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A New Friendly You™ (Patreon)

Published:
2019-06-19 01:33:43
Imported:
2022-01

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Alcaria Swain

She mentioned Roko used to be a cop, didn't she?

Miyaa

Butts. Lots of butts.

Anonymous

It's okay floofy pink friend

Anonymous

Well, Roko's certainly got 'em... 😏

Edward Clayton Andrews

She didn't refer to you as Shiva! We'll throw in free lifetime cleaning thank you for not killing us!

Buck Caldwell

She just said "She survived a run-in with Crushbot."

Anonymous

hmmm this feels like spooky's doing somehow

Anonymous
>>23879747

actually beeps is probably just that terrified of Roko lol

Carl Fink

Is that a recolored Corpse Witch on the wall, or am I over-interpeting the hairstyle?

Celine Chamberlin

That model in the poster on the wall with the yellow body and purple hair looks way too much like Corpse Witch and I want to slap her silly. This is not a healthy instinct but I'm okay with it.

William Cole

One of the models in the New Friendly You poster looks unsettlingly like Corpse Witch.

Anonymous
>>23879789

Nice catch. It's certainly a similar face, but the body doesn't seem right.

Sleepy John

Your appointment is in less than one minute. Please do not put your finger in my eyesocket up to the third knuckle. Not that I've heard that you do that.

drone r0m-3

Definitely take the $20 bucks.

Anonymous

holy shit

Joseph Bonnar

Beepatrice, dear dear Beepatrice, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.

Mitchell Sealy

Aw, I thought she and Beepatrice were getting along pretty well...

Anonymous

Here to remind everyone that, under their clothes, they all have robutts. That is all. Thank you.

Scott Vogel

Seems Jeph has Butts disease again.

Bill Hall

must stop laughing ... can’t breathe ...

Anonymous
>>23879801

This wouldn’t be “Questionable Content” if there wasn’t, well...

Fart Captor

Oh no he's adorable and you SCARED him

Brent Catherman

I almost thought Spookybot was meddling in this. I think it would be for the best they and Beepatrice never meet.

Bagge

Don't knock that street cred, Roko. That will serve you well.

Kerin Schiesser

Of course, "asking nicely," the way Roku does it, is a robotic horse of an entirely different color of chrome!

Bagge

This is store Melon shops for butts in, right?

Dylan T

Beeps, that's uh...a little unfair

Evgeniy Semyonov

Maybe AIs in this body type are easily agitated? There is a canonical correlation between body type and personality with all AIs.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Given how easily they are agitated, I suppose this store has an employee with Unlimited Clip Works just for this situation. Imagine someone like Nelson casually reciting this: I am the bone of my paperclip Plastic is my body, Coolant is my blood I have bent over a thousand clips Unknown to death, nor known to life Have withstood boredom to acquire many office supplies Yet those hands will never hold anything (firmly) So as I pray, Unlimited Clip Works!

Joseph Bonnar
>>23880381

They ARE getting along well. Beepatrice understands that when Roko says, "Jump", her head needs to be denting the ceiling. That's getting along GREAT!

Joseph Bonnar
>>23886265

I'd think she checks out Union Robotics these days. They have the BESTEST flares...

Anonymous
>>23886945

Which is logical enough as most AI can consciously choose their body. -- Except May which brings us back to the current story arc.

Bruce Steinberg

I’m liking the Roko is inspiring more fear as a determined social worker than she ever did as police.

Anonymous

When the Basilisk enters the building, everyone takes notice!

Derrik Pates

Jeph's really having a flareup of his Butts Disease lately, huh?

Kevin Hicks

When someone offers you a twenty, you take it. /ProTip

Anonymous
>>23886945

May's ideal body having been already determined to be a vectored-thrust strike drone, I don't think they'll find it at this store either.

Matt Grayson
>>23898154

We just SAW Roko's emblem. He DREW it. If I could do that, my case would be incurable.

Joel Bateman
>>23886265

And we all know Bubbles can supercharged that ass using parts from that small block Chevy she found. Vroom vroom.

Joel Bateman

Wonder if May will get a sweet butt emblem.

Nemo of Utopia
>>23904741

This greatly depends on the WHY of the [$20$] being offered... As an example, if they want you to keep track of a small bag of whitish crystals for 30 minutes or so, politely decline.

jimfromtx
>>23919471

If so, I wonder if Jeph will do another pic on hers O_o