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Now I Want A Bagel (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-19 03:22:47
Imported:
2022-01

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gimme de bagel

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Nicholas Lopez

I'll take one ultimate scone please.

William Cole

That’s some serious old-school QC banter there, like triple entendres or logarithmic nerd scales.

Anonymous

Am I the only one who searched for Bethany Tweed-Flotsam in the hope it was a real person?

Andrew

Do you pay extra if Brun sweats in your drink?

BobC

The perfect bagel recipe was by Berthold Herringbone-Jetsam. But that just happened, so Jeph may not know about it yet.

Anonymous
>>10902771

Berthold and Bethany lived by the same riverbank. Had they lived at the same time, they could have invented the cronut sixty years too early, but sadly they're just floating by each other in history.

Andrew

If those scones are so ultimate, would they stack up against some discworld battle bread?

Caroline Thornton

The mention of Bertrand Russell gave me grad-level philosophy flashbacks.

Anonymous
>>10902656

I feel like if we get anything close to a real relationship with Clinton it will take at least as long as Marten took if not longer.

JPMK! {verb}

In Morselnomics, food consume you!

Anonymous
>>10902846

2 problems come to mind... First, they would be far too soft. A good loaf of battle bread blunts the saw blade when trying to take a sample. And the second problem is that they're too edible. (After all, dwarfs are forbidden to give battle bread to prisoners by the Uberwald Convention.)

Anonymous

If Roko were there now listening to this she'd be drooling. Or rather, venting coolant. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3669" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3669</a>

Andrew
>>10903147

Yeah, she’d be all like: “bake me like one of your French pastries”

DVW
>>10902573

Hell I'd settle for a merely superior scone.

Brent Catherman

I think Elliot would be a better match for Roko. He knows how to bake and he's tall.

蒲公英

Funny footnote/comp theory joke. If only NP wasn't actually ruining my life right now :P... And now I'm just imagining all baked goods as just really tasty computation problems...

Bagge

Awwww. Those two have a great interaction.

Anonymous

Croissants are only NP-hard if you leave em in your knapsack for too long.

Anonymous

With scones the debate is no longer centred around the scone itself, but around the positioning of the clotted cream in relation to the jam. Source: me, lived in Devon for 3 years.

Ben Russell-Gough

Just fully absorbing panel 5 and I still can't tell if Elliott is sassing Clinton or if he is serious. The crafts such as baking have so many secrets and so much hidden lore that it is difficult to tell if you're being given an insight or they're just trolling you.

Andrew
>>10905063

I guess they're NP-complete when they finish baking?

Anonymous
>>10905063

True. They are not particularly complete without a bit of black current jam...

Anonymous
>>10905063

Hmm. Does this mean that a proustian moment is a halting state?

Diptych
>>10905153

You put them one way around on one half of the scone and the other way around on the other half.

Ben Russell-Gough
>>10905153

SHHH! The guildmasters' agents are always on the lookout for people who leak craft secrets!

Patrick Jackson

Tweed-Flotsam :-D I do love the American posh British surname generator :-D

Anonymous

How many different Ships are now setting sail? Brun - Elliot, Brun - Clinton, Brun - Clinton - Elliot Clinton - Elliot, Clinton - Roko, Elliot - Roko, Droid 06 - Pintsize?

Gary Walker

Droid 06 and all the things.

Morgan

Clinton - Elliot is my favorite, but I wouldn't mind some Brun sprinkled in as well.

Anonymous
>>10907375

I decree the official ship portmanteaux: Bruniot Brunton Bruliniot Cliniot Clinko Elko Sixpints

Anonymous

The reason one can bake the perfect scone is the same reason one can make the perfect cup of tea. It's all in the math.

Gary Walker
>>10909485

True. Scones are quickbreads and therefore a matter of chemistry whereas yeast breads are more a matter of animal husbandry.

RoofPig

Tweed-Flotsam. Lots of funny names in this universe.

Anonymous
>>10907375

Ben Russell-Gough's ship needs a name as well, I suppose. Rokbot.

Anonymous

Just thinking of what to call a Pintsize - Droid 06 ship. Armageddon? EndOfTheWorld? EverybodyButShelbyDies?

BobC
>>10907375

Ix-nay on the ipping-shay alk-tay! Else the Jeph Troll will continue to block all shipping.

BobC
>>10918830

Srsly? There is Only One Pintsize Ship: Pintsize + Gary. [mic drop]

tuypo1

With how horny everybody is it's a wonder nobody has done any robots yet