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Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School "Magazine" Pt 4 (Patreon)

Published:
2020-03-11 13:01:01
Imported:
2021-02

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Good morning, ladies and gents!  I hope you all enjoy this patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous narration.  Let's dive deeper into the depths of my middle school "fine arts magazine" for another round of mocking!  

Will my poem be included this time?  Listen and see!

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Unventured

Fuck dem kids

Dolpha

I bet yall her poem isnt here. Place your bets here before you listen

TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes

This series will never end; there is an infinite number of poems. The magazine is Cuthullu in disguise.

WaterWolf11

Rushed through an exam just to see this

Jinkxy

Guys is it clickbait?

Jinkxy

How are you up already? Did you ever go to sleep? Lmao

Jinkxy

Yo I’d buy the merch

Shaman

Any chance on another giantess narration this month? Thanks for uploading so regularly, studentloan income well spent 😋

Shaman

Nice, thanks for responding!

Billy Denton

Lighthouse pussy. Lussy

J

“Know what Venus is at the end of the year “ Why are you so evil??!?!?

Todd Carney

I'm glad Danger walks around a little when she chats with us on Discord. Gotta spend at least a little time out of her hotboxing studio! Stretch those legs!

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2021-07-21 13:42:09 I'm gonna do a running diary, but without timestamps to save me the effort. "Mouth exercises"? Talk to the Lewd Lamia :D International Women's Day? I didn't even know. But I know I celebrate having you in my life every day, Dangerous. 2020....good grief. Remember when it started with the horrifying possibility of starting a war with Iran? Please don't die, Dangerous. I have so much I still want to do with you <3 Sexy dreams about your relatives? Again, Dangerous, I won't judge. Way worse I can imagine. Yeah, sorry Dangerous. One-Eyed Willie is great to have. If it's any consolation, it looks absolutely freaky and wrong in appearance. To me, anyway. Also, have I named my reproductive organ the way women name their breasts? Dr. Christine Marshall would be so proud. Dangerous, if you were my daughter and I found out you were making a living doing this, I'd probably tease you by becoming a patron, that way I could threaten to listen to one of your NSFW audios and talk allllllllll about it if you didn't call your dear old dad more often or whatever. Crap. Sounds like PureFlix, a hate-filled, backwards company that makes anti-abortion movies. Yep, there was a lighthouse poem earlier. I ain't going back to find out which part it was in. Sorry. Pause at 15:45, I'll continue this later.
2020-03-12 18:06:38 I'm gonna do a running diary, but without timestamps to save me the effort. "Mouth exercises"? Talk to the Lewd Lamia :D International Women's Day? I didn't even know. But I know I celebrate having you in my life every day, Dangerous. 2020....good grief. Remember when it started with the horrifying possibility of starting a war with Iran? Please don't die, Dangerous. I have so much I still want to do with you <3 Sexy dreams about your relatives? Again, Dangerous, I won't judge. Way worse I can imagine. Yeah, sorry Dangerous. One-Eyed Willie is great to have. If it's any consolation, it looks absolutely freaky and wrong in appearance. To me, anyway. Also, have I named my reproductive organ the way women name their breasts? Dr. Christine Marshall would be so proud. Dangerous, if you were my daughter and I found out you were making a living doing this, I'd probably tease you by becoming a patron, that way I could threaten to listen to one of your NSFW audios and talk allllllllll about it if you didn't call your dear old dad more often or whatever. Crap. Sounds like PureFlix, a hate-filled, backwards company that makes anti-abortion movies. Yep, there was a lighthouse poem earlier. I ain't going back to find out which part it was in. Sorry. Pause at 15:45, I'll continue this later.

I'm gonna do a running diary, but without timestamps to save me the effort. "Mouth exercises"? Talk to the Lewd Lamia :D International Women's Day? I didn't even know. But I know I celebrate having you in my life every day, Dangerous. 2020....good grief. Remember when it started with the horrifying possibility of starting a war with Iran? Please don't die, Dangerous. I have so much I still want to do with you <3 Sexy dreams about your relatives? Again, Dangerous, I won't judge. Way worse I can imagine. Yeah, sorry Dangerous. One-Eyed Willie is great to have. If it's any consolation, it looks absolutely freaky and wrong in appearance. To me, anyway. Also, have I named my reproductive organ the way women name their breasts? Dr. Christine Marshall would be so proud. Dangerous, if you were my daughter and I found out you were making a living doing this, I'd probably tease you by becoming a patron, that way I could threaten to listen to one of your NSFW audios and talk allllllllll about it if you didn't call your dear old dad more often or whatever. Crap. Sounds like PureFlix, a hate-filled, backwards company that makes anti-abortion movies. Yep, there was a lighthouse poem earlier. I ain't going back to find out which part it was in. Sorry. Pause at 15:45, I'll continue this later.