K. Younkin
>>56505112

He can report them to me... I need to be vigilant and watch out for them and not get captured... >.>

Thomas Halpin

I mean, this is priceless and I hope Clinton gets over it.

Anonymous

Jeph no 😂

KingAtticus

Well, better to learn this now than at a funeral decades down the line

Anonymous

Um. Not to be pedantic, but Aurelia’s cow avatar has a goat tail?

William Cole

The capture really nailed Clinton's facial expression. Also, his avatar is wearing a cow-patterned t-shirt over its cow-patterned skin. (I am trying hard not to think about the left half of that panel…)

Anonymous

AHHHHH

Joseph Bonnar

And Clinton's therapist, seeing the stream, realized that he WAS going to be able to send his children to Yale after all.

BobC
>>56506712

No, that's a cow-skin T-shirt. Signaling his disapproval.

Anonymous
>>56506754

I do appreciate that the avatar software has accurately rendered LilBeef's emotional state

BeatButton

You go Aurelia! Get it!!

MikeT

Oh this is good. So very bad, but so very good.

Viktor

Don't involve your kids in your sex life without their consent*. And that avatar/username is definitely sexual. I wasn't a fan of this char before, but she definitely needs to learn some boundaries. *don't involve anyone in your sex life without their consent

Anonymous

What is the object that Aurelia's avatar is holding? Ooooh, it's a game controller, isn't it?

Anonymous

Guess who just became a mommy milker

Anonymous

Congrats, this is very cursed!

Anonymous

I bet she's big in Jersey

Daniel S

WHAT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT, I ASK YOU.

Anonymous

Nobody here got the reference to Furry Force? Or is it just me? Oookay... maybe it's just me...

Anonymous

We predicted this. And yet. I'm still wounded.

Jeremy

"Needs more cowbell."

at0m
>>56503008

I just checked and was a little disappointed there wasn't some already then remembered it's been LITERALLY HOURS since the post went up for preview, it's not even public yet

Matt Grayson

Yay must be having a difficult time integrating the breadth of human behavior. Of course, I assume they’re following this. I almost feel sorry for them.

Anonymous

I'm mildly concerned that she already has a model and rig for Clinton.

Valraven
>>56510118

I kind of just assumed it was future tech that can scan someone and render an avatar for them practically immediately. But they also may have gone through making him an avatar and we just skipped that.

Crushogre

Why does she have a goat tail?

Anonymous

You sick MF, Jeph. Thank you and godspeed.

Anonymous

I don't know what to say. On the one hand, good for Aurelia, you do you. On the other, I was really, REALLY not prepared for this. QC is living up to it's name.

Yelling Bird

YES! OH MY FUCKING, SHITPISSING, GOD YES!!!

Drakoo Dreamer

how long until she pulls out the VR rig and gets in contact with an AI and the dirty stuff happens!

Bagge

Gotta hand it to the software - it got the facial expression of 'LilBeef' just right

Bagge
>>56510452

That is a very important question when it comes to the design choice of her avatar. Maybe not my first question, but an important question nevertheless

Doug DeJulio
>>56510806

Heck. How long until one of her fans who *is* an AI commissions a chassis modeled after that? Oh god. Now I'm thinking about AI furries.

Brian

God damn

Anonymous

L I L B E E F

Afunnythinghappedtome

I seem to recall a The Onion video clip where they lampooned next-gen game consoles with a feature where you could move the character’s tits with the game controller.

Anonymous

I laughed so hard I shot milk out my nose.

Errol Lobo

all my predictions turned out to be wrong, but now im horny for mommymilkers420. this isnt how i wanted to end today.

Anonymous

Somehow the bit that *really* lands this: the visible thong straps above her avatar's jeans.

Joseph Bonnar
>>56502387

Can I recommend a bottle of "Nyarlathotep's Finest" red carbernet vintage 666, a fusion of the best grapes and the finest destroyed minds? :)

Shane Wegner

I guess I should have expected something like this. But couldn't have. But should have. Edit: When I thought about it more (FOR SOME REASON), I grudgingly concede cow udders do have four teats, so there's a certain accuracy to the anthropomorphic translation.

Raven Razor

This is fucking beautiful. Get dat cash.

Lev Vaesinis

HOW DID IT GET WORSE

William Cole

I'm *still* laughing at this.

Joseph Bonnar

THIS is a defining moment for Jeph's fans. From now on there will always be those of us who can say, calmly, "I was on Jeph's patreon BEFORE the Aurelia / Mommymilkers strip".

Anonymous
>>56513222

I only noticed them when you pointed them out, and it just makes it even more amazing

Anonymous

Dang it, I dug Aurelia before this but now I dig her more and I hate it.

Dylan T

This one did real life damage. Oh. My heart.

Anonymous

You monster. You absolute devil. Never stop.

Anonymous
>>56513916

I can’t wait for the (good) subreddit to see this, I’m losing my mind

Onyx

Fucking AWESOME! You have outdone yourself.

