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Ramble: Would You Rather... Fuck a Centaur? (Patreon)

Published:
2020-04-30 17:16:47
Edited:
2020-04-30 19:14:08
Imported:
2021-01

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"Would you rather wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage has replaced your non-dominant arm, or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice (not human)?"
 

It's been a while since I've done a long ramble for Reddit, so this will be a public post.

Looking ahead in my regular work-life schedule, May is going to be a stupidly hectic month. But I'm going to do my best to post something publicly at least once a week (be it on Reddit, YouTube, or Patreon).

In the meantime, this is a recording of me reading some Would-You-Rather questions at 6am in the morning.

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Art by Samantha Youssef  

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Sinsser

I mean I’d probably prefer to have a changing bottom half, at least that way it’s consistent, with the non dominant hand you could wake up and literally have a dick for a hand 🤔

skittykat
>>36096829

Oh man, I didn't consider that. I was just thinking I'd get another animal hand. Good point.

Sid

Snek body hell yeah.

Saniya

i would prefer the 5 bucks, two belly buttons, and i would ketchup sandwich i've done it when i was little saracha is gross to me, lawnmower ill go too high ive always done too low since me tall, ill do the noodles rice expands big time, wasabi mhm agreed with you skitty, feet since there big enough anyway XD, i would rather not being able to close a door, oooo thats a tough one i would probly start growing food fast(and skitty ur already loved alot how can u be even more loved and wow 29 thats my age) , wait isnt this the same Q o.0 ill go with watever you get XD. forest big time if wifi XD, i would want every lost cloths and send them out to the salvation army as well, i would rather not be able to blink since i do that anyway XD, screaming plants , and perm change bottom side mhm ...wow the tangent you go on for your choice and yea sure if its you or another that i like no prob no prob, ill go with the map, i would rather animals listen, moooolaaaa ima broke bish, and again highest mola ignorance is bliss, easter bunny XD that would be funny as hell clowns are scary as fuuu, mmmm language yea, my dreams are always nightmares so i would go the later other peoples. one dollar boomerang, once every 5 years XD cause yea then it would be a PARTY (never had tried anything), ummmmm both are bad for this one like you said ill go with teenagers running things since then there would be no longer be skittykat around the world Q,Q, and i brought up the naughty yandere XD in a passing :P have fun with whatever you decide on doing and sorry for WALL OF TEXT

Sinsser

Keep up the good work btw definitely keeps me going for long stints at sea 👍

TeddyBearPaladin

To be fair Skitster, your meticulous editing shows through in your final product. *plays would you rather along with you again* 1: two sizes two big. Baggy is comfy. 2: $5 3: you did click the weird question list xD... uhhh i agree with your loophole. 4: I'd go Sriracha. 5: I don't have a lawn... 6: ("oooohh, this one's hard." That's what she said?) Noodles. In a heartbeat. Yeah people eat dry Ramen noodles, can't be all bad. Plus they are cooked just dehydrated. 7: 🔥 hot sauce! Mmmm wings and milkshakes? 8: keep growing at what rate? I already have large feet. Ill take feet that grow 1 extra cm over my lifetime thanks. :p also, skitty, good choice keeping small hands. Dainty hands make anything look huge and confidence building. ;) 9: if I can't open a door I'm trapped in my house forever? Yeah I'll not close doors. Instead of a guard dog, might i interest you in a smuggly bear in shining armor? 10: pet pupper forever. And forever pupper. 11: as long as I know no one is i don't care. 12: forest. No light pollution. 13: pets. Combined with not growing old? Awwww yeah... 14: twice the normal rate. Dry eyes are the suck. 15: i thought you didn't mow the lawn? *teases*. But yeah, animals. 16: if I choose animal lower half do I get the appropriate animal dick? Can I still father babies with my lover? Can my lover take my dick without being torn apart if I go literal horse dong? 17: the second. I can use compass to find more compasses :p 18: does that include humans? The dom of all doms? 19: uhhhh thanks for the free cash? 20: $100 thanks. 21: real life stalker, arrest the stalker. Problem solved. Wait..... actually.... can I have Easter bunny skitty as my stalker? She wants more bunnies? Im okay with letting her catch me. XD 22: any language. Music is also a language. Don't @ me. 23: As you know, my low sleep also comes with cray cray nighmares. You don't want my dreams. Lol. 24: boomerang with a dollar. I can hire a hitman. 25: how much lsd? Once every 5 years. Everyone knows what's going on. No one gets in trouble... 26: how is the second choice different from our current system? Dumb baby teens can't be worse than dum baby adults. I hope you are taking care too! <3 you are important to me skitty. *checks in on you*. How are you holding up?

