Home
Artists
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register
Partychan Matrix ThePornDude
Home Artists Posts Import Register
Patreon importer is back online! Tell your friends ✅

Half in the Bag: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (Patreon)

Published:
2018-06-28 23:28:46
Imported:
2021-03

Content


Files

Half in the Bag Episode 149: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Look out! It's Jurassic World! Let's see how stupid things can get.

Comments

Kevin Young

I'm liking the new aesthetics so far

Anonymous

Trolling us all sooooooooooo hard. I approve.

Anonymous

This is On Cinema level of awesome. Thank you.

Anonymous

Mike should have heart. Soon we'll have Jurassic World III: War of the Planet of the Dinosaurs of The.

Anonymous

"We'll get into the little girl later." -Mike Stoklasa

Anonymous

Fast forward 2 mins to ignore the TROLLS

Anonymous

Was that a DOLLY SHOT?

Anonymous

i loved how the total from the entire dinosaur black market auction was less than 200 million dollars. Don't hire an army to extract giant death monsters just make a movie about it.

Anonymous

Good stuff. The beginning was hilarious!

Donnie Roberts

Loved the review. (spoiler-ish) the only hope this had at a semi good ending was opening a door to air the gas out. transport the still caged dino's to a remote island. But sure release them into a room only to decide 'meh' and not free them works too.

Anonymous

deja vu

Kevin King

The first review was a lot more in-depth, and subverted my expectations. But this one was about family and that's good too.

Anonymous

Brilliant!

Anonymous

That opening dolly shot was some production quality of unpredictable proportions.

Anonymous

that opening was great, if you had just posted that as a fake ep I would have laughed

John Boltons Mustache

Last footage of the elusive Brazilians, assumed eaten alive by the even more elusive Richevansius

Anonymous

Love how this movie is so dumb they need to differentiate it from Transformers-dumb.

Top Hat Monkey

Thanks, hank-frauds for re-inserting creeping Rich Evans from the first few minutes of the last lamentably banned HITB into the last few minutes of this hopefully ban-proof HITB. I'm so confused, but I love it.

Anonymous
>>13436769

War for the planet of the prequel of the sequel of the reboot of the Lost World of the Planet of the

Anonymous
>>13438069

I was gonna say; it's a really nice dolly shot for what seems like a review they originally really didn't want to do

Brandon Grant

I want Jurassic whatever 3 to be like Gremlins 2. Comedy mixed in with death, crazy dinosaurs and a top hat wearing Raptor with Frasier's voice.

Anonymous

Great video as always, guys. Thanks for including the first video at the end as I hadn't had a chance to see it before it was taken down.

Marvin Falz

I think the plant from Space Cop has a cameo. right in the first shot inside the VCR repair shop.

Josh Marjonen

The beginning was fucking genius satire man lol

Anonymous

gotta scan through the video to make sure it's not a fraud again, YOU HACKS

Anonymous

Yep. totally saving my $ on this one.