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It's Burrito Time (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-12 01:14:37
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2022-01

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Anonymous

That. Is how a Clinton-Brun-Elliot reactor explodes.

Yonatan Zunger

😂😂😂 OK, that's not quite how I expected that to go.

Anonymous

Oh wow! Talk about biting the bullet and going for it. I’m impressed!

Michael Boettger

Light juuust went on in Clinton's head, didn't it?

EnterTheHero

DO NOT LEAVE YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR ANSWER IF YOU RUN

Anonymous

This better end in a whole load of gay smooches otherwise I swear-

Jessica

I FREAKING LOVE THIS

Daniel Rydberg

To be honest tho, that was pretty brave!

Douglas E. Smith

YES! We're over the hill now. Time to enjoy the rest of the ride...:)

Cody Renton

YOU ARE SO CLOSE

Anonymous

ronpaulitshappening.gif

Maria E.

Awww Elliot. Cute teddy bear. You were at least mostly brave.

Michael Boettger

So who gets the sympathy milkshake this time?

Anonymous

The Flight From La Veracruzana...

Scout

Clinton you DUNCE I adore you

Grace Kieser
>>42032030

He did have to look up a wikiHow to go on a date with Emily, after all!

Dylan T

COVER BLOWN ABORT MISSION

Anonymous

Awww 😍

Creepy Cat Lady

ohmygosh this is the cutest Jeph if you break my heart I may never recover.

Kyle Major

Haha well he roundabout asked him in the end

Miyaa

Those two are such idiots. lol

Anonymous

panel 2 typo; "of couse" should be "of course" :)

Erin Moriarty

Why is this every date I've ever had with a girl???

Anonymous

Clinton asking how do you halfway ask someone out, seconds later realizing he’s done the exact same thing lol

Waffliesinyoface

jeph i cant believe you're gonna leave us in SUSPENSE on this ALL WEEKEND, AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

I hope this poly-couple/3 works out :)

Anonymous

Baby steps. I'M proud of him. Talking to girls can be hard; I imagine it's just as hard to talk to dudes ESPECIALLY if you don't know if they're queer.

awgiedawgie

Technically, asking him to lunch <i>is</i> asking him "out". It's just not asking him out <i>on a date</i>.

A.A. aka Double

BOY YOU TURN AROUND AND FINISH THAT BURRITO BY WHICH I MEAN PROPERLY CONFESS YO FEELINGS

Anonymous

Hello I am back and can confirm that yes I have died from screaming

Raven Razor

Let's get these two together and let Milla have Brun and yes!

Anonymous

In panel 5, I can almost hear the "tick tick tick tick tick *ding!*"

Anonymous

AUGH ELIOTT YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL DUMB DUMB

Daniel Rydberg

Gonna be awesome to see tomorrow’s comic! Really looking forward!

Sandrock

It's happening! 😻😻😻

Jackie Horn

HE GOT IT. HE GOT IT. OMFG HE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!!!!!

Shawn K. Younkin

Your tag line (or whatever it's called) is fucking great!! XD XD

John Fiala

Oh, god, I'm laughing my fool head off.

William Cole

Northampton must have the highest concentration of Adorable Dorks in the world.

Anonymous

Love the progression of Elliot’s blush!

Jeffrey Nonken

Too late, Elliot. Cat, bag, out of. But now at least this will move forward, whatever direction it takes.

drone r0m-3

Am I the only one that can hear the "tick tick tick *PING*" between panels 4 and 5? *Edit* No, I am not.

Thisguy

Hahahahahahaha. This is brilliant.

Yonatan Zunger

Also, this entire plot thread brings me so much joy -- it's so rare to see queer male plots at all, and that coupled with my confidence that Jeph will handle it well is just the most special thing. I feel very seen.

Ami

I WANT TO SEE ELLIOT PICK UP CLIN-TON AND THROW HIM IN THE AIR (gently) AND THEY LAUGH TOGETHER HAPPILY

Allison Hastings

I can't believe we're finally doing this

fluffy

Well, this is the hardest I've laughed at a webcomic in a long time.

Anonymous

the ship is real... THE SHIP IS REAL *heavy breathing* *soooo happy*!

Yonatan Zunger
>>42032915

Is there an expression for this in English? In Hebrew I'd say "the token dropped."

Anonymous

Aww Elliot I feel this struggle for real.

Anonymous

OMFG panel 5 is absolutely perfect!! Also, thanks Jeph for not dragging this out too much. &lt;3

Alcaria Swain

AHHH MY GAY HEART CANT TAKE THIS

Julienne Ignace
>>42034008

Seriously. While it would have been nice to check in on Steve and the cereal he's eating, I totally kinda half expected this point in the plot to be dropped on a Friday.

