Week 8 Lecture: The Gryff (Patreon)

"I Supply Teacher Grrrrrakkk! I instruct you good! Obey or Die!"

Class: “Good Morning, Mr Grak!”

Grrrrrakkk: “SILENCE!”

Grrrrrakkk: “Today I teach fifth lecture in Seven Felinoid Species of Rowwwl. These Gryff – big cats with wings. Lecture over.”

Major Codex: “Um… Mr Grak?”

“Grrrrrakkk! More phlegm!”

Major Codex: “Um… okay? Usually Professor Alpha talks a bit more about their biology and society and that kind of thing?”

Grrrrrakkk: “Pervert Professor in Gulag!”

Major Codex: “Yes… I know…”

Major Hutson: “I think what Major Codex is trying to say is that it might be helpful to know a little bit about how they live, what they eat, how they evolved…”

Grrrrrakkk: “Evilution lies! Great GggobGgggob made all in His image!”

Major Hutson: “Um…”

Grrrrrakkk: “Silence! What you want!? These just big fucking cats with wings!”