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Sploosh (Patreon)

Published:
2021-02-16 02:09:42
Imported:
2022-01

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who could blame her

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Anonymous

An entirely reasonable reaction.

Anonymous

Impulsivus Yeetus!

JD

Okay, I get throwing the phone into the lake after getting a dick pic, but why didn't she just get a new one afterwards?

Anonymous
>>53716038

They’re kind of expensive. I couldn’t easily replace mine if I lost it right now.

Michael Boettger

Well, hopefully it wasn't an expensive phone.

Dylan T

Sweet fool.

Diptych

checked my inbox for 2 seconds & immediately saw a genital. could not parse which type of genital it was before tossing my phone out the canoe

Anonymous

Can we talk about how short Clinton's shorts are, though? Why does he get to be cute AND hot?

Anonymous

Heh. I sent my ex some dick picks recently. Dick Tracy, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Turpin, Dick Cheney. She groaned at that.

Anonymous
>>53716238

I have a folder somewhere named Dick Pics full of pictures of Richard Nixon... For those moments when I need to send an unexpected dick pic

Peter McDevitt

sadly, most phone insurance plans do not cover acts of dick.

Yelling Bird

GREAT! NOW IT'LL TAKE ANOTHER WEEK TO WALK BACK!

BobC

Well, at least she kept the barrette!

Anonymous

i would also throw my phone in a lake if i got a dick pic. i don't live near one, but i'd definitely find one.

kaitou

The phone store salesman misheard her, she asked for a smartphone, not a smutphone.

Anonymous

My blind partner is glad that he can't see unsolicited dick pics

Anonymous
>>53718631

Send them pictures anyways with the caption that says "this is a dick pic" but instead its just eggplants.

Hugh Eckert

Did a hand rise up from the lake and catch it?

Simon Green

Is that a kayak in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Anonymous

My solution is to send this image linked back at them. It never fails and is family friendly. https://imgur.com/g98WMCM

Shane Wegner

I observe Willow has strong, bordering on panic, responses to surprising stimuli.

darklion

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Anonymous

I feel I know people who would also do this

Anonymous
>>53722788

or maybe just disgusting, non-consensual stimuli. What would you do if somebody tossed a dead naked mole rat at you randomly?

Mad Marie

Survival tip #143: in an emergency, a smartphone on a selfie stick can serve as a makeshift canoe paddle.

Mad Marie
>>53725324

ps: no, gents: “Selfie Stick” is not a euphemism for “Dick Pic”. Please stop doing those. Thanks, The Womanagement.

Chase the Dragon

Insert ladies in lakes, swords and other such lore.

Valraven

Cue Elliot accidentally sending Clinton a dick pic just as unlocks and hands his phone over to Willow.

Leak

New job for Yay: punching solicitors of unsolicited dick pics in the same... as a public service.

Anonymous

i just want to point out that aside from bubs exactly zero qc girls have worn any other top than a cami since 2021 started.

Daniel Rydberg

But why would she check Messages in a canoe to begin with.. Oh I guess I shouldn’t speak on such a topic. During our kayak-trip this summer we stopped for lunch at this tiny island (I don’t know the proper English nautical term for a bunch of rocks with vegetation growing among them) and I dropped my power bank. I did however manage to pick it up, super worried that leaving it would make it corrode and leak metals into the lake. On a bonus note, the power bank still works despite it’s warranty notice telling me to protect it from water!

Dean Reilly

Was it a big one though, or was it just a kayak?

Andrew

I'm slightly shocked noone has implicated Pintsize yet. Does it just go without saying now?

Anna Phylaxis

as a person who gets unsolicited dick pics - this is a perfectly justifiable response, the MOST justifiable

Bagge

I don't THINK Elliot would send Clinton An unsolicited dick-pick. But IF he ever would, now would be the perfect timing

Bagge
>>53727764

Isn't this the perfect time to find May steady employment?

Leak
>>53740416

Wouldn't throwing the sender's phone (or his dick) in the lake make more sense in the long run?

David Pipes

Not the sploosh I expected, frankly.

David Pipes
>>53728670

If you could sit there and eat lunch, then "island" is appropriate. "Island in a stream" is a common phrase.

Daryl Sawyer

Lol. But seriously dudes, y u do dis?