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Daryl Resplandor

The AI's comment just lends more credence to the theory that Northampton is slowly approaching adorkable nerd critical mass.

Dylan T

Oh no they've fallen into an awkward goofus feedback loop! Someone snap them out of it!

drone r0m-3

Those poor burritos.

Lord Crusade

Oh, these two... their hopeless!

Michael

What are they putting in the burritos if it's happening that often?

Ian Wolfe

OMFG JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

Eric Sieck

Clinton has yet to say that he’s NOT interested.

Anonymous

Where's the tophats and monacles when you need them?

Nutjob

YAY NEW CHARACTERS

Daniel Burnett

I demand boy kissing immediately

Anonymous

Damnit Jeph, I just ordered Dumplings and now I want a Burrito!

Jason

That's not a "I'm not interested" from Clinton...

Michael Boettger

You two. Breaking everybody's heart. Again. And didn't we see the AI at CoD with the server? Commenting about Dale modeling Emily's outfit?

Norah Porter

new characters? bold move, jeph, because i'm already attached

Matt Grayson

I love those two. We’ve seen them at least twice before. When Dale was wearing the suit designed by Emily, and leaving UR after getting a spray from Sam. Someone named the AI “Dykebot”.

Yahsho Jinn

"At that moment, Clinton instantly remembers the picture of a hamster eating a banana."

Anonymous

We need "Tacos: Yes." merch!

William Cole

I think we've seen those two before at CoD. I didn't recognize the human at first, but pretty sure that's the "I'm not even into guys" AI.

David Durant

Great to see more of Daphelina :-)

Peter McDevitt

so what cereal will Steve be eating on Monday?

Anonymous

Clinton I'm begging you please just give a straight answer. No wait not straight give a gay answer!

Miyaa

“Tacos: Yes” beer coasters would be sweet.

Anonymous

Clinton, don't bait us like this

Pejo

QC fans' encyclopedic memories never fail to impress me.

Anonymous

There are so many places where the rule is "Never read the comments". This space is "Always read the comments!" I love to come here and SQUEE with y'all! (THEY ARE ADORABLE!)

Joseph Bonnar

And the... CLIFFHANGER. Or as we may best put it... The CLInthanger!

Anonymous

Dangit, now I want burritos.

Anonymous

I haven't lived in Northampton since 2011 and I still crave bueno y sano on a regular basis.

Anonymous

that looks nothing like the inside of Bueno Y Sano

Joe

don't bail, you idiots!! go for it!!

Anonymous

mmm, burrito

Anonymous

Elliot is the poster child for bisexual disaster and I must adore and protecc my unusually large child.

David Barr

This showed up elsewhere in my browsing, today. I immediately thought of Dale... https://grapee.jp/en/104093

Nicolas Demers

So... it looks like nothing's going to happen and they'll stay just friends? Mind you, all this healthy adult communication is a step up from the usual romcom fare of hilarious misunderstandings and creepy boundary-pushing

Anonymous

100% agree! Maybe THE best comment section the internet.

Captain Button

Or a Geek Chorus, amirite?

BobC

I always take my gyros and roll them like a burrito, which my gyro place views as a heresy and asks me to go outside. (Not a problem during COVID.) Just me and my Greek Burrito Tragedy.

Anonymous

YOU CAN GIVE US SOME MASCULINE-MASCULINE MAKE-OUTS, JEPH. IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS.

awgiedawgie

There's no such thing as "pretend this never happened." Once the cat's out of the bag, it's impossible to get it back <i><b>in</b></i> the bag.

Anonymous

Jeff is really dragging this out lol. DOES HE LIKE DUDES OR NOT!?!?!?!?! :P

Bob Grannan

We have to be careful, though -- he just established that the comic is officially a surly teen. The more we ask for things the less likely the comic will give them to us... or Jeph.

Anonymous

I would eat at Tacos Yes.

Anonymous

I honestly don't think he's romantically interested in guys based on the way he acts. Around women he finds attractive he has a shy awkwardness around himself that he really doesn't display around any men. The closest we got was when he blushed at how strong the cinnamon roll is but he got over that pretty quick. I kinda see Clinton turning Elliot down but I think Roku and Elliot would be great. He's always crushing on people I think it'd be great if he got blindsided by a crush on him. I actually don't see Clinton being involved in any relationship. I see him taking time to travel or something and 'find himself' When Brun inevitably turns him down (I also think she might be asexual) Clinton seems desperate to get into a relationship, just like Elliot is desperate for one of his crushes to pan out. I don't think either should and I think they'd both be better in the long run.

Populuxe

Fuck it. If Elliott doesn’t eat his burrito, I will.

Shawn K. Younkin

THANK YOU FOR MORE CUTE CHECK OUT LADY!!

Populuxe

After the first time they make love: Clinton: I didn’t know I had it in me. Elliott: That’s... disappointing. Clinton: No! I mean-!

Anonymous

I need the Tacos: yes but on a shirt.

SpookyPenguin

Robots are over this romantic comedy thing!

Anonymous

How good a burrito are we talking about? There's this place in Ithaca, NY that makes MASSIVE burritos. Dang, I miss Ithaca...

