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Half in the Bag: Terminator: Dark Fate: (FULL SPOILERS)

Mike and Jay talk about the 6th (3rd) film in the endlessly failing Terminator franchise.

Comments

Anonymous

What a way to come down from a night of Uppers and girls named Candie!

Rick Drake

"Spoilers" As if I was going to watch it.

Anonymous

I love this opening phone call so much.

Marvin Falz

Cool thing! Btw, Dolomite Is my Name is on Netflix now. Pretty good movie, even when you don't know anything about Rudy Ray Moore. One of the cinematic pleasures of the year!

Anonymous

The editing in this episode is so good!

Anonymous

What has you did? Picard prop? You show, but no explain.

Silentphil9

But that's a different guy!

Anonymous

Mr. Plinkett is back! I thought he was dead!

Anonymous

It was good to see some Plinkett shenanigans again on Half in the Bag.

Anonymous

Remember that old 90s Sci-Fi TV series called Sliders with Jerry O'Connell? You could make an entire season of it just jumping/sliding through all the different realities/outcomes of the Terminator franchise.

Lauren R

I like that cantankerous old fella. You guys should put him in the show!

Anonymous

I want Doctor Who to show up and whallop all the assorted Terminators, John Connorses, Sarah Connorses, and Kyle Reeseseses. The vodka is gone indeed.

Specter Koen

That consolation poster looks like the producers just ripped it from Deviantart

Anonymous

I know it says spoilers, but I don't feel like anything meaningful was spoiled. I'll watch it for the explosions I guess...

AllGoodNamesRGone

Kudos to Mike for trying to figure out the Terminator time line. It's always great to see Plinkett. This film, for me, felt like such a disgrace to Terminator 2. To have that first ten minutes then basically retell a worse version of Terminator 2... it felt like such a waste of my time. My suggestion is to put the franchise on mothballs for at least ten years. I don't want another reboot or re-imagining. Take that time to really think of something to do in the universe. You don't need Arnie or Linda Hamiliton. You just need a good story.

Anonymous

Those nutty woke kids over on Buzzfeed have another opinion. Have a read if you guys want to be overcome by the desire to wallop your faces against a wall. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/shannonkeating/terminator-dark-fate-sarah-connor-linda-hamilton-james?origin=web-hf

Anonymous

Can I suggest "erasequel" for this type of do-over movie?

Peter L

Opening phone call was perfection. Also, loved the Zaat! throwback

Anonymous

Doctor Sleep seems like the appropriate next Half in the Bag

Mr. Derek Magnuson

Opening phone call to Plinkett was hilarious 😂

Anonymous

Well Matt Smith who was Doctor Who did play the personification of Skynet in Terminator Genesys...

Anonymous

Why does Mr. Plinkett call himself "Mr. Plinkett"?

Kellic

I really want to watch this but I don't want spoilers, but I want to wait until this is on disk so I'm not supporting the continuation of this crap. GAH.