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July Bonus Comic Poll (Patreon)

Published:
2019-07-14 18:32:43
Imported:
2022-01

Content

IT IS TIME...TO CHOOSE

Comments

Brian

... I am not sure which one I would like better. ._.

Anonymous

CHOOSE ELLIOT YOU COWARDS bubbles is always sexy

Alecto

Elliot we love you!!!

Anonymous

Torn between Eliott and Bubbles...

Anonymous

Personally, I'd love to know how AI's have sex and why it burns through so many cords. Is there some overclocking involved. Are surge protectors AI versions of safe sex, or is that Norton's?

Hope

all of these choices are good choicea

z

And, you can even tie it into the storyline-how do you fit Bubbles with the RIGHT dress for the wedding? :)

Anonymous

Can we get #2 and #3 in the same panel?

Anonymous

ELLIOT OMG

Fart Captor

It's not fair to force us to choose I want all of them

Jawes

I WANT ALL OF THESE

Anonymous

If it's Bubbles there HAS to be a Faye howling at her girlfriend's hotness. 😏

Mordaeus

Okay, but this is too difficult a decision. We really do need all of these.

Anonymous

I want them all lol.

Celine Chamberlin

I had to vote for Bubbles because #FayblesForever but damn it, I want all of them. Although some might argue that Elliot is accidentally sexy all the time.

jimbo

ahem. Bubbles does not 'attempt' something she does so naturally.

Anonymous

Kind of a late comment, but in the last poll, I thought it said Roko 'pushing' her butt emblem, not polishing. I read more carefully this time. But maybe you could do one of her pushing her butt emblem also?

Anonymous

All of the above?

Anonymous

Yeah, I'm gonna throw out a vote for all.

Anonymous

Option D: Pinup of May? Eh? Just saying...

Anonymous

A mere hu-mon has no hope against the power of robutts!

Lazarus

Storm Jeph Jacques to see them robot tiddies. He can’t stop us all

Amy Gilroy

Is all the above an option?

Anonymous

Yeah, sorry. Still can't get over the melon baller belly button incident. How would she try being "sexy?" Power tools might be involved.

Anonymous

How did Elliot being sexy by accident not win? Androids are kind of sexy by default (why else are you here if you think differently?) plus seeing him with some ‘game’ would be interesting however unintentional or not

Anonymous

My vote was for #2, but now I'm on team 2+3 super combined vote comic.

Anonymous

Elliot!

Cody Renton
>>24728612

Like 1 in 3 Elliot panels is him being sexy by accident, we want something new

Tim Peterson

I want to know about MoMo. It has been implied that she is not Barbie-like. I am not too proud to ask.

Lyman Green

I voted melon but want all these things tbh.

cookiecryptid

I guess you have turned us into robosexuals huh

Vincent Pritchard

Listen, Jeph. Everyone wants more sexy robots. Please.

Anonymous

All three sound like interesting ideas to explore. Keep up the great work.

Francesco Villani

Moar strong robot girlfriend, plskthxbai

Gary Walker

Elliot or GTFO you wimps.

Tom Carlson

This is unfair. I can't choose.

jephjacques

I have no idea who's gonna win this one!!!

Anonymous

Boo, hiss. Bubbles is always sexy. Also, don't you dare make her look silly.

Anonymous

Tough choice. There’s so many possibilities with them all

Anonymous

I love it when the guys accidentally flirt with each other :)

Anonymous

Elliot accidentally being sexy would be great, especially if it was in front of some of the robot girls and they didn’t understand their reactions to what was happening.

Anonymous

This is hard - we really do need all of the above :(

Tara Cook

If Elliot doesn't win, we riot!

Yahsho Jinn

But why not all of them?

Alex

Bubbles... just because I want to see the calamity of the attempt.

JD

Isn't Elliot being sexy by accident just regular Elliot?

Anonymous

Oh my god, I know this is a poll but can I just say that Elliot is just such a big inspiration for me because he is friendly and big and not skinny and I just relate a lot to him? I would just love to see something sexy of him ;___;

Anonymous

it breaks my heart that there isn't an 'all of the above option...

Shawn K. Younkin

I fear Melon trying to be sexy would result in actual harm to her....

Anonymous

option 4: this is the script for panels 1, 2, 3

aj

Aw, I was hoping for a dog facts option.

Cass

As much as I love Elliott, Melon is best girl. I have no choice, may the AI gods have mercy on us all.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

I'm torn.... Melon trying to be "sexy" would likely be either hilarious, or terrifying. Or both. But Bubbles trying to be "sexy" would almost certainly *be* sexy. As in, "My-brain-might-explode" sexy.

Miyaa

Elliott being accidentally sexy is my choice because it’ll involve bread, violence, and spatulas.

Sleepy John

All Elliot has to do is bend down to check the ovens. But I have to know what explosives Melon thinks are seductive.

Matt Grayson

If Bubbles in short shorts didn’t qualify, I shudder (in anticipation) to think...

MiaKitty

All three of these sound like they could be the same comic! Bubbles attempt to be sexy, Melon ... is melon, and then Elliot accidentally at the end.

Wolfger

I see no losers in this poll.

Erin Moriarty

Normally I know exactly which option I went to vote for, however in this occasion I'm having a particularly hard time making up my mind.

Anonymous
>>24730420

Me too. There isn't a lot of positive representation for kind but doofy big guys like us, and Elliot is so wholesome!

Joseph Bonnar

I consider myself a plain vanilla "cis" male, but even so... Gotta be Elliot. :)

Brian
>>24732692

Cis just means you’re not transgender. Did you mean heterosexual?