Anonymous
>>42032556

Quick switch to Marten &amp; Steve hanging out???? Nah, I'm sure Jeph won't be THAT cruel.

Anonymous

Hahaha, I just replied to someone above suggesting we might get a quick switch to Marten and Steve.

Anonymous

I love this. Also, I have Clinton’s shirt.

Anonymous

I do not think Clinton is gay

Anonymous

Aaaarrrgggg!!! The cute! It burns!

Green

Waiting for this one to be posted publicly is torture. I NEED to scream at all my friends about this 😭😭😭

Bacon Lord

No you get back here and face your feelings you adorable cinnamon roll!

A sheep

HELL YEAH

Jeremy

Gods help all of us if you cliff-hanger this.

Anonymous

This is where Clinton says “Wait! Finish your burrito. You can’t have desert if you don’t finish your burrito.”

Hugh Eckert

Next up, Millie and Brun come into the burrito place.

Brooks Moses

typo: "couse" for "course" in the second panel. Took me a couple of rereads to notice it because of all the EMOTIONS, though. :)

Brooks Moses
>>42034479

I think I have Elliott's shirt, albeit in my size rather than his. Should we go have lunch?

Brooks Moses
>>42032062

I expect Clinton will need to take some time to think about it ... but I could be entirely wrong.

Czarzhan

Oh, man, that made me laugh so hard!

Evgeniy Semyonov

So, in tomorrow's strip will be a perfect time for Renee to show up, shouting "Ohh yeah! Who here likes fuckin' dudes?" And Brun. And Mr. Scunk. Perfect Elliot experience™

Joseph Bonnar

Well done. VERY well done.

Anonymous

This is exactly the thing I thought it would be hilarious for Eliot to do if he weren't such a goober I did not take into account the possibility that he might goober his way into it on accident.

Daryl Sawyer

lol, same thing Clinton did to Emily that one time.

Adam Friedlander

Tomorrow: Marigold eating Pop-Tarts

Anonymous

YAY ELIOT!!

Anonymous

Finally!

Anonymous

Damn Clinton's slow XD Panel 4 probably lasted ages

Anonymous

CLINTON IT'S YOUR CHANCE, GRAB THAT MAN BEFORE HE LEAVES AND TELL HIM SOME THINGS

Sleepy John

Enough clue-by-fours used to build a small house.

Ellina Waldman

This might be the best comic you’ve ever created!!!

Daryl Resplandor
>>42032824

They need to be careful or the stammering awkwardness will reach critical mass and cause the entire area to collapse into a black hole

Anonymous

OMG he did it !!! Elliott is so brave 😭💜

Katrina Urmson

I made a high enough squee noise that I had to sum-up for my hubby. &lt;3 They are so adorable!

Thomas Halpin

That is literally exactly how my big dumb ass would do this, except for I wouldn't leave my burrito behind.

Bagge

You sit down this minute and tell him about your sweet buns

Greg Matyola

Fear is the sauce that makes the burrito taste great. Fear the Burrito

Lisa

Ahahaha am dying. I keep re-reading it and it gets me laughing every time. So happy that Clinton finally figured it out; I can't wait to see what happens next.

BobC

I just LOVE it when a clue-by-four hits not just the target, but also the wielder! Clues abound, and occasionally slap you in the face, or about the head and shoulder.

kupo

Panel 5 had me cry laughing. I literally heard the "Boomff!" sound of Clinton's revelation. 🤣

Mari San

The redness in his face is g r a d u a l

Anonymous
>>42032303

I think his realization was that he is the dude in question.

MikeT

I feel like Clinton's last comic should have been half muffled with partially eaten burrito

Anonymous

AHHH I RELATE SO MUCH TO ELIOT truly this is how i am with my crushes oh dear. Please clinton sit down and think about this LOOK AT THAT MAN!!!

Anonymous

OMG Elliot! Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

YOU DON"T HAVE TO BEAT CLINTON OVER THE HEAD more than three or four times BEFORE HE GETS THE IDEA

Bonnie Fiddis

Eeeeeeeep I’ve asked someone out like this before by indirectly doing it and umm it kinda worked out, for a while. God I feel the awkwardness through the screen.

Anonymous

I would definitely be Clinton in this situation! Either that or I'd be constantly thinking "Is this a date or is it not?".

Anonymous

When two disaster bis collide...

Marc Pengryffyn

That actually went much, much better than I anticipated.

