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Hello Fellas, 

DeeZ Nuts!

here is the kitchen as seen on tv shit extended, you all bullied Ryan enough and he's been grinding away for you fellas and making them nice a long!

God bless. 

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Anonymous

Ryan I will now suck you

Charlie

Thanks Ryan, very cool

Kyle Peach

love you Ryan :3

Anonymous

notification aussie squad

Samuel James

I HAVE PROOF OF FUCKING TOBUSCUS BEING KEEN TO GETTING ON THE PODCAST

MysticTide

All my homies love Ryan

Anonymous

when cold ones doesn't tell patreons who wait to watch the extended about the limited 1000 pins for sale 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ I'm tried of missing merch drops bc I wait to see chads balls 😭

Anonymous

When will you guys drop the Chad Cock Figurine??? I need to know!

Anonymous

DEEEEEZ

RJ-BLOWS

Sweet

Anonymous

Thank you Ryan &lt;3

Nubes

Bless you ryan now I wont brutally murder you and you family

Spood

Thanks Ryan. Also we need a pin of Chad's cock

Cumdragon

Works for being drunk at 9am. Sad I missed the pin. Love you guys and thanks Ryan for the video. You got this, man!

Anonymous

Ay can we get an early heads up on limited merch cause I really want red to get a good look at the little fella wearing glasses

Anonymous

aww babe

Anonymous

my name is deez

Alex O

I wish Patreons got our own limited pin drop I missed the other because I wanted to have the possibility to see some balls

Anonymous

I have virtual aids VIRGIN AIDS

Anonymous

holy shii did you guys see the guy with the little sunglasses on? very pog

Anonymous

how’s candace?

Anonymous

Who's name is deece?

Anonymous

Chad unintentionally made an amazing pun when introducing one of the egg devices, he said “I guess we can take a crack at it”

Bombo Mo

Sucks the patrons missed the pin drop because there was no update about it here. I'd love it if we got updates on things like that here, or just release the patron video first like you used to so we can see these things early on. Thanks boys, love your stuff

XIII LUKAS

Hey who else noticed that little egg man

Anonymous

jumblaya

juwi

thank you ryan we need more cock closeups though

Ruby Soho

what the dog doin

Matthew DiFrancesco

Chad keeps getting closer and closer to Max with Knives in every episode

Anonymous

Holy shit! Did anyone see that little egg character with the glasses?

Anonymous

can the patrons get a heads up on limited releases before the youtube crowd are made aware?

Anonymous

your australian eggs make me a little... over easy? : )

Anonymous

good stuff ryan

Middle Class Bogan

Oi Ryan you fuck, put the god damn patreon ones up first

Noah Rood

good job ryan nice and long like chads massive bulging cock, how we like it

Elias Olsen

OneyNG and PsychicPebbles should def be on Cold Ones

Anonymous

Salmonella

George2000

Those chef outfits give me PTSD

Anonymous

deez nutty

OneIcyDuck

my name chef

Anonymous

3 hour uncut footage please

Pallem

thats a funny little character

potatofarm71

people in the comments have aids

SoulOfficer

good job lil fella ryan

Anonymous

i love max

Anonymous

what did it say?

Anonymous

Deleting is bad? Yes. But half a mil (even the with tiny bit from youtube) is not an insane amount for an entire crew of people. The time alone it takes to edit anything (from experience) is a lot, no matter how simple the vid. Also keep in mind: these guys are longggg time well known creators. Cash should (and does) reward clout. You see ryan? I can suck you cock too.

Anonymous

cant wait for the next patreon ep with you guys fucking hammered and max's maniac scooby impression. love ya!

Anonymous

Ay fuck the guys above. I pay because I want to support the content, anything I get back is extra. If you don't want to pay then don't fuckin pay you bellends.

Anonymous

I like the counters.

Anonymous

i agree that people really need to stop crying in the comments on here, its getting cringe, but i work full time and like long videos, a lot of people do, just most arent so toxic and loud about it, i just hope that the main ones bitching will leave and the comments will return to talking about chads cock and dead memes

Anonymous

That was solid lads

Nekku

I like deez boyz hootin' an' hollerin'

Anonymous

I love the instant hype for CHEF TONY!!!

Henry Blaus P

*doesn't even try to use the product right* WHY DOESN'T IT FUCKING WORK, classic Chad

Andres Tomas

Will you guys ever make a COLD ONES drink?

Anonymous

Where's my 5 Min call with Tony?

Anonymous

little character

Anonymous

Please restock the little egg fella pin T.T

Kate

12:06

David

have you seen that little dude with the sunglasses tho?

Anonymous

if yall dont remake this when yall got arthritits

Anonymous

why tf cant i see it