✉New Message Received! (Patreon)

Oh dear - looks like RanliLabz has been wasting time making something mental instead of getting on with the update 🙄 (note: abashed RanliLabz refers to himself in the third person - one of the most annoying habits known to mankind).

PHONEjacked - a very mini minigame made entirely of porn and self-indulgent jokes will be hitting the cyber-shelves in the first week of May (available to Sergeants+). You're gonna be meeting a few new characters in the Xenobiology side-story, and you're gonna get flooded with random porn drawn from a wide range of kinks.

Now back to the main-show! 🤪