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Dick the Birthday Boy (Patreon)

Published:
2018-11-30 22:28:12
Imported:
2021-03

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Here's a weird thing that happened today.

Also, multiple Best of the Worst episodes coming soon! Surprise!

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Dick the Birthday Boy

Rich Evans made a surprise guest appearance on Ellen!

Comments

Anonymous

lol wtf

Anonymous

oh my gaaaaaawd

Anonymous

Did I just have a stroke or did I just actually see that?

Anonymous

its_happening.gif

Anonymous

Is this fucking real????

Anonymous

Er...what? I’m not a particularly naive person, but...I have to ask: is this for real?

Anonymous

I saw this posted on Reddit this morning it's crazy but yeah it's real...how did they get the picture though

Anonymous

I'm super excited for new BOTW episodes. Thanks, guys!

Anonymous

Please somebody explain how that could happen?!

Anonymous

Looks pretty real to me: <a href="https://people.com/movies/julia-roberts-bear-costume-pizza-parlor-teenager-job/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://people.com/movies/julia-roberts-bear-costume-pizza-parlor-teenager-job/</a>

Anonymous

OMG, now I'm only 2 degrees away from Julia Roberts! Julia to Rich and Rich to me cause I secretly watch him while he sleeps.

Anonymous

Definitely in a simulation.

Anonymous

National TV was made better for a few brief moments.

Lauren R

Rich Evans Reacts to Julia Roberts Reacting to Rich Evans

Anonymous

Is Mike going to retire now? I assume he created RedLetterMedia with this as its sole aim?

Anonymous

I would love to find out exactly how many RLM fans were actually watching Ellen when this happened.

Anonymous

Wait wait wait... Did they airbrush Rich... How did they get a higher quality picture than what is available online <a href="http://imgur.com/hrMV8ml" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://imgur.com/hrMV8ml</a>

Marvin Falz

Must have been almost as weird as watching the Showbiz Pizza bear on Rich's birthday while wearing the t-shirt, but much weirder than the 1138 bracelet at something con.

Anonymous

This is a great moment for all of us.

Anonymous

Sorry, now we need MOAR.

Anonymous

Rich! Sign that picture and get Macaulay or Max Landis or Ratatouille or any of the other celebs you guys know to send her (or her agent?) that photo! Maybe she'll come on the show and you can shit on Pretty Woman!... (not literally... PROBABLY not literally...)

Anonymous

Now all that's left is for Ellen to interview Shaq and Mike's mission in life will be complete.

Anonymous

Its a Christmas miracle. This is BIBLICALLY good.

Anonymous

Can I just say... Congratulations for making Rich Evans TV famous

Anonymous

Ohhhhh my goooooooood!

Anonymous

How surreal this must all be for Rich. As if his life wasn't friggin' off the rails enough already...

Max Eliaser

So they did a google image search for "showbizz pizza bear," picked the first result, and accidentally memed themselves? Fantastic!

Anonymous

<a href="https://www.wmagazine.com/story/julia-roberts-pizza-bear-suit" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.wmagazine.com/story/julia-roberts-pizza-bear-suit</a>

Niko Ketsilis

Did we cross into an even MORE WEIRD timeline?!

Anonymous

The thought of mike finding that picture and thinking “I’m going to embarrass Rich somehow” and it going as far as this just gives me a warm feeling

Anonymous

Just read the people.com article. That is so flippin’ crazy. So the whole time rich evans was in that photo with a costumed julia roberts and nobody knew until now? I don’t know how much more my mind can be blown than this. 😮

Anonymous

waaaat

Anonymous

It might not be her inside that costume.... but I sure HOPE it was &lt;3 Congrats Rich! Mike owes you big time for that moment of actual fame ;-)

Anonymous

But, you know, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Anonymous

This is even better than that time Rich won the lottery, married a supermodel, and decided to keep living in his parents' house.

Anonymous

Jesus Christ. How old does that make Julia Roberts?

1419krusty

My wife was watching Ellen. I walked by and saw that and exclaimed 'That's Rich Evans! What's happening?!'. I was so confused, I thought I was having a stroke. Then I got this Patreon notification and realized it wasn't a stroke. It was an aneurysm.

Anonymous
>>17609170

Mission accomplished: <a href="https://youtu.be/hKNRieaN0ZI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/hKNRieaN0ZI</a>

Anonymous

Richard the Pizza Man

Anonymous

That's nuts! It's like a pop-culture car crash!

Top Hat Monkey

Ok, now the question is: did Rich celebrate his 7th birthday at a Showbiz Pizza in Georgia?

Anonymous

If I had seen this live I would have fucking died. Luckily, I'm not lame. My life was spared by not being lame. Don't be lame.

Anonymous

With many apologies to Rich Evans for his ongoing humiliation, I'm glad you guys got this kind of exposure. Whatever brings in more viewers and thus more support for RLM is a good thing. And at this point Rich's soul has been completely expunged anyway so he probably can't feel emotional pain anymore. Just sayin'.

David Perek

The apocalypse is neigh, as the one true purpose of the world has been fulfilled.

NF

that is so fucking weird.

Anonymous

Was I hallucinating? I could have *sworn* there was another post about multiple upcoming BOTWs...seriously did I imagine this?

Anonymous

can't wait for those BotWs...

Anonymous

I am so glad Ellen or her staff takes the time to steal someone else’s bits... now this has reached an audience of millions lol

Top Hat Monkey

Folks, there's nothing so mysterious about this. Before going on the show, Julia told the staff she had a story about being a Showbiz Pizza Bear when she was in high school. Someone on Ellen's staff did a Google image search for "Showbiz Pizza Bear", and guess what came up? The image enough of us nerds have turned into a meme. And BTW, I don't consider the picture something Rich should be embarrassed about. He was an adorable kid.