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The teens become embroiled in an investigation concerning missing body parts.

This episode contains profanity, violence, and sexual content.

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Logan Eliot

Nothing beats listening to the opening at 0.5x speed, trust me

Kelsie Charbonneau

This is 10000% best episode lol, and I've listened up to 29. Also the moment in this episode when you compare links note for comparison, shouldn't have happened. The teacher in detention took the note.

Estrogenerator

And it was during this intro that we knew: Linc is on the verge of a glow-up.

Dana Woodward

Re-listening to season 2 after re-re-re-re listening to season 1 😂 was listening while making desserts for turkey day and my husband listened along and chuckled a couple times. I love that this is something I can share with him, as I’m much more into dnd than he is.

Amongusballz

Bro got akumatized🤦🐞🦋

Moira

✨✨✨

Anonymous

LOVE ELYSE

Anonymous

LETS GO BRAND NEW EPISODE ON MY BIRTHDAY!

Denny Oh

ELYSE!

Joe Jerome

WHAT AN INTRO😂

Anonymous

The intro is incredible

J.S.

Anticipation for the intro was so high and it really was the best worst thing they have done.

Anonymous

Needed this one today thanks guys

Anonymous

ELYSE!!!

Faith Perez

intro left me truly speechless in the best way

Titus D. Blaze

THIS OPENING IS CURSED! I love it.

Aubry Tucker

Whelp, I have found my least favorite opening

tori

WITH ELYSE?????????? i’m sobbing. christmas really did come early.

Jessy Lukens

I need this as a single, please

Anonymous

WHYYYYY THIS OPENING OHMG

FreshPrinceOfBenHare

Can’t wait for my shift to end so I can listen to this. First episode after the initial batch recording so I’m guessing the safety wheels are off!! Let’s go!!!

Anonymous

“I hope it’s not a WOMAN”

Anonymous

I've been saying Elyse needs to be on this podcast for years now!!!!!! Finally!!

Austin Baker

I'm sorry, gore isn't a trigger warning? With missing body parts? I haven't listened so maybe it's comedic enough

Dominick Jansen

Thx for making my job a little more fun. Keep up the good work. Love from the Netherlands

Anonymous

So excited for this episode!!

Christopher Pete

*googles Elyse Willems* Oh, Britta’s in this? But seriously, she’s a dead ringer for Gillian Jacobs back when she was doing Community, that’s nuts!

Anonymous

I started to cry because of this beautiful intro

Gwynn

Oh good lord Elyse???? Once I'm off work I'm in for one hell of a guest appearance! Can't wait to listen

Anonymous

Will Hermy Unworthy be the next Paeden?

Anonymous

Best intro. Ever. 20 out of 10

Anonymous

That's the best intro ever!

Sam Passow

Yep. best intro. Guaranteed. No doubt no question.

Matt Kenvyn

I hope Gremo is in this episode! Love Elyse!

Austin Baker

FEATURING ELYSE WILLEMS?!?!?!

patchy

i have never laughed so hard my stomach hurts so bad

Taylor Wilkinson

I tried listening while working out. Laughing while squating is probably the scariest event of my life. So sadly, I have to wait to finish the episode.

Anonymous

19/10 on that intro

Nohelani

Elyse came into my home and murdered me with that fucking hymen joke

Reece Page

Honestly, I keep thinking “Matt is killing it this episode…..no…. Beth is! Wait wait wait, Elyse! No Freddie! No Will. God dammit Anthony, that was great”

Anonymous

With Elyse?! I can't wait!

Giselle

OH MY GOD ELYSE !!!!!!!!!! im cryign

Johnny Probably

Omg yes!! Elyse! I can't wait to listen to this. I first heard about DuDa when Freddie went on funhaus, and I've been a loyal fan of both for years now!

FusRohNahSon

Its so nice of Elyse to help out this podcast. So gracious

Anonymous

That song at the beginning killed me.

Anonymous

I was not prepared for this intro song 🤣

meaghan m

macklemore got nOthing

Kaleb Phillips

Freddie didn't gasp when Beth introduced herself as Scarry, and I'm sad.

Charleen Lamphere

Horse girls are cool now?! My time has come!!!

NarukiTooth

I need some more of Hermie Unworthy. (Grandson of Walter the Immoral’s biological grandson?)

Kari Carter

Cried laughing!! love love love!!

