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I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another fantastical 420 fairytales!  In this episode, I read a few fairytales suggested to me by a patron.  I'm sure these will be better than the other ones... right?

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Jinkxy

Yeeess!!!!!

J

Now I can finally eat my cereal. Cereal + DA = a healthy morning

Savantlee

Woohoo!

Seth_724

No horny for any of us today

DinoViper_ .

Alright, I understand that you like tap water (because who doesn't like being gay) BUT UNSEASONED MEAT? MA'AM.

Salaciously Sanguine

The miming of scissors in that tale had me laughing for a good long while. That wife's a keeper

Billy Denton

It's been a minute since anyone called me a visionary, thank you

IncomingPixels

Whoa I didn't know we could request fairytales...i'd like to request one too.

Smackledorf

So umm, I linked that fairy tale, but it was a link to a list of fairy tales, and I did specify "old favors were soon forgotten" I've never heard this fairy tale she's doing for me right now before in my life! Lmao. Brigands and shit, I never heard that one.

Smackledorf

Hey, I do drive a Honda Civic!

Smackledorf

These are Russian fairy tales,that's why they are crazy as shit, fyi.

Smackledorf

He wasn't an ass the whole time. He LEARNED to be an asshole from all them arses. And I absolutely loved this, thank you so much.

Smackledorf

Highlight of my fucking week. That's 3 parts compliment to dangerous, one part I have nothing going on in life. Huzzah.

Anonymous

Oh my god, I'm so glad you made another one of these. It's so fun listening to you when you're high. Also nice reference to "they turn the freaking frogs gay" ^^

Net Neutrality

Pathetic, but oh-so-convenient for the "dog is man's best friend" worldview, ain't it? And as for why wolves? I guess among dangerous animals in North America, they're faster and their faces are scarier than that of bears? Also, the clipped/shaved story. I'd be the wife who backs down, lets the husband win, then later divorce his ass and report him for domestic violence! I ain't going down with his ship! I'm worth more than that, and Imma find myself a REAL man!