Brian
>>24728442

Knowing how robots work in this comic, she would probably change colors or something

Ian Wolfe

What's this about Bubbles ATTEMPTING to be sexy?! There is no attempting that feat, for her. She never STOPS being sexy! It's an always-on feature.

Anonymous

Unfair! I want them all. Can we have the ones that don't make it be bonus comics for following months?

theaardvark
>>24733279

One situation featuring all 3 of the above would probably blow my mind. :¬)

Matt Pedone

My wife is going to have to become a patron so that she can vote for, as she puts it, "Elliot's No-Shame Kinky Bakery".

Douglas E. Smith

Melon's concept of sexy must be akin to her concept of a good job or appropriate greetings, so I want to know what that looks like...:)

Anonymous

This is one of those polls that could really use an "all of the above" option... :D

neato

I feel like A and C could actually complement one another really well in the same strip. Both so strong, but very different.

Anonymous

Give me the sexy Elliot!!

Anonymous

Elliot! Eliot! Eliot! I love that softboy

Yonatan Zunger

I really, really, am having trouble choosing. I think _all_ of these need to be bonus comics at some point.

Borg Lord

I am both horrified and delighted at the possibility of finding out what happens when Melon tries to be sexy . . . but really we need all of these.

Ashley Thomas

i want them all. im sad that not all of these will happen.

Anonymous

Being sexy by accident is bi culture.

Anonymous

Bubbles does not, nor has she ever, needed to "attempt" to be sexy

Jax

I shudder to think what Melon considers sexy.

Anonymous
>>24734426

I'm terrified to learn. This is some eldritch knowledge.

Samantha Yeaman

I want to see all of these, but Bubbles has my vote because she is clearly going to be the most awkward of the three and I am all about that.

Lucanid Landman
>>24735066

Same here. I voted for Bubbles because of stacked Amazonian-beauty robot, but all of these have amazing potential.

Anonymous

I want all of these!

Anonymous

Any of them recruiting any of the other two to teach them how to be sexy. Or any of them voluntarily trying to each one of the others to be sexy.

Anonymous

May I recommend all of them together?? I'm thinking like the Christmas pin up from forever ago :p

Anonymous

I cant decide

Thisguy

Must be Melon! Pretty sure we’ve already seen Elliot and Bubbles be sexy by accident. That and there is never enough Melon. Jeph could probably make a three panel daily comic called “the antics of Melon”

Wild Card

Bubbles or Melon? Tough choice!!

Anonymous

I voted for Elliot because I want to see who _reacts_ to him being sexy.

awgiedawgie

I'm with @Thisguy above. There is never enough Melon!

Anonymous

*slams the Elliot button* I miss him

Anonymous

Dang. Looks like melon won’t win. 😕

Anonymous

I think I spent longer debating my answer that many important life decisions.

Cozy

Moar Melon. <3

Ack

Bubbles does sexy without even trying.

Pete

I'd like to see Melon meet Randy and yelling bird

Mark
>>24741492

which would probably make her attempts to do so even more endearing :-)

Thomas Boys

Marten in the same pose Roko was.

Bagge
>>24728584

As long as it's Melon, the character, rather than melon, the thing that Sven had on his junk, I'm good.

Matt Lee

most controversial bonus comic poll ever. all of the above pls

Jim

SEXY BUBBLES INTENSIFIES

Thomas Halpin

I love Elliot, but there is never enough Bubbles.

Nulgar

Eh, no surprise Bubbles is leading, but I'd prefer Melon. Who was Elliot again? The station AI?

jimfromtx
>>24745279

Big dude, works at the Secret Bakery and bouncer at the bar.

Diptych

See, I'd be happy with Bubbles or Elliot, but we've already seen a bit of Bubbles while Elliot is overdue!

Anonymous

I want to see Bubbles trying to be sexy, but I had to vote for Melon. Bubbles would be good undoubtedly, but Melon has that "grab a camera this is gonna be epic no matter how it turns out" thing going for her. Elliot sexy by accident is most strips he appears in.

Thomas Boys
>>24728258

I suspect it works something like a feedback loop. The cable that connects the two AIs relays signals from the sensory system of each participant. Lets try an example: Jeremy experiences sexual stimulation and the Seven experiences their version of it. As Seven's pleasure rises, Jeremy feels this as well and the feedback loop begins to form. This is where we could introduce another factor - the cable's resistance. In order to prolong the pleasure for each AI, the growth of the feedback loop needs to be slowed, otherwise each AI is going to climax in a matter of milliseconds. This resistance would explain why the cables burn out, if the AIs are banging all night long. I suspect firewalls and antivirus would be part of sexual hygiene for AIs but we don't know enough about AI reproduction to guess at preventing pregnancies, or even if such a thing would be possible.

Anonymous

Why do you always make it so I want ALL THREE <3

Brent Catherman

I choose Melon because I think it would be funnier seeing what she thinks is sexy and trying to attempt it.

jephjacques

dang this is closer than I would've thought! Usually someone runs away with it by now

Anonymous

All of the above?

Ross

I guess it's too soon to ask for a Hanners update :(

Matthew Van Gangelen

Bubbles doesn’t need to attempt. She is what she is.

Fatamatician

Can these 3 just be the next 3 months of bonus comics?

Anonymous
>>24744125

I second that. Even though he probably doesn't have an emblem. But a TEH tattoo might be funny :)

Anonymous

I would love to see Spooky Bot in a sexy way... I think they are hot...

Matt Grayson

DROID 06 TRY TO BE SEXY. NO ONE NOTICE.

Joel Bateman

If Mel loses...can we still at least get a bonus bonus?

BookofNote

I don't even like guys, but accidental sexy is always the best sexy.