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Mr. Plinkett's Transformers: The Last Knight Review

It's finally here! Mr. Plinkett reviews the latest and most terrible Transformers movie of all!!!

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Anonymous

Are all three of these Transformers 5 bits gone forever?

Anonymous

You beautiful bastards

Anonymous

Where's my botw review of the new transformers movie?

Anonymous

You promise?

Anonymous

Never change fellas.

Anonymous

Goddammit you guys. Never change!

Anonymous

Saved! Saved by the rule of three, you hacks.

A White 1993 Camry

sure am glad the first few youtubes right after signing up as a patreon are these videos /s

Anonymous

I need a Gamestation 2.0 review you fucks.

Nick G

I love you all. But stop getting my ho ...

Anonymous

Why do you guys keep breaking my heart?

Anonymous

Two more to go. If Michael Bay can fool us, so can RLM! Lol

Anonymous

My favorite rlm content are the skits in the half in the bag show. An hour of transformer orgasm noises are a close second.

Anonymous

We can always count on Mr. Plinkett to say what needs to be said. 😂

Anonymous

This. This is the kind of content I joined your Patreon for.

Anonymous

oh my god, you guys are such fucking assholes! Jesus... But no, seriously, don't start resting on your laurels now. That would literally be terrible.

Anonymous

I upped my sub to $15 just because of the last one. Now I should up it even more.

Anonymous

Well, fastfood franchises like McDonalds or KFC are declining in popularity in China. Perhaps this "cinematic" fast food franchise will share a similar fate...

Anonymous

1. The released 4 REAL videos this month alone. I am a happy patron. 2. Is this replacing Rich Evan's crippling diabetes?

Anonymous

The only thing that could one-up this is if Monkey-Man came back with Rich's Grandma to review Trans5mers

Anonymous

If I ever need crappy robot sound effects, I now know who to ask...

Anonymous

I wish you hadn't warned me

Anonymous

Also where's the noise

Anonymous

OH THERE IT IS!!!

Nyrom

No. We need at least 2 more in order for it to match the number of movies. Please. You still have BOTW and Nerd Crew to cover it.

Anonymous

Scientist man next, you hacks!

Chuck Thompson

When are we going to get the commentary track?

Anonymous

HA I just love the whining. Jokes come in 3s, so it was obvious there was going to be another one after re:view. But now I'm certain they are going to do at least one more with BOTW. They may even do a Space Cop 2 trailer about it.

Anonymous

This series of jokes fits the Transformers Franchise pretty good.

Anonymous

DMCA takedowns on the way for 58 unauthorised minutes of electronic bowel gurgling

Anonymous

It's the review this movie deserves. #PizzaRollOUT

Anonymous

This review is the darkest of the three ... which makes it the best!

Anonymous

The only thing more entertaining then these videos was the hilarious outrage they ensued. Where are all the butthurt gals and gentlemen at???

Anonymous

The last one?! I've hoped for nerd crew's, personal, opinion

Anonymous

Sure it is....sure it is...

Anonymous

So wait wait wait....are you guys NOT reviewing Transformers 5 then?

Anonymous

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Anonymous

welppp that was disappointing. would have liked an actual legit plinkett review.

Anonymous

Love it - keep shitposting guys! Excelsior!

Anonymous

What next a funking gamestation review

Anonymous

Their Youtube is imploding in on itself. So many angry people LOL. The more this goes on the more I laugh. So funny. People are so angry, and that makes me laugh.

Anonymous

Listen sellouts, my Friday nights are eating Thai food with the wife while getting hammered and watching RLM. This fake content is so short that I'm going to get diabetes like Rich if it goes on much longer. I can't drink that fast anymore. Post some real content you phonies!

Anonymous

Don't you dare make it the last one. Yeah, the other stuff is good, but these are so delicious.

Anonymous

It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

Anonymous

Not feeling at all negative about it, but why this movie? Do people keep asking for Plinkett reviews of the Transformers movies?

Kiruvi

This cured my crippling diabetes. But all the metal gave me crippling tetanus. #worth

NF

beautiful

Anonymous

Plinkett reviews require the movie to be out on home video so that they can insert clips. What were you expecting, asshole?

Saybur

This would have been funny on April Fool's, its just annoying now.

Anonymous

I want a Dude Bros / The Grabowskis crossover version of the Transfivers 5 review!

Anonymous

Removing monthly support. This was lazy and decidedly unfunny. I won't watch these movies, and I won't support this critique.

Anonymous

It made me cancel my pledge. Wonder what was more valuable to them.

Anonymous

Anyway, I did criticize this for beating a dead horse (both the Transformers franchise and the old joke), but now I feel ashamed to have been in the same category with people who feel entitled and possessive based on a 2$ pledge. I mean, Jesus Christ you people.

Kendel Fargo

Best and most appropriate review ever!

Anonymous

Looping the Transmographagizer sound was an improvement over the dark silent void that was filling my life.

Anonymous

Right? If you don't think I sat there and listened to the whole thing. YOU WOULD BE WRONG. Lol

Anonymous

When do we get a Rich Evans Plushy?

Anonymous

The only thing better than the Transformer 5 videos are all the reactions they brought out :D

Jason S

I like the "Bye!" At the end.