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Drunk & Dangerous: The Eye of Argon, Pt. 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2020-01-08 19:01:00
Imported:
2021-02

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For today's patron-exclusive upload, I attempt to maintain my composure as I read from what is considered one of the worst short stories ever published: The Eye of Argon.

How bad is it?  Listen on, dear patron... 

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J

Wonder if drunk and dangerous is actually Canon in the D-Asmr universe

Kournelious

Honestly im 10 minutes in and holy shit... This sounds like someone was overenthustiastic... Or however u spell that shite

Maurice R

I wanna hear how more thicc this guy gets at the end of the story

Fallen Phoenix

this story is such a train wreck, how could i not want to finish it.

SF

This dude really loves adjectives

BadBaghdad

Best. Story. EVAR.

Bad_Llama83

You broke me! Yes please continue!

Anonymous

this was so funny to listen to xD not even 3 mins in and i am pissing my self laughing

StayKnight

This story strains at my beating vessel with the willpower of a thousand stallions. Incline us further madam Dangerous for we thirst like the Nile in midsummer... Translation: Please continue this story, it was a blast! 😆

Net Neutrality

3:32 I’m already lost. 7:04 Sorry Dangerous, he apparently died in 2002. 9:26 “Her swinging orchid twines of hair.” No. 14:35 An oval is 2 dimensional. A second grader could write better than this. 22:40 “be sure that his agonies are long and drawn out.” Easy. Just read him this effing story in an endless loop.