Yahsho Jinn

But... What is he isn't into guys. I know that is an unpopular opinion now but it still happens.

Millie

I am so very here for this

Joseph Robertson

This is the usual cliffhanger thing we would get on a Friday comic so nice that it’s midweek.

Matthew Van Gangelen
>>42046449

It’s a possibility but given Jeph’s wardrobe choices for Clinton I would bet against it. More likely is that Clinton needs some time to process.

Anonymous

oh my god he's an idiot. a big lovable idiot

Beth McMillan

Elliot you beautiful pink-faced baby

Anonymous

Awwww 🥰🥰

Anonymous

Woo! Not as dense as he could be!

Anonymous

Jeph, if they hookup and it's wholesome and all, please consider a patrons only saucy post....

Anonymous

Love the way Elliot's face *slowly* reddens a little more each frame as he works up his courage inch by inch and then chickens out too late. XD

Anna Phylaxis

oh my GOD of course elliot disclosed his crush by only hypothetically talking about the crush target TO the crush target he is adorable but OH MY GOSH elliot you big coward &lt;3

Anonymous

I've been looking forward to seeing how Elliot was going to approach Clinton. Jeph, you have excelled yourself once again. Well done, sir. BTW, I really couldn't see Brun with either Elliot or Clinton. Neither of them seemed to me to be a good match for her. Millie and Brun? Plenty of potential there. Given Brun's Asperger's/autism, I reckon she would appreciate having a relationship with a non-human, somebody that she can be with without constantly analyzing their behavior. That said, Brun has never shown much interest in sex, so perhaps a purely platonic relationship (as with Renee) would work best for her.

Anonymous

You can't stop there! How am I meant to wait until tomorrow to find out how Clinton takes this???!!!

Mark

Clinton's starburst of realisation in panel 5 is hilarious!

KingAtticus
>>42055184

I’ve done what Elliot has done, although the person I did this too had a bit of fun and sorta prodded me to say something knowing I was talking about them! XD

Anonymous

This storyline makes me gleeful

Joe Vandevander

I imagine it's been said about a gazillion times, but I want to live in their reality. Not because how cool AI is, but I'm just tired of 2020 in this reality. "1/10 Would not recommend timeline."

Clifton Royston

Not relevant to this story line, but extremely relevant to QC - there is an emu on the loose in Doncaster, UK. It's visible, at least sometimes, but as it hasn't been caught yet... https://twitter.com/MyDoncaster/status/1293486416094277632

Brian

Aw shit

Anonymous
>>42064909

The same thing happened a few years back in Nanaimo, British Columbia, leading to the immortal headline "Emu on the loose, but not considered flight risk"

Anonymous

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm gonna be so disappointed if Clinton isn't into dudes.

Livy N

I AM SMILING SO HARD RN ❤️

Anonymous

DYING. This is the death-by-second-hand-embarrassment content that keeps me coming back XD

Anonymous

I am loving this storyline so much :)

Morgyn

MY SHIP IS COMING IN

Joe

ok, that was brilliant. I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

Joe
>>42069421

I thought previous strips had established that both are the case - question is if Clinton gets weirded out &amp; bails.

Some Ed
>>42032387

As a straight dude who is apparently seen as attractive to dudes, I can attest to the fact that it seems to be. I've thus far been hit on by at least a dozen guys, and none of them came onto me directly at first. Not even the guys who witnessed other dudes hitting on me only for me to make no sign of recognizing it. I probably wouldn't have recognized any of them, but one of them got enough confidence from seeing me being casually friendly with gay dudes to start asking me directly, and taught me a few things about how dudes who are hitting on dudes go about it. I'd not say that I'm not queer, though, because I'm definitely an odd sort. It's just I happen to be a sort of peculiar guy who's still only attracted to women despite not being normal in other ways.

Some Ed
>>42057672

Sometimes people not showing interest in sex is a matter of priorities. As someone on the autism spectrum, I showed an early interest in relationships, but as I came to understand more of how little I recognized what was going on around me compared to how much other people seemed to, I had other priorities by the time puberty came around, and thus didn't show interest in sex until years after puberty. I've talked with others whose delay was decades, for the same reason.

gatherer818

I died laughing so hard I re-upped my Patreon _just_ to have a comment section I could squee to.

Yonatan Zunger

I keep coming back to this one and just looking at Clinton's facial expressions in the last two panels. Those are priceless. )

Anonymous

Clinton has really come far from the the annoying scrub of yesteryear.

Anonymous

Now i just want them to make out.

jimfromtx

Clinton, you adorable doofus.