IronSnail

I'd take the random animal part. The risk of dick arm is worth not having to learn how to slither or gallop around.

Captn_Dan

But what if the nipple was in the middle of you're chest instead of the regular placement? oh and if you had decided to be a centaur, you'd finally have a chance try out the bad dragon toy you got, but man some of these kinds of questions can be really weird... i used to do these things with friends back in the day but cant remember any of them except for the fact they were really weird 😅

Rephire217

Thanks for brining up hot wings. Here I was thinking about making something at home, but now wings sound so good. |:< Also Casual Skitty is always a fun time. So cute. Although, I do have this quirk where I have to pause cute stuff I'm listening/watching to take a breather. I get overwhelmed from cuteness. And, sure. I'd have sex with a centaur. Why not? ;-)

Anonymous

Thank you for that nice Audio!

livejoker

Piece of cake at 3AM. Skitty is my role model. Laugh at your expense? We would never. *hits play button harder.* Let's start this. I'll answer along to the most fun ones. Two sizes too big is awesome (I'm talking about shirts). One nipple but like it's a massive middle one. Too far low for lawnmower is better, too high requires more strength. I would take growing hands. You'd always need to buy shoes. Fast growing plants? Tentacl... I mean, I'll go with animals not aging. Doggo for life. Following me is pretty similar as someone looking at me. I just hope it's my yandere. "Hear me ramble for a bit more". 17 minutes of audio left. UH HUH. Time to make my left arm a horse dick don't even @ me chat. I know that's not the question! Let me dream. All animals to obey me? How to become a Batman villain that controls pigeon for a thousand, please. "I don't have anyone really on my kill list." So... you have a kill list? Sucks this month will be even more hectic. I'm so eager for you to catch a break. The whole Reddit thing sucks/demoralizing. At least you have your website with freedom, even if it does get less views. Nice fun ramble, skits. <3

Anonymous

A worldwide LSD party sounds like a great ole time!!

Mishaak

Fun questions. I'm sure a pooping hamster bottom would suits you well, lolol. I agreed on most of them but like what the heck? The more belly buttons the better, no? :P Yesterday I discovered one really fun card game on Tabletop simulator called "Red Flags". That is kinda would you rather. You are supposed to build a god-tier partner with good traits cards and then you are assigning a Red Flag card (that are basically CAH and I wouldn't be surprised if there would be something with centaur bottom. :D) to opponents' builds to make them a big no-no partner. Then one player is supposed to choose which partner he would rather date... It was super fun when I was trying to sell to my friend a partner that is always prepared for everything, that owns a time machine but is dead. "Yeah, maybe she's dead BUT!" ... I'm sure you would love that game.

Renmaru

YouTube is a butt, glad to hear you ramble, I am worried about people still not taking this seriously, take your time editing it will turn out great I'm sure! We're all a bit weird. 1: Two sizes too big, hate tight clothes. 2: 5 bucks! 3: One nipple thanks, men don't need em anyways. 4: kethcup sandwich, more edible. 5: Too high, bending forward would be worse on my back. 6: spaghetti noodles, they actually aren't half bad... 7: wasabi? Never tried either so lesser of two evils. 8: I agree feet, hands would be super bad. 9: Not be able to close doors, could never get in places while alone. 10: People and Animals to stop aging I guess, just don't hang out with anyone for long. 11: Watching, since that feels less like someone is going to act towards me. 12: Same as Skitty really, block the walls, or forest. 13: Laundry, that's too many animals. 14: Blink twice the normal rate, it would hardly be noticeable. 15: Animals I guess... both are horrible. Also you don't mow the lawn but you do...? Mowing the lawn would be a chorus of horrid screaming. 16: Animal bottom, Go with a big ol snake, your snake half would be suuuuuper fucking strong, sex wise snakes have two penises! Don't ask how I know that... 17: Map, I'd use it to find people moreso, that way I can always be within 5 miles of a soulmate, plus 1000 other uses of it. 18: Obedient animals sounds awesome, mutant animal is niche need. 19: Random money, I'll donate to things! 20: 100 bucks thanks. 21: Bunny cause he can be arrested thannnnks. Why the fuck would anyone take the clown?! 22: Speak any language, just can't be a live translator. 23: I don't want either! But I guess my dreams cause they aren't random people. 24: Boooooomerang of dollars! EZ, don't kill people. 25: Everyone in the world, share the love! 26: Neither but... puberty government, they can't be worse then the idiots in there now. Sorry I didn't seperate these better but my phone won't let me shift+enter to go down a line. Looking forward to future audios Skitty, especially some more subby stuff. Though a little light dom does make my dominant side tend to flare up and want to re-take control too. Either way thanks for the fun ramble Skitty!