Onyx
>>56514857

If there was any question before she didn't know what she was talking about that has been firmly squashed. Aurelia is fucking awesome.

Anonymous

How do I post the shocked pikachu gif? Cos that's my face right now.

Jason Zions

The most Questionable of Content. Holy hell. Can't decide if I should up my pledge or buy a 55 gal drum of brain bleach.

Dean Reilly

The question is, did Yay predict this as well?

Emma Humphries
>>56516159

Yay, is doing the Michael after Elenor realizes this is the Bad Place laugh.

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>56509674

Yay lives in internet and was not born yesterday. This is for sure one of the milder things they are witnessing today. Though they are probably amused by rapid changes in their prediction models concerning Elliott/Clinton makeouts right now.

Evgeniy Semyonov

I've became a patron several years ago, and never felt sorry for that... that's it, that's the comment.

SC

*standing ovation*

Milo
>>56513499

Well... mammals have three position for teats, thoracic, abdominal and inguinal. With each section with up to six teats, humans have two thoracic ones, cows four inguinal... so... it moves things...

Absentia

really living up to that comic name, ain't ya Jeph? Twitter's gonna go nuts over this tomorrow.

Leak

Nope it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure... *shudder*

Anonymous

Well NOW the username makes more sense!

lazymagpie

I start to think that Aurelia is FULLY aware of all the implications, she just likes to mess with Clinton by playing the obliviousness card. Which is entertaining to read, but I do feel for Clinton SO HARD rn XD

Leak
>>56517257

Also - quad damage? That situation calls for a Redeemer at the least...

Ben Russell-Gough

O... kay. My biggest shock is that Jeph has actually gone there. Moving on then...

Anonymous

This is why I don't let my kids watch me on the computer

Anonymous

Never stop you madlad

Shawn K. Younkin
>>56507810

Bwahahaha - yeah, that' NOT what she did and SHE needs to learn boundaries?? It's her house, her computer, it's her streaming account, she literally asked if he wanted to stream w/ her. If Clinton really feels uncomfortable, he CAN leave.

Digi

Just perfect! Thank you Jeph :)

jimbo

whoa. I guess I'm missing a lot on the internet these days

Anonymous

I need a Milkmaids spin off Jeff

Mark

"Moooooooom!"

Mark
>>56521084

Which was meant to just be an exasperated drawing-out of the vowel rather than "What does a cow say?", but either works.

Anonymous

He needs a "mom's, weird huh" discussion with Martin... Oh, scratch that..... Have Martin and Claire's parent met yet?

Matthew Foweraker

Um, unless there's something very strange going on that's only double damage.

Anonymous
>>56522051

That's true. It's only quadruple damage if the baseline damage unit is a uniboob.

Waffles the Mooose

So Aurelia is a vtuber. Somehow I'm not at all surprised 😂😂😂

Niels Roosen

It amuses me how on the stream Clinton is wearing a shirt with cow print.

Anonymous

I am super relieved by two things: first, Aurelia's avatar is wearing clothes. Second, the thing she is holding is a game controller, not a gun. Phew!!

Anonymous
>>56524652

Thank you! I was confused about why she'd hold a gun that way (picking up the barrel between fingertips like a dead fish), so the controller makes more sense.

Comics Ladybird

With the previous update I was tempted to comment that Clinton was a bit out of the loop. Today I’m not sure it’s Clinton.

Anonymous
>>56521598

They have. The day Martin and Clair officially became a couple, it was after he was invited over for pancakes.

Miyaa
>>56516121

Unfortunately all of the brain bleach got stuck in the Suez Canal.

Stephen Wells

What the actual fuck, Jeph.

Stephen Wells

What the actual fuck, Jeph.

Stephen Wells

This has done to my thought processes what the Ever Given has done to global commerce.

Anonymous

I need to know what happens if Cosmo walks into the frame.....

Anonymous

I have to be real, I saw this last night when I was drinking a bit. And was hoping this comic was a hallucination.

A. J. Alfieri-Crispin

I finally figured out why this was so disturbing… besides the more obvious… but it’s the fact that anatomically cow breasts/udders are closer to output ports and the stomachs are closer to the input ports, but on humans, it’s the other way around.

Anonymous

omg, the resigned horror on his avatar's face ...

Kriss Pang
>>56517713

Marten's mom's attitude clearly has had an influence on her

Kyle Rudy

Absolute perfection. God, I'm cackling.

darklion

Nice Quake III reference

Anonymous

Well... That's horrifying...

George Wilson

I guess she is lonely.

Anonymous
>>56540337

When an animal moves to a primarily upright posture, the breasts will migrate up, to avoid dragging on the ground/contamination. It's evolutionarily consistent for an anthropomorphic creature to have breasts higher up the throax.

Jared Cyr

This just cements the awesomeness of Aurelia...