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Cody Renton

They live in a strange alternate universe where a three digit code is enough security for somebody to feel comfortable? Jeph I was okay with butt rockets and spookybot but this is the bridge too far. Immersion lost.

Anonymous

GREETINGS FROM HECK PLANET

Anonymous

What are the guesses on the code?

Fart Captor

JEPH I LOVE THIS

Andy Sleeper

I feel like saying "Socially appropriate greeting" to my friends and coworkers just to see the reaction

Kyle Major

They seem like good friends. I wonder how they met, probably has to do with rocket butts

Chris Heg

Is Melon the only AI who's hair and eye color don't match?

Anonymous

"Socially appropriate greeting!" Will now be my go to for saying hi to random people at work.

Anonymous

Wait, so you can just say "socially appropriate greeting" and it magically makes your weirdness appropriate? This changes everything!

Anonymous

Oh my god Roko and Melon oh my god oh my god oh my god

Anonymous

SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE GREETING!

Anonymous

Dunno if AIs do family units, but they're certainly acting like sisters. :)

Will Weaver

I’m totally stealing “socially appropriate greeting!”

Anonymous

But how did Roko NOT know about detachable butts? (Or did she. Time to check.) (And she didn't. And Melon, her friend... Oh dear.) <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3566" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3566</a>

Anonymous

I can already see the ship sailing. RokOn! (But what about Arthur?)

Anonymous

No, Roko didn't know about detachable butts. (I linked the strip below.) It's possible her friendship with Melon predates the butt incident, and that she learned about it then.

Anonymous

Melon looks different somehow. Didn't she have pink ear muff looking things or something? Or were they headphones that she's always worn &amp; just isn't wearing this time? See this post for what I'm talking about <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/melon-and-of-16093046?utm_medium=post_notification_email&amp;utm_source=post_link&amp;utm_campaign=patron_engagement&amp;token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWRpc19rZXkiOiJpbnN0YW50LWFjY2Vzczo2M2Y0NDNiYi1iNzdiLTRhNjctYTdlMS1iMmY1MTYwNjBhNjcifQ.hSvAHwQXW_RmyPCNnwdQHsflIS6AZVCr9zBUPwgo6qc">https://www.patreon.com/posts/melon-and-of-16093046?utm_medium=post_notification_email&amp;utm_source=post_link&amp;utm_campaign=patron_engagement&amp;token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWRpc19rZXkiOiJpbnN0YW50LWFjY2Vzczo2M2Y0NDNiYi1iNzdiLTRhNjctYTdlMS1iMmY1MTYwNjBhNjcifQ.hSvAHwQXW_RmyPCNnwdQHsflIS6AZVCr9zBUPwgo6qc</a>

Anonymous

Jeph, we need to have a comic explaining how Roko met Melon! (Was it over a dog? If so it would be really Meloncollie.)

Nicholas Lopez

Oh my God, this is beyond adorable.

Anonymous

Melon is so cute in this strip! And like so many others, I adore "Socially appropriate greeting"! Your comic is always something I look forward to. Thanks for being a bright spot, Jeph.

Brent Catherman

This screams buddy cop movie and/or show, but I don't think Melon is in the police unless it's a special unit.

Anonymous

Lately the thing is cops bringing in "Special Consultants" Just what knowledge could Melon have that would be useful on a case though?

Mark P.

She did know. When Roko went to get her foot fixed, she mentioned it to Faye and Bubbles.

Bagge

You can just tell that panel 2 is the result of A LOT of trial and error.

Bagge

I just assume Melon did a string of extra ridiculous crimes/dumb shit that were not technically crimes because no one thought of making a law against it, and Roko - good cop as she is - tried to teach her some socially acceptable manners.

IC Wolf

I love Roko's expression in the fourth panel XD

BobC

Pffft. My shipping company went bankrupt. BANKRUPT! DAMN YOU JEPH!!!

lilibat

Found my new ship.

BobC

I just realized Melon is having an "out of mind experience". Perhaps a life-long one.

daGrimm

I now have a new socially appropriate greeting when appropriately greeting others socially.

Andrew

Roko needed to establish some boundaries after Melon asploded her butt at Roko’s face.

PBManning

You know, I thought I spotted melon on one of roko's pictures

Ben Russell-Gough

So, basically, Roko his been lying on her couch all night, sulking about how her social life being sucky. Then, in one of those stunning comedic reversals, Melon comes in to remind Roko why having other people around isn't necessarily a GOOD thing. This reminds me of Hannelore's early 'Stalk Marten and Faye' phase when she freely admitted to breaking into their apartment and clearly having a difficult time understanding that doing so was socially inappropriate.

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm guessing that they were compiled at the same time and were BFFs in the crèche server.

Ben Russell-Gough

Actually, no, you say 'socially appropriate greeting' to throw your weirdness into sharp relief!

Ben Russell-Gough

You can't help but wonder what Melon used to say before Roko trained her to say 'socially appropriate greeting'.

William Burns

Yes, in this comic: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3700" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">link</a>

Anonymous

But what about Arthur? Wait, we can ship HIM with Droid 06.

Anonymous

Yeah, that's my new go-to greeting. After all, what could be more socially appropriate in all situations?

Anonymous

Abandon other plotlines. All QC comics must now be about Melon and Roko. I'm serious, they're the best odd couple since.........time began.

Anonymous

I too am a Skin monster from planet Heck. (Had to go back and reread the strip. Poor Bubbles...) <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3593" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3593</a>

Anonymous

I ship Melon and Roko now.

jeff fearnow

Belay that ship! They can just be friends!

Anonymous

NEGATIVE! FULL SAIL PORT TO STARBOARD! (I know that doesn't make sense.) Yeah i'd be okay if they were hust friends, but i can still ship!

Tim Williams

Melon and Roko met when Melon was searching for he missing , and Poko was the officer on call. Or not

MikeT

...please turn this into a 'Roko's Modern Life' joke.

蒲公英

While the singularity has visited Questional Content world, it seems that P vs NP is still enough of a challenge that a door code can be three random numbers :P

Anonymous

Why am I not surprised that these two hang out?

Bagge

In Melon's case I think we should be thankful she used the door at all rather than tunnel in through the basement or something.

Mark

They're both so cute!

Anonymous

Melon's butt flying off would fit well into that world....