Home
Artists
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register
Partychan Matrix ThePornDude
Home Artists Posts Import Register
Patreon importer is back online! Tell your friends ✅

Pyrotechnics! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-15 12:05:27
Imported:
2021-08

Content

This used to be a cake. We exploded it.

Files

Comments

Anonymous

Looks like that cake was... Booming

Anonymous

Too many gay pheromones

Bill Lehecka

How did you fit Rich Evans into that cake?

Anonymous

Did Rich still try to eat it?

Anonymous

Can't wait to find out why

RG

Was there a varmint on the cake?

Anonymous

Was it a cellular peptide cake?

Rudolf Rohaczek

flashback to exploding varmints

Andy

Happy burst-day

Anonymous

RIP Cake, 2020 takes another victim.

Anonymous

This is more meaningful art than Turtle Dreams

Marvin Falz

The cake's red color reminds me of the color of hell in Gorilla Interrupted.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

I've always wondered just what proportion of your work entails cleaning up glass and various other destroyed items, sets, and Jay's hair. Maybe you could make a "patrons only" video some day of all the crap you have to do behind the scenes aside from editing and set-building, in the manner of a 1980s VHS instructional video (like the one you did about RLM interns with The Culk). Can't wait to see what this cake was for! Probably Rich's birthday. And you blew it up in his face right as he was about to blow out the candles. And now he's in the ICU with third degree burns.

Anonymous

Pretty much like a cake fart... times 10! 👍

Anonymous

It still looks tasty.

VHS VCR

What’s that coffee cup?

Anonymous

Por que?!?!?!?! Poor cake.

Kendi Lawton

Beautiful destruction.

Anonymous

If no one got cake on them, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

The Mr. Plinkett jacket on the floor seems to suggest that Plinkett may have died in this explosion...

Zoran Basic

This will be an interesting Half In The Bag episode :)

Anonymous

The fact that this is chocolate cake and not funfetti is the real crime

Rhea

Yay, blow up more things!

mojojoeo

just as long as you always eat the cake when its given to you

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

It's a great credit to this comments section that nobody has said, "the cake is a lie."

Anonymous

Did some strange man give it to you at the movie theater in the bathroom?

Jessie Zimmer

I can't help but wonder if this is an early birthday celebration for Jay that went awry.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums
>>42260949

I once found a copy of Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper at a club. A very, very heterosexual club, I swear. I met, like, tons of chicks there. Just thought I would mention that part for absolutely no reason. It was definitely not a famous gay bar in Milwaukee.

Anonymous

Leo Fong reference?

Anonymous

Mike is doing cake sitting fetish videos now.

Kendel Fargo

Now we’re talking!!!

Katy

Bric-a brac-a, firecracker, sis boom bah!

Anonymous

are y'all going to talk about Lovecraft Country on HBO MAX when it's done? JJ abrams, Jordan peele, horror, scifi. I feel like its right up y'all's alley.

Anonymous

This cake reminds me of an episode of Star Trek Picard.

Anonymous

i hope they review the interactive netflix movie, i dont have it in me to even run it in the background.