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He Drinks A Lot Of Milk (Patreon)

Published:
2018-04-09 02:30:31
Imported:
2022-01

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melon forever

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Will Weaver

Melon needs to stick to using tunnels.

Kenneth Carlile

Can I ship Elliot and Melon? Just because?

Flounder

:( *offers hugs to Elliott*

Anonymous

Stick to the basement tunnels, they're less confusing

Anonymous

How did she get in?

Andrew

Everyone sets their door codes the same so she doesn’t smash all the doors open.

Andrew

So Elliot and Roko live in the same building? INTERESTING.

Kenneth Carlile

I love how this is a common enough occurrence that he just takes it in stride...

Matt
>>11414970

just like when Hanners used to suddenly be in Marten's apartment

David Hall

Headcanon: everyone in the QC universe knows Melon, but nobody can remember when they met.

JD

Melon is definitely my favorite character and I want to see her interact with everyone in the QC universe.

JPMK! {verb}

A computer that is able to percieve numbers as abstract concepts and not recognize them....that's some next level computing right there.

kaitou

Maybe they're imaginary numbers. (That would make addresses complex.)

Ami

ELLIOT BETTER CALL SOME SECURITY

Shawn K. Younkin

I love how everyone just accepts that a mild Melon could appear at anytime and are super chill about it.

Kyle Major

God dammit melon <3

Anonymous

Feels like Melon is to QC what Harley Quinn was to the Batman universe. Talk about a breakout character!

Ian MacLean

I'm calling a Melon / Raven breakthrough in physics / philosophy.

Brent Catherman

That was rude of you Melon. Elliot isn't having a good night and no time for your antics. Now make it up to him by hooking him up with your friend.

Dylan T

Melon, honey, do you know what "abstract" means?

Bagge

I love his complete lack of surprise. Quick, Melon. Ask if HE wants you to rub bread on him.

Ben Russell-Gough

You pick up so much about Elliott from this strip. You can see his ukulele leaning against the side of his couch, he has a lot of books in the cabinet and he has a record player, meaning he's into older music. Of course, this potentially changes the whole triangle with Clinton and Roko - After all, she's obviously a neighbour and Elliott might even know her. And, of course, Melon might feel the need to tell him about Roko's fascination with bread!

gatherer818
>>11414854

Yes, hugs... And maybe cuddles. I bet he makes an amazing big spoon.

Ariel Rosenfeld

Were door decorations banned in the building for some reason?

Dean Reilly
>>11417859

I figured that the neck was too small for a guitar. Maybe it's a banjo?

Anonymous

So, on the current list of who we're waiting to get together, we have: Faye/Bubbles Clinton/Brun Clinton/Elliot Elliot/Brun Roko/Clinton Roko/Bread Melon/Her own apartment Did I miss anyone?

Patrick Jackson

"He Drinks A Lot Of Milk" That explains why he's such a beefcake :-)

Dean Reilly
>>11415154

All of the QC characters are human simulations running in a giant virtual environment and Melon is the avatar of the godlike AI running the program. Calling her best friend 'Roko Basilisk' is sophisticated godlike AI humour.

Anonymous

Socially appropriate greeting, Elliot...

Anonymous

Does "drinks a lot of milk" imply more than one glass at a time? Because otherwise I'm very confused as to why you would bring the carton to the couch with you. Wouldn't you just pour a glass at the fridge and put it back?

Anonymous
>>11432216

also i appreciate that he uses a glass, instead of stereotypical guy who lives along who drinks it out of the carton.

Tim Williams

Eliot is so polite, he doesn't even drink out of the carton in his own apartment..what a guy!

Anonymous

Am I the only one who thought at first that Melon wasn't wearing any pants?

Am Queue

Does no one in that apartment building lock their doors??????

Am Queue

If I'm reading the coloring/shading properly, he hasn't turned any lights on, either.

Anonymous

If Melon were to show up in my house my response would be simple... I'd give her a cup of hot tea. Assam.

Anonymous

Obvious reply: "So is property Melon."

Anonymous
>>11421405

GOMAD, "Gallon of Milk a Day." A common way to get lots of protein in you when building muscle. Elliot's, um, big, right?