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Hey DC, Who's in Charge of Your Quality Control? (Patreon)

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2019-02-22 23:25:34
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2021-03

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Hey DC, Who's in Charge of Your Quality Control?

We were very excited to play with our Justice League Aquaman figure.

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Anonymous

I'm Batman!

Anonymous

Maybe this is a leak? I heard they need a new Batman.

Anonymous

It's official - they are introducing a new origin story for Bat Man

Anonymous

"My Spidey Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web spider?" <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxC3S1FEHQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzxC3S1FEHQ</a>

Anonymous

I mean, yeah, but who is the bigger fool: the idiot who put in the wrong chip or the Milwaukee manchild who keeps pushing Aquaman's crotch for attention?

Anonymous

I can't help but feel that a disproportionate amount of our Patreon money is spent on action figures... and that's fine. I am gonna ask that you give The Orville a revisit though, especially in comparison to Discovery at this point. In fact I'd love to get more Star Trek content in general, re: views of the movies not already Plinkett'd in and discussion of the various series. Star Trek is in a weird, precarious place right now, with the entire franchise apparently under the thumb of Alex Kurtzmann of the JJ Abrahms school. Which ties things to Star Wars, many Michael Bay films, Prometheus, etc. This is all as fundamental as the Berman and Braga era.

Anonymous

Boo this post! You've made your point about the commercialized products of movies. You're better than this. (Edit: I said I was drunk)

Andrew Burt

That's Aquaman's fetish. You push on his dick and he pretends he's Batman.

GadgetBlues

There is actually a Bat Ray which is kind of like a sting ray but more bat shaped. So maybe he's Bat Man Ray, who is an aquatic superhero that also creates Dadaist art.

Phrenological
>>20127804

"I mean, yeah, but who is the bigger fool: the idiot who put in the wrong chip or the Milwaukee manchild who keeps pushing Aquaman's crotch for attention?" The guy trolling Patreon comments? The person replying to the guy trolling Patreon comments? Mysteries!

Anonymous

For the love of god, don’t destroy it! It might be the only action figure worth saving.

Andréanne Dion

He sounds like a gay porn star.

Anonymous

I want to imagine that this is just Mike being Mike, unaware that Rich is behind him, videotaping every word for his own nefarious purposes.

Anonymous

Can't tell if real or if dollar store find...

Anonymous
>>20128008

Are you kidding? I bet they get sent mountains of toys and stuff to their PO Box!

Anonymous

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird that the button is on his dick

Twit In A Hat
>>20137806

I'm wondering the same thing. Some official mercy is pretty sketchy looking, too, so it's not obvious at a glance. (And I can't tell even after looking closely.)

Anonymous

Where's my nerd crew ?¿

Anonymous

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where one of the Malibu Stacy dolls has a Spider-Man sound box in it.