Sleepy John

Kinda wondering about the other two couples, now.

Joseph Bonnar

I see how it is. You and I, we are BOTH founding members of the "No Burrito Shall Remain Uneaten" club.

Joseph Bonnar

JEPH! We demand resolution! Will they or will they NOT eat their damned burritos!

Bagge

Does all resturant personal treat the customers as their personal soap opera or is it only these two?

Anonymous

On slow days, you gotta make do. I used to thrive off the random gossip waitresses would bring back from their tables.

Anonymous

I was pretty awkward around boys when I was a teenager. Blushed profusely. Doesn't stop me from being in a pretty happy relationship with a woman today.

Anonymous

That robot has no nose. How do they smell?

Shawn K. Younkin

I read that sooooo wrong at first.... I was like... wait neither of them HAVE a cli.... oh.... wait- you said CLINthanger....

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Dammit. I sort of hoped that the final panel today would have Clinton jumping up in Elliot's arms and smooching.

Some Ed

Cats are actually pretty easy to get back in bags, assuming they weren't mistreated in the bag and you're good at appearing to be completely and utterly incompetent at keeping the cat from getting in the bag. I've also witnessed some special cat grappling techniques which appeared to work like magic. Except, I'm not certain, it's possible I instead watched magic that just happened to look as if it was special cat grappling techniques. "pretend this never happened" is *much* harder than getting a cat back in a bag.

SC

This is so great, and so cute, no matter if they end up together or not

Frank Wales

'Bisexual disaster' is someone's new band name, almost probably.

Lisa

I really love how lovely and wholesome and kind the characters are in this comic. These two are working their way through a complicated social interaction, and they're stumbling and being awkward, and the whole way through, they're giving each other space to make mistakes and coming back to the common ground of how much they value their (currently platonic) relationship.

Valraven

...damnit, now I kind of want a burrito, too. But it's 1 am and I'm broke. Even if I weren't broke, the only places open are authentic(ish) places and I'm craving a chipotle-style burrito...

Anonymous

Came here today hoping for, at least, a kiss. Oh well.

Anonymous

I'll buy you your american burrito if you can tell me where these all night authentic(ish) places are!

Peter Jensen

Well ... now Clinton knows and he'll probably take some time to process it. Certainly doesn't look like a permanent shut-down on the whole bi/polyam shipping there's been going on for a while.

Mark

Jeph, drag out a relationship storyline?! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2217 (Jeph "Totally poking fun at everybody who assumes Marten is gonna hook up with one of the interns") https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2807 Never!

Anonymous

“Tacos: yes” shirts / prints when?

Anonymous

Jeff, I hate you for tossing this out before the weekend. May the flea's of 10,000 camels infest your armpits and may your alternator go out during rush hour in July! j/k m8, but still have soem mercy once and a while!

Anonymous

I finally joined the patreon today because I NEEDED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED and it's still not resolved, dammit

Anonymous

I hope thee character names for the human and the AI working the burrito place is "Greekor" and "Us", respectively.

Anonymous

I never noticed Elliot's nose had been broken.

Solomon Garland

That's objectively hilarious but also, Elliot strikes me as wayyy more of a bottom than Clinton somehow...

Ack

Aren't these the two we saw coming out of Fayble's place after getting a spray that one time?

Matt

New Frenz and an awkward Frendzone! Double lucky strip!

Matt

Perils of being even the most generous and kind bouncer.

JourneymanWizard

Pfew. I was so afraid that this would just be a "Martin eating cereal" strip, leaving me HANGING ALL WEEKEND

gatherer818

As Journeyman pointed out below, it COULD have been Marten (I don't remember who that is, some side character?) eating cereal =P

Anonymous

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3286

Anonymous

Also, https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3931

Anonymous

I feel like they haven't actually reached a consensus here.

Anonymous

oh NO you have made me realize that being on patreon means the QC weekend starts on THURSDAY

Anonymous

Weren't those barrettes magenta a few strips ago?

Kuragari

My favorite local burrito place just re-opened but they're only open 11am-3pm. Going to try to get one this weekend.

Steven Lloyd

I look forward to the 30 or so comics that are now sure to come about these folks who work in the burrito shop :-) (I kid, I kid)

Anonymous

Oh hey, you're me but when I wanted to know how Faye responded to Bubbles about liking each other.

Trigon Manthree

I detest the "let's pretend this never happened" trope. It's unrealistic and unsustainable without contrived dialogue and plot. Be bold!

Anonymous

Also, https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3943

Joseph Bonnar

Jeph, you are BRILLIANT. On the first, we were ALL waiting for a glimpse of Mays new body! How would it go down? What would our cute blue pervert decide on? And today: We're all waiting for the conclusion of the Elliot Clinton Arc! JEPH HAS US WAITING ON TWO CLIFFHANGERS AT ONCE! Brilliant!

Mark

Somehow, waiting for Sunday from Thursday feels longer than waiting for Monday from Friday.

Mark

Yep. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4124 For some reason I'd forgotten about this appearance.

Anonymous

Are you going to do prints of the "Tacos: yes!" poster from the background here? I'd love to buy one!

Anonymous

Nice catch. That purple AI and I might actually get along. For better and worse. 😏