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Hello, Patrons! Enjoy the new Best of the Worst early before we make it public!

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Best of the Worst: Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone, and Dangerous Men

DANGEROUS MEN BLU-RAY: http://amzn.to/1PAguX2 Put on your sweatpants and prepare a pot of coffee because this is gonna be a long night! The gang watches two of the most baffling, nonsensical movies they've ever watched with Pocket Ninjas and Dangerous Men. Cyclone's in there too.

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Anonymous

Whaaaaat. Awesome. Thanks guys.

Jim

What classy dudes you are. Respect

Anonymous

I almost wish I was unemployed right now so I could start watching this immediately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

You guys are fucking great, thanks for this!

Anonymous

I saw pocket ninjas years ago. It is amazing. Robert ZaDar at his finest.

Anonymous

Yes! Thank you - so glad I'm a patron

Anonymous

I finally feel like I'm getting something for my money! jk u grate

Anonymous

(Thick layers of crust crackle and hordes of cats scatter as my slumber is disturbed by cellphone notification) Time to turn on my deep fryer and overcook my pizza rolls ... Where is Mike??! Did he get Polishly drunk and destroy the set before?

Andre K

I thought "later in the week" meant Thursday.

Anonymous

Thanks guys! Vhat? No Mike? Get dat meshugenah on the set!

Anonymous

Some asshole posted it on reddit already.

Anonymous

well fuck me purple, this is a pleasant surprise

Anonymous

Well, I'll be damned! You hacks aren't frauds after all! ;)

Anonymous

Yay. :)

Anonymous

GET RIGHT OUTTA TOWN! You schlubs are damn decent.

Anonymous

I hope people are giving him endless amounts of shit. Can Jay find out who they are and cancel their pledge?

Anonymous

Finally I can enjoy my premium content without having to share it with the peasants.

Marvin Falz

A thousand thanks!

Anonymous

Rich: "I have so much hate." Wonderful.

Anonymous

Now you're spoiling us RLM! Early access!

Anonymous

Hey, it's another Jay and Lessers of RLM™ movie party! Shwing!

Matthew

That was hilarious.

Anonymous

I would watch Cyclone. But the other two...would Steel really be that much worse?

Anonymous

Really the only gif which matters from this wonderful episode <a href="http://imgur.com/m6DThWE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://imgur.com/m6DThWE</a>

Jared Blando

Great ending, loving Rich in a wig, lol.

Anonymous

WHERE IS THE FAT ONE

Anonymous

why RLM`???? i have to work tomorrow :=

Don Bright

'Xi said, "I will take the thing to the end of the earth, and throw it off." Pabo said "The end of the earth is very far from here; about twenty days' walking, or even forty." Xi said, "I will start walking tomorrow." '

Anonymous

Great episode! Also, if the edit is running long and you feel like you want to make it a 80 to 90 minute long episode, that's fine by me.

Anonymous

BRILLIANT!

Anonymous

"Sobbering up"

Anonymous

Thank you!! Yay!!

Anonymous

Haha Jeffrey Combs responded to you!!!

Anonymous

The belly dance scene actually looked a bit legit. The music sounded authentic and the costume definitely looked like a real bedlah, not a cheap hollywood sexy thing. I'd be interested in seeing the full scene.

Anonymous

Who else was hoping for an All-Shaq edition?

Anonymous

I really have to wonder if possibly, the other cut of Pocket Ninjas is edited in a more coherent way?

Anonymous

Holy balls! Thanks guys! :D

Anonymous

Thank god Rich doesn't drink.

Anonymous

Oh my gaaaaaaaaaad has Mike seen the broken set furniture yet?! Assembling IKEA and making it look good is hard!

Anonymous

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who caught that ;) It made the joke extra funny though!

Anonymous

Why the hell is Pocket Ninjas pillarboxed in white? You don't have to watch all the 4x3 movies like that, right? D:

Anonymous

When does it go public? I prefer to watch them on the couch with the Xbox &amp; the big screen with my girlfriend!

Anonymous

Awesome :)

Kurt

1) You are big sweeties who deserve the finest craft services, and 2) "lesser RLM people" my foot. Keep bucking anyone who's just jockeying for a toxic relationship with y'all. FYI, if you want a movie that's shockingly coherent (yet glorious) for being made over years in stops and starts, try Al Adamson's "Dracula vs. Frankenstein". It's got Russ Tamblyn for real, sort of.

Anonymous

Dangerous Men is infinitely re-watchable because it's the kind of bad movie where half the fun is try and figure out what exactly the director's intentions were

Kyle Williams

So I was pretty much right about the delay. In your previous post letting us know this would be late I guessed it was because Rich destroyed the set.

Sammy Allouba

This is the only time I can think of in which Jack raged. And it was glorious in its hilarity. He should do it more often.

Anonymous

Great work, guys. Love it.

David Perek

Legendary episode; worth the wait.

Valdis

Awesome episode. :D

Maur Razimtheth

Excellent ending. You guys just keep getting better.

Anonymous

One of the best episodes ever.

Anonymous

Just picked up dangerous men on bluray, this show is ruining my life in the best way