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Erin Moriarty

Crap. I think I'm Willow.

Michael Boettger

We've all had coworkers like Iris.

GregD

... is there anything Iris likes? So far, she is an equal opportunity misanthrope.

Anonymous

I wonder how education works for AI, can they just download all the knowledge and skills they want?

J.R. Murdock

Now I kinda want to see her with a leaf blower arm.

Miyaa

But you haven’t forced friendship on a groundskeeper right?

Fart Captor

I love them all

JD

Do AIs even go to college?

Andrew

They are the League of Not-Entirely-Voluntary Friends!

Anonymous

and kittens. She might get along with Hannelore's mom

Anonymous

i would literally die for Iris

Michael Boettger

I think it was Momo who said that they could download whatever knowledge or skills needed, but she preferred to to read material.

Miyaa

I bet from her past as a groundskeeper, she secretly keeps succulents which she’s named “Karen.”

Anonymous

You may not be 'nice' Iris. But you're still here, sticking around Willow and Yeshi(?). You must be getting something out of it.

SpookyPenguin

Iris needs a AI abuse support group.

Miyaa

I would get along with Iris. Overly friendly Willow on the other hand…

Joseph Bonnar

I'm autistic. Iris and I would happily ignore each other. Willow? I'd snap, and run screaming into the wilderness to live off roots, berries, and the occasional unwary bear.

Captain Button

Open file 'naughty.txt' Enter 'Iris' Close file 'naughty.txt'

Rob McBobson

Willow's last line reminds me of this line I read somewhere: "Gormless? I'm not gormless! I have shit-tons of gorm!"

Joseph Bonnar

As Gomez Adams said: "I would DIE for you. I would KILL for you. Either way, what bliss."

Joseph Bonnar

My headcanon suggests that she is trying to get her leaf blower arm BACK from Willow, who is using it to force her to be "friends."

BobC

Barrette, barrette barrette!

Anonymous

Bad Iris! No kick puppies!

kaitou

I heard Iris doesn't actually kick puppies. She just blows them away with her leafblower arm.

Anonymous

oooh, can AI's/robots attend college? and what about women's colleges, like Smif? The real Mount Holyoke accepts trans women, trans men, and non-binary people along with cis women. The real Smith isn't quite as open. But robots.... that would open up a big ole can of worms, wouldn't it? What is gender to an AI/robot?

Bagge

I'm sure the ground was well kept.

Anonymous

I have also decided to like Iris despite her best efforts.

Anonymous

So like that Metroid game, but fighting against leaves?

Leak

How else are you going to keep them off the grass? Put up a sign?

Leak

Now I'm imagining Metroid being set at Fraggle Rock...

Anonymous

I love Clinton's expression as he says, "Really?" — as if he’s trying to decide whether he should have asked her to relent.

Diana

Gender works the same with AI as anyone else, they're whatever gender they say they are

Anonymous

Hello vanishing point.

Sleepy John

Iris still hasn't forgiven the "got your nose!" guy.

Anonymous

Witches come in threes. Just sayin 😏

Anonymous

Ack.. what is the name of the hyper christian chick's roomate in dumbing of age? THATS who Iris reminds me of.

Anonymous

I think it's Sarah, and now you've said that I see it too.