Magpie

This episode was GOLD.

hajilE anatnoF

This episode was fucking hilarious. I loved this

Anonymous

This intro what the fuuuck it’s awesome 😂😂😂

Samantha Mann

Grandpa Henry must be so proud of his grandkid spitting mad rhymes

Faisa Awow

The way I JUST listened to the mambo no.5 story break 😭😭😭

DeviantRabbits

Absolute banger from start to finish 😆 you know it's a good episode when Will raps the intro

tori

please i’m begging for elyse to come back, the most naturally charismatic and fun guest. she worked so well with everyone!

russellrd

I wasn't familiar with Elyse, but she has me ROLLING. She meshes so well!

Arlo

Absolutely unhinged in the best way. Great ep!!

Kaleb Phillips

This definitely felt like the episode where everyone hit their stride. Very excited for the next one!

Anonymous

WHAT?! FUNHAUS AND DADDIES CROSSING OVER?! I obviously died and went to heaven

Darryl Holiday II

Wtf Will? Why you gotta be so damn talented. You could have a fucking music career. Another Banger of an intro, dude.

Brookfinn

AMAZING. I love Elyse. I need her to come back all the time, haha.

Anonymous

I’m a minute in and y’all have already outdone yourselves my god

Olivia sutherland

This was genuinely my favorite episode of this entire podcast. So fricking funny, I was rewinding to listen to bits before I had even gotten all the way through my first listen

seriph16

You all rocked it from start to finish! Great job!!

Charleen Lamphere

I think Erica needs to be their Cordelia. Lol

Ian Dack

I'm loving the energy of season 2 🤣

Mike Rhine

FREDDIE DIDN'T GASP WHEN BETH INTRODUCED HERSELF AS SCARY

Anonymous

Next guest: James Willems 🙏

Griffin

Normal walks into the band room. Abe Ghoul: Oh dear it seems you've seen it

Lazaretto

This is now in my top 3 favourite openings holy shit I LOVED it

Anonymous

Please get James on here with Elyse!

FusRohNahSon

Taylor is popular because Taylor actually likes himself

FusRohNahSon

Taylor didn't say anything when the gang took his credit because the most anime thing would be to smirk under his hat

DeviantRabbits

there should be an album collab between Beth and Will. Call it "Scorpion Piss"

Anonymous

Solved the anagram title and I think I’m only 1/10th as upset as they were when they found the bad guy.

Anonymous

Put this one in my top 5 favorites of the entire series 😂😂

Cheyenne Stevens

I think this is the best intro song 😂

Samantha Mann

As a veteran middle/high school teacher, can confirm the accuracy of the boys not noticing Erica’s missing teeth 🤢🤣

Cactus Pear

Gosh, Freddy is good at this... and he knows it... and that only enhances the effect!

Dalton Whitworth

Will campos snapping back on Beth May’s scorpion slut with a fucking slapper of intro, you made a piss based parody and somehow its fucking cash!

Sonja Repetti

Best ep so far this season! Elyse killed it

Gwynn

This intro is transcendent

Anonymous

So far this podcast has been SO good. I think this episode really sets a great tone for the show and was hilarious from start to finish!

RigZ

Anyone else find this one disappointing with the weirdness and lack of any story progression? Spoiler: Random people bringing trumpet melting acid and going to the popular kids secret stable to get a horse, okay then, might as well go to shop class and get a light saber or the nuclear reactor that powers the school in the future, out of all the episodes this was the first one that was just weird and nonsensical.

fimmthehuman

BRO SONG GOES CRAZY

meaghan m

this is mambo numba 5

Spencer

Am I taking Crazy Pills? I really enjoyed the episode, it was very entertaining because these guys really know how to play scenes and just throw really great absurdist side bits like the whole combo of Freddie’s teen fact and Will’s follow up. But, it was such a lackluster episode in terms of anything actually happening that the absurdism stands on its own.. and absurdism often does it’s best when it’s overlayed onto a “real world”. Conversely, in the first season the absurdism was the entire Faerun world with the cast being the “real world” payed over the absurd. So, since the ‘real world’ is now absurd, and the characters have grown up in the absurd, the weirdness just seems to bleed into itself with no discernibility. Now, it seems that most of the general audience enjoys the extreme absurdity, as the show became more and more absurd as time went, but in the first season plot really held things together. I know Anthony mentioned it being a bit of a monster of the week at first, so I think story/plot/narrative will pick up. That being said, I’m interested to see how the podcast holds up until the story becomes more apparent. We ought to remember that first season had three huge arcs, find the sons, refined the sons, fight the dads, which doesn’t count sub-arcs, so I definitely think these first few episodes will retroactively feel more concrete once we’re more into the season. Thanks for listening to my TEDTALK

Elijah cashen

I needed this, after having to say goodbye to the family dog I grew up with today, thanks guys

Gwynn

When matt crit failed that kick, anthony should have had it be like a lotr "did you know matt actually broke his toe when he tried to kick the mute" with disadvantage and psych damage because its his kickin foot

Miranda Vargas

Oh god I’m soooo tickled that “horse girl” is hot 🤣 feeling better about myself, thanks Elyse!!

