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November Bonus Comic Poll! (Patreon)

Published:
2018-11-29 12:52:07
Imported:
2022-01

Content

VOTE VOTE VOTE


(I'm 99% sure I know what will win, but DEMOCRACY IS IMPORTANT IN THESE DARK TIMES)

Comments

Anonymous

I want it all I want it all I want it all And I want it now

Anonymous

Surprise twist: Marten is an international spy.

Anonymous
>>17559540

Bonus comic seeker, given choices free. Democratric chooser, who wants to see. A young voter rushing, toward the polls. But with these options, indecision holds!

JD

Please tell me that whatever doesn't win will be next month's bonus comic! Because I want them all!

Miyaa

I’m surprised Pintsize at a dildo factory isn’t getting more votes because you know he’s in QA with Beepratice.

Alcaria Swain

Wouldn't have guessed the straight cis white male would have won this. I guess he was the original main character.

Anonymous
>>17559568

And he was recruited by Steve whose cereal bowl contains a microphone that he uses to report to his spy boss.

Anonymous

Marten hangs out with Dina, talkin' dinosaurs.

Anonymous

Queue "Martin who?!" Jokes

Anonymous

It's not entirely impossible for all three of these to be combined into one comic. We don't know for sure that Melon *doesn't* work at the factory.

Matthew Harris

Marten eats boiled eggs with soldiers

orangejuicenut

Jeph I am prepared to not double, but TRIPLE my patreon amount if I can get all three.

Anonymous

I kind of want all 3. Like I will give more money a month just to get all 3 of these amazing options.

Anonymous

I'd love to se something more about Hannelore, it's been some time without her... =)

jephjacques

I KEEP BEING WRONG ABOUT THESE POLLS

Anonymous

I mean, Pintsize at a dildo factory is kind of assumed to be his Wednesday.

Summer Sudbrink

Marten visits Pintsize, who is doing community service at the dildo factory, where he finds out that Melon just got a promotion to shift supervisor.

Anonymous
>>17561165

"Does... does he work here?" "I have no idea, but his suggestions and design improvements brought up our Q2 numbers nineteen percent and we've opened up three new potential demographics without needing to adjust marketing." "...is... one of those demographics sentient toasters?" "Don't look directly at the marketing plan. It was not meant for corporeal eyes."

Diana

But if he comic shows Martin while Jeph focuses on the rest of the cast... then the comic is then focusing on Martin so that's really not what he's doing while Jeph is focusing on the rest of the cast, it's a vicious loop.

William Burns

I'm always up for dividing by zero!

Bagge

Marten just eats cereals in his underwear, right?

awgiedawgie

Wow. I voted for Melon, but I'm honestly surprised that Pintsize isn't winning by a landslide.

Miyaa
>>17561489

What the hell is “community service” at a dildo factory?

William Cole

Where are my Melon people?!?

Durmij

At first glance I saw that as Melon gets pounded and thought you were going to start doing Slipshine 👀

Anonymous

I kinda love them all.

Anonymous

I'm kinda curious about Martin, but it might be really boring. Like the entire page of Steve eating cereal. Melon's kinda annoying, but not boring.

ysth

1 comic, all 3.

Anonymous

Honestly, I'm more interested in learning which option Jeph 'knew' was going to win the vote!

Brian

oh come on

Anonymous

That... That's a hard choice. I kinda wanna see what a promotion looks like from "covered in bugs screaming in a dark room", but at the same time, pintsize in a dildo factory has a very "Charlie and the chocolate factory" feel to it.

Anonymous

I kind of want to read all of them, they all sound really awesome!

Anonymous

Uh, I want all three of them. This is the opposite of normal voting, where you dislike all candidates, but hold your nose and pick the least bad. Come on, Jeph! You can do it!

Sleepy John

I want to see Beep giving Basilisk the tour and coming upon Pintsize in the company store.

Waffliesinyoface

the last option is just gonna be martin and steve eating cereal together isn't it

Thomas Halpin

So unfair, I want to see all three of these

Joe

not sure I want to know about Marten ... agree that Pintsize in a dildo factory seems cliche ... why so little love for Melon??

Cody Renton
>>17566519

it's been a *while* since we've checked in on steve. is he still eating cereal? has he changed brands? is he eating POPTARTS now???

Anonymous

I too had a really hard time choosing! I want all three!

Dave Cochran

Nice try, Mr Jacques.. These are *obviously* all the same comic. Clearly you understand, on a deep level, how democracy works.

Anonymous

I want a fourth "all of the above" choice please!

Anonymous

I'm only upset that I can't vote for all of them

Evgeniy Semyonov

Nah, it's all very logical. Melon is great because of how little we know about her and her job. Giving more information actually can somewhat break her charm. On the other hand, Pintsize in the dildo factory is as exciting as watching David Attenborough documentary "subtropical sand penguin of Sahara is building his nest from the skulls of lizards and occasional camel" - exciting, but very predictable after a few minutes. So Marten is the logical choice, because we can actually learn something interesting and it won't diminish his character in any way.

Thomas Boys

I already know the answer to the last one. Here's a hint: "crunchcrunchcrunch".

Captain Button
>>17559683

straight cis white chon male (i.e. meat not AI. Main elements in flesh, Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, and Nitrogen.)

Captain Button
>>17559737

Surely one of Hanalore's parents has a project growing dinosaurs somewhere. With Agent Turing as government liaison.

Kerin Schiesser

Awwww but we already KNOW what Marten gets up to....

Brian
>>17586746

Seeing Pintsize do a documentary on subtropical sand penguins would be interesting

Leona

Great options this time!

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>17598597

Oh, we all know the answer to that. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/random/1386alternate.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/random/1386alternate.png</a>

Anonymous
>>17586746

Pint size could make a documentary about Melon at a dildo factory. "Dildos in the mists".

SARA J DAVIS

Am I remembering wrong? Didn't we already have pint size at the dildo factory? NOT that it wouldn't make a great series... But I feel like I remember it.

SARA J DAVIS

I can't figure out a way to send you a private message. I wanted you to know. I upgraded to $5/MO for 2 reasons. One is that the I am most interested in what is happening in QC when I open up my computer in the morning. And the second is that being blocked from the adorbs of of pupper updates.. It wouldn't have made me change but it did make to reconsider. QC is the first thing I look for in the morning. My patreon pledges should reflect my priority. Now it does.

BobC

Ooooh! Dina's wearing a Coffee of Doom T-shirt today!

Captain Button
>>17617543

Dina Saruyama is a character in the webcomic Dumbing Of Age by Dave Willis. Jeph and Willis have done a lot of cameos over the years, because of their mutual suffering from Butts Disease. <a href="http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/samething/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/samething/</a>

Captain Button
>>17617543

Recent case: <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766</a>

BobC
>>17617543

Right on the Button! So to speak...

Brian
>>17615537

I feel the same way. QC used to be my homepage.