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Will Weaver

A wild Clinton appears! I sure wasn’t expecting that...

Grace Kieser

He meets new women at the most inopportune time!

Peter Jensen

And the shipping speculations multiply exponentially ...

Lord Crusade

Oh Clinton, you poor bastard

Anonymous

Well we haven't seen him in a bit. This could be very interesting. Set sail new ships!

Tim Williams

oops! tripped over her shadow!

Celine Chamberlin

Whelp. Guess we're gonna need a new ship name. How about Clinko?

Kyle Major

Ooh looks like he's going on another date soonish

Andrew

Too short, too late. The story of Clinton’s life.

Travis Wedding

Roko and Clinton go on a date, or two, or they become a thing. Faye and/or bubbles finds out. Gets to thinking about faybles, etc. etc.

Noise

Basilisk + Clinton = Bastion. Which would make for some REALLY weird shipping.

Anonymous

Oops I ship it now.

Anonymous

This is really funny, and encouraging. I like Occifer Basilisk, and I'd be DELIGHTED to see Jeph tormenting the Shippers using her and (whoever) as the next "Fables". :)

David Paul

He wasn't on his way home from toaster shopping by any chance, was he?

Fart Captor

But Emily said she was too busy for dates! You're not making sense!

darklion

That's a remarkably sensible pairing.

Summer Sudbrink

I imagine their offspring as something like Vera the robot from Superman III

Bagge

YOU ARE UNDER ARESCHT FOR BEING TOO SEXY

William Cole

Roko is quickly one of my favorite characters.

Anonymous

Ship that? Yes, please!

Andrew

Maybe he got a Toaster tattoo to hook up to the socket on his wrist!

Andrew

So what would AI drunken-software have to accomplish - nerf the CPU clock multiplier, randomly kill some subroutines, add errors to all sensor inputs, randomly delete blocks in memory... .... wait, so it's basically Vista?

Ben Russell-Gough

*Sigh* Clinton, Clinton, Clinton. How do you do it? You just keep falling into the arms of troubled pretty women with whom you don't really want to have a relationship but who are just going to continually give you mixed signals about their feelings! Clinton Augustus, my friends: The QC universe's "Chew Toy of Fate"!

Ben Russell-Gough

I'm thinking more of 'hetrosexual platonic best friends' and we have about 1000 strips of 'will they, won't they?' whilst Roko is dating Pintsize and Clinton is dating Brun. IMO, we will know Jeph is going down that route if Roko wakes up in Clinton's dorm, hooked up to a charger plugged into one of his wall sockets.

Leak

Art imitating life? <a href="https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://mobile.twitter.com/garyturner/status/967061716503814144</a> "Not shitting you, but I actually just rescued a robot in distress on the street after someone had tipped it over. This is one of those weird dreams, right."

David Paul

If she took <a href="https://www.pcworld.com/article/165133/vista_or_windows_me.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ME</a>, I think that would be grounds to admit her to robot hospital. And maybe rehab (data recovery centre?).

Anonymous

But Pintsize! Could this become the love triangle we didn't know we needed?

Dylan T

The cover on his hand makes Clinton look like he's going to a formal party.

Diptych

Triangle? He's already in the Brun - Clinton - Elliot triangle! This is just adding more and more vertices!

A sheep

SET THAT HAND TO VIBRATE, CLINT

Andy Sleeper

So am I the only one who wonders how AIs can get drunk and stumble? We saw Station do this in a simulation, and May did this by downclocking her processors (with square drunk-icons floating above her head). But now they can do it by vaping.

Anonymous

it looked like a usb so it could even be just junk code running and slowing them down? Drunk.exe

Brent Catherman

Hope she didn't face plant too hard on the sidewalk, but if she did it's a convenient segue to Union Robotics.

Brian

i don’t remember boarding this ship but here we are

Brian

Yeah but there’s no easy portmanteau of names for the ship

Daryl Sawyer

This arc feels like Jeph isn't sure where to go next, so he's just kind of screwing around until inspiration strikes. I like it. :)

ysth

Clin ton

Bagge

Given that it STARTED with Pintsize shooting toast on a blind date... yeah, I'm totally on board with wherever this goes.

Ben Russell-Gough

"How I Met Your Robo-Mother", episode 1, scene 1.

Anonymous

The "title"(?) loses me. Can someone enlighten me?

Populuxe

Getting drunk in uniform? That is a big mistake.

Anonymous

Roko: IT’S PSYCHOSOMATIC!

Mooster

Well at least she doesn't appear to be wearing a badge.

Mooster

Awww. Clinton never gets a break.

Kevin

And then the banged XD.

FunkyTuba

I ship the word ⓑⓔⓡⓕ

David Howe

ah, but do you ship all of Clinton, or just his robo-hand? :)

David Howe

Just think how many strips it took before we found out Bubbles' armour was removable...

Unanimous D

So, the Dick Van Dyke show actually DID have lyrics. Good to know.