Miranda Vargas

But also, Beth you into horse girls? My butt looks great in jodhpurs 😎

Ormur Guðjónsson

Hermie Unworthy is my favourite character now.

Nate Zabinski

I just noticed the part where Scary claimed that she could heal Elyse's character and immediately denied it. She's a celestial warlock! She's D.A.D.D.I.E.S little angel!

Anonymous

I gave this patreon post a like 10 seconds into the episode

Darryl Holiday II

Amazing guest as usual. Funny as heck.

Anonymous

Super small nitpick, is it just my browser or just inconsistent uploads that makes some episodes download as 1.mp3 and others with a sane filename?

Matthew Wright- The One Eyed Gamer

I heard the intro whilst waiting for a ferry at 8am this morning. I got some weird looks as I burst out laughing. We need the download for Piss Shop!

Anonymous

The voice Elyse does for no front teeth sounds like Shelly from Southpark

Horus

Am I the only one that doesn’t trust May Hills?

Anonymous

“It’s so fast,” like cookie😊

Nerdsome Noel

I cannot even with this intro. 👌🏻

Anonymous

i NEED Piss Shop on my playlist.

james carter

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT INTRO I HAD TO PULL OVER

Anonymous

Elyse was a wonderful guest!!

Anonymous

All of my questions about the Doodler were answered and everything clicked into place about this world when Anthony said The Sauce latches onto faults people already have. The Doodler works exactly like the villains in Miraculous Ladybug

Viyerre

I can't continue listening to the ep before I give praise to the work of fucking art that is Piss Shop. Link's sad little "pissssss" killed me dead

Bam Nordentoft

That intro is the most cursed thing I’ve heard this year, y’all I am deceased 😂

Bob Bitchin

A friend just told me that the title is an anagram. 😂

Xwelldo

This might be my favorite intro!

Xwelldo

I want the coffee mug!!

Xwelldo

Matt is Trash Goblin Supreme!

Sam

y’all are pretty good but Elyse was a seamless addition to this episode - please have her on again thanks

Nia R

Beth killed it this episode!! And of course always love Elyse :) really enjoyed it!!!

Nia R

Also this is my favorite intro song of all time. Pure genius.

Anonymous

I need the mp3 of the opening song! That was pure liquid gold!

Anonymous

FREDDIE WE LIKE LONG EPISODES DONT CUT IT SO FAST

Kelton Hollister

jfc the vas deferens wordplay 🤣

Anonymous

That intro. Awesome.

Issilranitae

This was the best😂 i was a huge band nerd in high school with other band nerd friends who all considered themselves to be in a band cult, so i deeply appreciated the representation. We also had to do line dancing as part of our gym class and we, as the band kids, were always considered the best cause we actually knew how rhythm worked. So i was ridiculously happy when Anthony started quoting mambo #5 cause we literally line danced to that exact song....😂😂 that episode was all too perfect!!!

Rose Meadows

The slow build to the reveal. The groans from everyone else. I was in doodler damned tears. Anthony, I am trying not to get parasocial but the dc on that will save gets higher and higher with each masterpiece you bring us…

Jill Klatt

It’s so awesome to see everyone come into their own as the characters! And to see Anthony be as weird and creative as he wants. This ep really got me pumped for the rest of the season.

basil grayson

haven't laughed this hard since that time i scattered banana peels all over hOOUUSUEEEEHQJHZHD

charlotte thompson

this whole episode i just imagined pepperoni tony on a segway

Kay M. C.

One of the best episodes of all time! The characters are all feeling so well-developed and real, and I think Elyse fitting in so well is a testament to that (and to her, duh!)

Helen Hastie

Sorry fam. Elyse is now MVP.

RedCat Studio

anthony got me good with that one I did not see that coming 😂😂

Anonymous

tabloid could have been TeenMZ