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Pick 1 of 3... which one do you choose? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-21 19:35:08
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2024-05

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Matthew Chambers

Is Dad Savage in the Doc Savage universe?

Line Behr

Patrick "Brokeback Mountain" Stewart for me!

Emilio Flores

Dad Savage looks like hot garbage, I chose it!

Tyree

Dad Savage looks like a version of Patrick Stewart I’ve never seen before.

Sean

DAD SAVAGE

Eli Purcell

Safehouse because an oddly buff Patrick Stewart is a bizarre image to me.

Danny Dillon

Dad Savage all day!

Fooley

Did Mike try to eat the Picard figure? This will affect my answer greatly.

H Cortes

Dad Savage.. what does a Patrick Stewart cowboy sound like?!

Dandycorn

Star Track!

JDK

Dad savage looks the worst 😂

Josh H

All three, please.

Glenn Ponka

I vaguely remember Safehouse...

ComicPop

Oh my God, what a choice! Dad Savage

Bill Lehecka

Dad Savage is the only correct answer here.

Andre K

Why not all of them, just to torture Jay?

Mack Swagger

I will take the Jeff Bezos action figure please.

Manta

The action figure

Bill Lehecka

Like, is his name Dad Savage? I sure hope it is.

cjplusplus

Safe house because it has this absolutely amazing scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xyGvpLOZ1Q

Nicholas

Is that the Picard with the button on his back which, when pressed, makes him say catchphrases from TNG?...I mean, what is that doll doing there, nerd?!

Chris Greising

The action figure so I'm not so lonely

Steven Wisniewski

Safe house, Hector Elziondo is in it! I have no idea who that is.

Keara

Gotta be Dad Savage there Krebs

Kraamh

No matter which one is picked, my answer will be wrong!

Lycanogre

I’m a man-child…the action figure. Zap, pow, smash borg!

troutki

Dad Savage

Derek

Safe house sounds comforting in a weird way

Ben Zion

Hector puts it over the top

Ryan Wilson

I’d take the paranoia over the revenge, as long as the figure doesn’t get dissolved.

StormTemplar

How about Death Train where Picard sends younger agents to shoot Christopher Lee?

Harminder Atkar

Dad Savage because that is a stupid name for a movie

Brady Mills

Who says no to “DAD SAVAGE”?!

Matthew McCoy

Is Dad Savage Fred Savage's father? If so, then my vote if for Dad Savage.

Casey Shermer

Dad Savage. He’s so sick of his Matrix loving, shirtless son that he gets his revenge by picking him up from school, in character, as the far superior Indiana Jones. The revenge is untamed.

Vix S.

safehouse safe choice.

Steve Alikonis

fellow man-child reporting in ... action figure all the way

Matthew Riley

I feel like Hector Elizondo is under-represented in RLM content, so Safe House

Curtis

2

Simon Morgan

Dad Savage: Man of Bronze.

c

Bloodhound Gang

Gio

2

Dez

dad savage

Noclip

DAD SAVAGE

treyd

Safe House He tries to shoot ants

LB876

Action figure - It'll be like "The Outrageous Okana", only better. My sidekick, Jean-Luc Picard, and I can travel the galaxy, getting into adventures, seeking jamaharon, exploring alien archaeology sites, negotiating treaties, discovering sentient oil slicks....

Bee

Dad Savage for name and cover. Who is that other man? Is that titular Dad or the reason we are Dad Savage? I have more questions.

Timothy Liebe

Picking SAFE HOUSE, because it just looks screwier.

Conor Boran

Dad Savage for sure

Malissa

all of the patrick stewart is correct.

grover51

Dad Savage

Nathan Mills

Also depends, has Rich Evans simulated masturbation with the Picard doll? You know, doing the hard Picard?

Syd Beretta

Sauvage Papa plz

NY Committee

More Captain Picard! More Star Trek! I pick Safe House.