Anonymous

18:15 lamia skitty

skittykat
>>36097962

I can't believe I didn't think of Lamia. I'll try not to squeeze too hard.

skittykat
>>36097988

Aw, Sani, this was really fun to read. Two belly buttons...double the lint! lol The tangent I go off on... you mean the hamster butt? :D ...Okay, I have to Google "hamster anime girl" now. ...And the results? Umaru-chan

Da_robblar

So you're saying you have "the help" to do your lawn for you? :p This time, I'm happy to listen. This is as much of my comment I'll put down.

skittykat
>>36099179

- Good point about the growth rate. Not sure. I was thinking something potentially comical. - I love the idea of a forest, I'm just afraid of getting lonely. Also...I'd miss restaurants. - How an animal body would work... *peeks in #nsfw-furries-n-beasts* I think it might work out for you. - I guess our stalker can be cute :) Chilling in bed very comfy right now, thank you Ander :D

skittykat
>>36099209

With your name in mind, you could be a snail... oooh! or slime! *imagines hentai-like fantasies* :3

skittykat
>>36099660

Dan! Noooo. Not a middle nip! ...darnit. Maybe I'll have to consider a chest tattoo to cover everything up. lol And omg, you're right! Fenrir can finally out of my box. Smart man.

skittykat
>>36100939

Did you end up making them? I'd love some wings and beer right now. I hope you eat your wings super clean :p And awwww you make me blush. (ﾉ∀`♥)

skittykat
>>36110419

-inserts size queen joke- ...but me too ;) Aww I didn't even consider a cute Yandere stalker. I hope she's not the stabby kind. I'll protect you though! I have a pat-list. ALL the good boys and good girls! *patpatpat*

skittykat
>>36110511

I hope someone has a genius breakthrough or something during their high...like finding the cure for cancer :)

skittykat
>>36115936

Poop and fart jokes will always make me laugh :) As I commented earlier... double the belly button lint. I think there's a Guinness world record for the biggest collection. Omgosh that does sound like a really fun game! Also...what if she's a zombie? A cute undead girl.

skittykat
>>36133452

Yay! I love following along...let's see what you went with... I think we were pretty similar. Glad I'm not crazy. I still can't believe I didn't consider a snake bottom. Yes, arrest the psycho bunny! And yeah, whoever chooses the clown is the crazy one. *shivers* Subby Skitty makes me happy. I need to do a daddy one :3

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2021-08-08 10:57:03 A little late to this but it felt so good to hear you talk about things that frustrated you. Because in these tough times, hearing someone lightly ramble is very welcome. Thanks for the company Skitty <3
2020-05-02 19:35:07 A little late to this but it felt so good to hear you talk about things that frustrated you. Because in these tough times, hearing someone lightly ramble is very welcome. Thanks for the company Skitty <3

A little late to this but it felt so good to hear you talk about things that frustrated you. Because in these tough times, hearing someone lightly ramble is very welcome. Thanks for the company Skitty <3

skittykat
>>36233170

Never too late :) and thank you! I'm glad my silly rambles can help fill time.

Redstorm 300

i always like to see people build communities which help everyone out and be able to feel more connected to the world your doing at great job at it especially at this time.