Congratulations, You Get A Darwin Award! (Sci Fi WIP) (Patreon)
Content
Hello!
Here comes the Xenomorph Queen to teach those silly humans a lesson!
So I've always thought that the Xenomorphs subscribe to praying mantis' mentality of reproduction. That is, if something isn't dying horribly in the process, what's the point? And as the title implies, I've come to believe that the recent Alien movies are just a creative medium for characters to win Darwin awards. Okay, maybe these pitch meetings have influenced my opinion quite a bit. But if you immediately take off your helmet on an unexplored planet, you're just begging to be kicked out of the human gene pool.
Surprise Star Wars fans, in addition to Vader, I'm also including his former BFF to the party! Sir Alec Guinness will always be my favourite Obi-Wan Kenobi but I do think Ewan McGregor is great in the role. Love that pose! 👍 Also, it would be hilarious if Disney did an episode where Vader fights Obi-Wan armourless, wouldn't you agree? 😄
Grimdark polls are still up! I'll do next month's release breakdown after the final results are in. Feel free to cast your vote before it ends!