J. Rand

Dad savage

Alex Brown

Dead Savage because it looks like a western, and I want to see Rich's two favorite things married in unholy matrimony

Beckoning Chasm

"Dad Savage" sounds far more entertainingly stupid than "Safe House."

Alessio Roic

Safe House because I didn’t know who Kimberly Williams was until I checked and now I need to see this Dollar Store Mena Suvari in action!

BoB3k

Um

Daniel Snyder

Dad Savage peaks it out by a slim margin over Safe House.

Mark Fetherston

Dad Savage. Untamed revenge? What revenge is “tamed”? I must know the difference in cowboy form.

Lauren Daley

Dad Savage. The synopsis of Safe House just sounds sad.

Travis Sheflin

Dad Savage. Not even close.

Icido

Dad Savage was great when I watched it over a decade ago on holiday in Bulgaria

Arthur Bright

Depends. To watch? Dad Savage. To put in my mouth, a la Mike? The Picard action figure.

The Real Zam

Can’t decide. I want them all for my Stewart altar.

James Interactive

Why does action figure picard look like hes doing the stanky leg?

David Anderson

Dad Savage. I just have to know why Sir Patrick looks so sad. Is it because he's wearing a cowboy hat or is the shirtless guy in a duster jacket the source of his sorrow? I gotta know!

OldKingCol

Dad savage

Katie Neff

I don't know either film, but based on the covers only, Dad Savage looks like more of a departure from Stewart's life as Picard, and that sounds fun. Dad Savage!

Angi

Dad Savage

Miles Long

Well 3 is the obvious choice for comfort and fit, but I like a challenge, so I choose "Dad Savage" to take me to heaven.

Jeff Kleist

safe house, some moron actually let Patrick Stewart live out his dream of being a geriatric action hero and I really want to see it

Michael Nuccio

Safe House is BOORRRIINNNGGG, Savage me, daddy

Javier Mancilla

It's gonna have to be Dad Savage. Looks Fascinating.

Crom

Dad Savage plz!

Felicity Brown

Safe House. Because I want to see Hecto Elizando in a role where he’s not basically a fairy godmother making over some woman.

olive_guardin

I choose Action Bezos on the right

JTruts

Dad Savage, but only cuz of that weird bozo in the background.

Wendy Cheatham

Dad Savage. I'm in the mood for some untamed revenge. Tamed revenge is so boring.

Outfoxies

Marry Dad Savage, Bang action figure Picard, Kill Safehouse.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!! I would totally choose Dad Savage if I didn't vaguely remember seeing Safe House many, many years ago. I think I rented it from the local Blockbuster when I was a kid. All I remember is that (1) it was terrible, and (2) the direction was so bad that even child-me noticed the GIGANTIC WHITE X MARKS. I can't even imagine how many mistakes like that are in the movie if even a six or seven-year-old who didn't know the first fucking thing about how movies are made noticed some and only realized what they were years later (when they bafflingly remembered Safe House for some reason. It was probably an aneurysm).

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums
>>138637776

This is, without question, the correct comment. It's still the correct comment despite me picking Safe House. No other comment will touch this. Everyone should just give up now.

John Payne

You guys could probably make a better movie with the action figure. GIve me Savage

Tony Belmonte

Dad Savage...because you can actually see him thinking "I need a new agent" in his face on the cover.

Brian E. Lindstrand

DAD SAVAGE. If for no other reason, the French poster on IMDB lists the film's catch phrase as "If you sell your friends...get a good price"

PIG

Was gonna say Safe House but the name Dad Savage wins.

Joe Triscari

Dad Savage is obviously going to be more schiock but I really like seeing Hector Elizondo. I'm voting Safe House even though I'm sure I'll be outvoted.

Brian

dad savage

Jonathon

I remember watching him promote Safe House on Live with Regis and Kathy Lee when I was a kid, so I’m gonna go with that one.

Alekto989.M41

Dad Savage, without hesitation.

JB Peek

Dad Savage is the easy pick. I would want to see him initiate diplomacy at the end of a gun barrel.

