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Pink Floyd (Patreon)

Published:
2019-11-12 02:22:51
Imported:
2022-01

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I will not apologize for the pink floyd pun

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Anonymous

Nor should you Jeph!

fizzlefist

We don’t need no lubrication...

Celine Chamberlin

To apologize for such a glorious pun would be criminal.

Miyaa

Beep: not as innocent as she looks.

Anonymous

Oh sweet lord. I need this "May works at a dildo factory" story-line in my life so badly right now.

Peter McDevitt

This Wall Paid For By Stormy Daniels.

Anonymous

If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!

Anonymous

We don't need no masturbation...

Michael Boettger

I can see it now: May, while we appreciate your enthusiasm, the product can't leave the premises, they're just to be used inhouse.

Shawn K. Younkin

I don't know if a convicted felon should have access to a high powered dildo launcher.... But I would support it because it would be fucking hilarious!!!

Anonymous

Holy fuck. That's a perfect, er, fit

Virgel Dragalion

That would be perfect for her, I think. I really hope so.

Anonymous

I suspect there could be a really popular Bonus Strip poll question in the making here!

ysth

Pink Floyd? Vegetable Man is one of my favorites!

Joseph Bonnar

NEVER apologize for a Pink Floyd pun!

Anonymous

I think there's an extra space before "shift" [/pedantry]

Joseph Bonnar

Tell me these verses weren't MADE for May! Step in here, dear girl, have a cigar, You're gonna go far, you're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you!

Bailey Tighe

I like the pun. It fits, just like a dildo in a recently made hole.

SpookyPenguin

that's the best tag ever Jeph <3

Michael Boettger

So, May may have 2 new jobs? Working at the testing facility, AND as Sam's assistant. Together this'll put her in a position to quit the convenience store?

Hugh Eckert

And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your cock against some mad bugger's wall

Bryan Freehan

I love your puns. This was my favorite yet.

Czarzhan

Beeps's last line made me almost fall out of my chair laughing!

Summer Sudbrink

The Dark Side of the Moon jokes practically write themselves.

Bagge

Today is a good day for networking for May

Yonatan Zunger

... If there were ever a job that May would be the perfect candidate for, this is it. Also, a the resulting lab accidents would be hilarious.

Anonymous

Get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

Doc Gumby

where's the groan emoji when you need it...

Anonymous

I laughed extremely hard at the pun

Nutjob

I think the most important question here is WHAT KIND OF WALL

Jim Feldman

Need to see dildo canon.

Populuxe

Have May and Pintsize met? I have a feeling they’d hit it off.

Anonymous

Did you make a whole 6 panel comic just to write a Pink Floyd pun? If so I approve. 😆

Anonymous
>>28889858

IIRC they were both at the Bubbles introduction party in 3050-ish

Anonymous

Groaaaaaaaaaaan! The pun! It hurts!

Gillian Brown

Nor should you. That was an excellent pun.

BobC

FINALLY this strip earns its title. Took long enough.

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

Since that song came out when I was in high school, I've been singing that verse that way....

awgiedawgie

That’s a potential overheating blush in panel 4. Beeps is all innocent and naive, but she secretly loves her job playing with dildos all day.

David B H Kahn

I love her nose less adorable face

Anonymous

all in all, its just another dick in the wall...

Mark
>>28893869

"nose less" either needs a hyphen or to be one word. At least I assume that's what you meant!

Miyaa
>>28892624

Let’s hope Beep & Pintsize never meets.

Anonymous

There is never a need for an apology for a pun. Pun-shaming is a horrible thing.

Miyaa

I would like to comment on May’s line that “Doing good doesn’t pay the bills.” Sure nonprofits have to financially run on the lean side, but they can have staff who pay well enough for them to pay the bills. All nonprofits in the USA have to publicly release tax form 990, and you can see how much they get in donations and how much they spend. You can use that as a metric as to which charity or foundation you want to support. Yes, I started working at a nonprofit a month ago, why do you ask?

Jere

that pun is nothing to be ashamed of

Anonymous

Just had a thought in reference to Faye's not doing art yesterday and dildos today.. What ever happened with Pintsize's comically oversized.. enhancement?

Derrik Pates
>>28896682

Puns are generally the lowest form of humor. For this, I will make an exception.

awgiedawgie
>>28896682

Puns may indeed be the lowest form of humour, but they <i>are</i> humour, nonetheless.

awgiedawgie
>>28896828

On the other hand, non-profits tend to also rely on a lot of volunteers. I've been "working" for a non-profit for 13 years, and the total amount of money I've made over that time wouldn't pay one month's bills.

awgiedawgie
>>28898354

IIRC, he never requested an "enhancement". He only commissioned the parts. He didn't ask to have them attached. That said, your question is still valid.

Kurt Larson

I like that you had to use 'Pink Floyd' as the header to make sure people younger than myself would get the footer. :D I also love that the robots in this world have blush capability!

Sean Rotter

Hi Jeph, new patreon here. I have been enjoying your comic for years and wanted to thank you for the daily happiness you bring into my life.

Manuel Schumacher

"We don't need no masturbation ... we don't need no birth control ... " wait that sounds exactly wrong

Comics Ladybird

“It depends, May. How do you feel about exploding dildos?”

Joe

apologize??!! take a victory lap!! Jeph, the only thing that's killing me now is whether this was a crime of opportunity or whether you've been planning this for months, evilly chuckling all the while ...

Joe
>>28884518

maybe she should set up a teaming arrangement with Pintsize to seek employment there??

Brian

I don’t know why I never thought of this sooner

Some Ed
>>28903368

I don't know that Jeph had to do that, but he chose to, because he cares. I also like that the robots in this world have blush capability.

Some Ed

It's very easy to eat my pudding without eating meat. You see, it's possible to make vegan pudding...

Kerin Schiesser

I hope she CAN get May a job there. Short of work as a jet plane, I can't think of ANYTHING May would rather have as a day job... aside from the vigorously strenuous career as an independently-wealthy professional Playperson and Pundit. (As in "wealthy playboy" usage, not as a futuristic Playboy employee/'Bunny')