Fluxotronic

I've seen safe house, all I can remember about it was he hid guns all over his house and was so scared he could only go outside wearing full bomb disposal gear. Was an odd, strangely endearing yet terrible film.

Brandon Shane

Dad Savage? What an awesomely stupid title!

Kugelschreiber

Prepare for the ultimate *uncomfortably shifts on sofa* hero, the dad that is bad: DAD SAVAGE!

3 Cat Day

Dad Savage

Funny That

Dad Savage. A stacked cast, and it seems like the story (whatever its merit) isn't trying (and failing) to be two stories at once. And though a superficial reason I'd say Dad Savage is also the better titled choice. Both movie titles are awful, but only one thinks it is clever/ironic, and it ain't Dad Savage

Generico Johnson

I’ll take the action figure. Should I send you my address?

DonMac

I take tea, Earl Grey, hot!

Benjamin Forman IV

I'm going for Safe House. A narrative is being continuously created in my head for some reason.

LydiaHyde

The figure, make it so.

madbean

If you don't pick Dad Savage I may have to re-evaluate our friendship.

kosmickrab

For you guys to watch, Safe House. I'd pick the toy for myself.

Shozbot

Dad Savage

Beckoning Chasm

"Safe House" is the movie they made with Patrick Stewart because Frank Stallone was not available. Think about that for a moment.

Tessa

Dad Savage

cynthia

DAD SAVAGE DAD SAVAGE DAD SAVAGE!!!

cynthia
>>138638693

6 or 7 year old you? That makes you younger than me. I thought you were an old man lmao.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums
>>138638693

Hey, I'm not even close to having a mid-life crisis yet! Just because I ramble and forget what I'm talking about half the time doesn't mean I'm an old man :( OK I looked it up. I was probably 10 or so. But to be fair to you, I've been acting like an old man since I was 21. I mean...uh....yes! I am the ancient spirit of Neil Peart, Lord of Drums! Bow before me!

Dan

Safe house

Kevin

Dad Savage for sure

Matthew Riley
>>138635731

I said something similar! Hector Elizondo fan club unite! There are tens and tens of us!

Some Guy

Dad Savage. Like it's even a competition

Noel Leckemby

Dad Savage, no question.

Rick Moen

Dad Savage, easy

Becki

Got to be Dad Savage

Marvin Falz

Unironically, since Patrick Stewart is a renowned actor in classical theatre including productions of Shakespeare's plays, I'd be interested in both of the movies on VHS. I figure Patrick Stewart was able to give a good performance, even when script, directing and cinematography were bad. And I don't think Patrick Stewart is like Cameron Mitchell or David Carradine or other washed-up actors and actresses. But maybe I'm in for a surprise.

Laura Messenger

Dad Savage, only because I've seen Safe House and whilst it had an entertaining third act, the first two acts were a bit of a slog. It's a terrible movie, but not terrible enough to be interesting. The cover of the Dad Savage VHS suggests that he'll be doing a terrible American accent.

Boney Brunkus

For me? It's gotta be Dad Savage.

Shozbot
>>138656526

Although, the “Safe House” images on IMDB are intriguing. Maybe RLM will do both?

jointmango

SAFE HOUSE

Kerri Lewis

I watched Safe House recently during a bad movie night and it's....something. :D That being said, I pick Dad Savage, lol.

JimBoB McGurt

I want dad savage Fred's father

Bill Wilson

Doc Savage would be my choice. It's one weird ass movie, way out of its time. Plus, it's the first role of Michael Berryman. Damn shame it's not one of the choices.

Jeremy _

I went thru 3 consecutive seconds of thinking that first one was 'Dan Savage', a bio pic of the sex columnist.

Nick Kerr

Dad savage is straight savage son!

Paul

The toy has the most long term value

Mark R

I really don't want to think even LESS of Patrick Stewart than I did after the Dune Buggy scene. Action figure all the way.

Dead_Alewives

I MUST know what any movie starring Patrick Stewart named "Dad Savage" is about.